He'll have used klarna for that one
Jake Quickenden #93 From dying follicles to healthy testicles, Fakey's life just gets more unethical!
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Sam actually ‘presenting’ big segments on This Morning! Poor Fakey!
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Fakey, high brow, whats his next joke
he's chaep as chips unless he's grifted it.
Come on everybody, if we chip in a quid each I can have this outfit sent off to the resort by today. Do we know if he got the ketchup stains out his lollipop man suit?
Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s already got this ready to bring out in the next couple of days
I can’t believe he’s finished with the attention seeking ski suits yet 
No let him continue. He will only manage to piss off the few ‘fans’ he actually has.
They are already drinking 
!! You can hear a Sophie saying: Did you do already shots ?
!! You can hear a Sophie saying: Did you do already shots ?
OMG, the investigative prowess on this thread never ceases to amaze me!!!! No expense spared there then!!
Flapz's a 'Bond Girl? Give me strength.
Lovely of him to be talking about having a massive dump last night. Not surprising when that food looked like something at the bottom of the bin.
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Flapz's a 'Bond Girl? Give me strength.
Lovely of him to be talking about having a massive dump last night. Not surprising when that food looked like something at the bottom of the bin.
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Oh but he gave up drinking didn't he? Let's hope there's carnage!!!!!They are already drinking
Ah look dad of the year is back.
Done with these pricks. We are the only people who even talk about him, that’s how irrelevant he is. bleeping stupid posing again. This best be the year he doesn’t get a single bit of tv work.
Done with these pricks. We are the only people who even talk about him, that’s how irrelevant he is. bleeping stupid posing again. This best be the year he doesn’t get a single bit of tv work.
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Yeah that's the one Molly.Him trying once again to get noticedLoud and obnoxious prick.Her friend suddenly likes being filmed is she the one who went to turkey as fake twit was to busy.
Who and I mean who puts on these fake posey faces when talking to your 2 year old son. Never mind stay at home Dusty Bin let's make sure we are camera & IG ready. Prick parents.
When you have to put yourself on your Instagram stories FaceTiming your toddler to try and prove what a good dad you are, it actually shows the exact opposite. Good dads would be spending their time with their kid in person before ‘working’ away again, not pissing it up in another country on an adult only trip. He’s had over 5 weeks off with one afternoons ‘work’ in that time and you could count on one hand with fingers left over, how much time he’s bothered spending with him 
Then he’ll have the bloody cheek when he gets to Liverpool next week to start bleating on about how much he misses him.
Then he’ll have the bloody cheek when he gets to Liverpool next week to start bleating on about how much he misses him.Urgh, get in the bin.
Attention-seeking prick.
Attention-seeking prick.
When I see what some zlisters get written in their comments on some of their posts, they’re a hundred times worse than anything I’ve ever seen written on his page but the difference is they just ignore them, don’t bite back and get on with the day. I love it when he replies back cos the only person who looks ridiculous is him
Just a shame he never bothers replying to people who class themselves as his fans when they’re asking him for help or adviceHe looks like he's straining for a tit
YOUR SINGING IS tit FAKEY, GIVE IT UP
Such a desperate attention seeking prick. You've hit the nail on the head too @PrincessJeanie he'll duck off to Liverpool, pretending he's missing Spud while he's there. When we all know he loves nothing more than doing his own thing. I wonder what the wages are for TFM, can't be that much can it, hardly Westend is it🫢🫢🫢I'm manifesting that this is the year his work dries up and he has to get a proper job and Flappy fanny aswell
also the year that their crappy, awful, negligent parenting comes back to bite them on the arse
And nobody is taking a blind bit of notice....
Spot the chavs ....
She’s deep cleaned that house at least twice since they left, painted two coats of paint and removed all twigs from the grassZelda quiet other than having to buy Leo a whisk yesterday as no is not a word used to help him learn boundaries.Bet she won’t come on as he’s driving her round the bend.No sympathy what’s so ever as her hole son is going away for months soon
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