Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

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Philimena cunk

trine said:
Of course he had to smart mouth back to the waiters at Karen’s Diner, couldn’t just take it for the laugh that it is like everyone else. Fucks sake man, I really despise him.
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Course he did!! He's JAKE QUICKENDEN, dontcha know!!!!
TV Presenter and international wit and raconteur......
 
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PrincessJeanie

Just for you Fakey I’m still saying it’s something to do with mma/boxing he’s got coming up. He wants people to think it’s some prestigious TV work but I highly doubt it. Remember he was allegedly presenting all last week and we know that’s BS. He does love to oversell and exaggerate. Loads of names being thrown about for CBB but not heard his name mentioned for it once yet but still keeping my fingers crossed for it
 
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CrazyBaldhead

trine said:
Of course he had to smart mouth back to the waiters at Karen’s Diner, couldn’t just take it for the laugh that it is like everyone else. Fucks sake man, I really despise him.
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Is there any footage of this?
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Probably wanted his cock!
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MrsG03 said:
That waiter has just commented on his Instagram post saying 'I still don't know who you are, but glad you enjoyed it!'
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Can you please screenshot this!
 
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PrincessJeanie

JazzFan said:
I know he's cheap but I'm constantly amazed by how much he keeps ''working'' and getting gigs, I'm so ready for him and her to have zero ''work''
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Take Full Monty out, what decent work has he really had though? ITV Win employ the absolute dregs of the z listers and they’ve still only used him once in over 3 months and that’s cos no other fucker wanted to go to Wales in winter He’s not been on LW or Lorraine for ages and when was he last on primetime TV for anything worthwhile? Whatever this secret project is he’s got coming up, if he’s doing it, it will be shit and that’s why he’s got the gig and not somebody who’s better known
 
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Philimena cunk

Ah, but fakey, you Chose to do
CrazyBaldhead said:
Is there any footage of this?
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Probably wanted his cock!
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Can you please screenshot this!
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Here fakey....

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Bet you the waiter went on his Instagram and twigged he's some has been/ never was from donkeys years ago....
Blood good laugh though.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

What did he do, add all this up in his Journal of Gratitude? I bet he'll be laying around all day out of everybody's way because he hates being at home and he hates his family.

Do something different today Fakey. We want a full-on snog and display of affection with Squidward. We'll wait!

 
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JazzFan

Love the way he put Leo first I found it odd he didnt do it in age order like in a card but maybe thats just me being picky lol
 
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Philimena cunk

But nobody made him do it. He's got a regular paying "job".
He's the one tramping across the country chasing something that isn't going to happen.
Stupid twat. That little MoMo of his will be fucked by June....
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Robin71 said:
Bingo! Going to spend the day with the family but currently still in bed because he is just sooooo hard working useless piece of shit
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He's still sulking from the third degree burn he got off the waiter...
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Perhaps he's filling in for Tyson Fury now he's "injured"..
Whatever he's dropping hints at, it'll be the usual load of old shite nobody else will touch with a disinfected stick....
Loser.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

JazzFan said:
Love the way he put Leo first I found it odd he didnt do it in age order like in a card but maybe thats just me being picky lol
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Soph seems to be last in the pecking order. Even Freddie is before her and we all know he couldn't give a shit about his "half a son".
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Well this cements the fact their "marriage" is a complete farce surely? The "beloved, hard-working husband" is finally back home and she's on a mission to find a travel pillow with the prodigal son!

She must have such a hectic schedule during the week that she has to fill her Sunday with this!

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OnlyJustSaying

TBH I would be so excited to see him on CBB. He will be dragged for filth. X will blow up with all the negative comments.
 
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Robin71

Take it tosser is still asleep then and what the hell is that cake for a bloody 3 year old? Kid will have diabetes by the time he’s 5!
 
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PrincessJeanie

So much wrong with this photo. His hair, the dessert for a 3 year old, the fact they’ve still not replaced the light shade and finally there’s obviously an incoming Hello Fresh ad for us all to look forward to
Also nice to see him spending the day with the son he misses so much

That story where he says he’s been presenting for ITV for 3 days as if it is something mainstream. Why not admit it’s just a competition giveaway as usual. Plus it was for 2 days not 3
 

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Katewinsletsknee

Hey All

Been away so just been peeping at the thread every now & again.

You know I just don’t like him at all.
It is comical to me that he calls himself a presenter, a 90 second VT to camera … fuck he’s desperate.
The big problem with PANTO BOY is PANTO BOY & his healthy sense of delusion. Because FUCK ME, it’s a healthy dose. The man not only lacks talent, he lacks humility & whenever he attempts to be humble he falls flat on his face.

I was away with a friend who is a casting director, I don’t think of PANTO BOY to be honest but she reminded me a story about an actor from Hollyoaks who arrived for a show she was casting in LA & she said between the delusion & the fact he said he was willing to ANYTHING for the role - made me think of PANTO BOY.

Anyway, hope you are all good.
currently sat in a Maccys having a mini snack whilst giving evil to a group of kids I want to TWAT because they are horrible FUCKS.
 
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VC10

Well, jake is often goosed up the arse by a ghostly presence who strongly resembles Stephen bear , so who knows?
 
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JazzFan

Stupid bint look at me asking for advice on travel pillows, ASK YOUR HUSBAND he had on one in the sneaky pic of him boarding the plane the other week

Either on the beg for a free pillow or bragging she's goign away, just FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Wiki Ref: 02/02/24

In London for more filming with Ugo Monye.

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