Jake Quickenden #93 From dying follicles to healthy testicles, Fakey's life just gets more unethical!

[PrincessJeanie]

Just realised why he’s shared the Zelda reel again. He’s got 859k views on it, so obviously desperate to say he’s got another reel with 1 million views on it So bleeping transparent. He needs to look at his other content. How tragic at 35 years of age the only way you can get half decent engagement is by doing videos with your mummy

 

[mollyann]

Are the four of them just sat in the room at night eating protein barsNo nights out or nice meals to show us all what a fab time they are havingHis latest post has 2400 likes and of course catfish flaps turned her likes off.Zelda and poor Matt not posting much as bet he’s running circles round them.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

The breakfast buffet at their hotel must be shite. How many times have we seen his breakfast when he's stayed on other places

 

[Joon]

Sad load of cunts...need to share tit twice....so boring Hope backward Billy is playing them her up big time, Matt will be glad to get back to the soaps and films, poor sod....

 

[Redtea2]

Ski on a budget boring cunts
No nights out
So skint it’s Hilarious does he ever get off the phone he must wake up and straight on his phone idiot he is

 

[plonkington]

I do wonder what flappy or anyone can find remotely attractive about him, he is the definition of a man child

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I do wonder what flappy or anyone can find remotely attractive about him, he is the definition of a man child

A really ugly, scrawny one at that.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Ski on a budget boring cunts
No nights out
So skint it’s Hilarious does he ever get off the phone he must wake up and straight on his phone idiot he is

You could understand him getting straight on his phone if he was checking on his kid but the fact the minute he wakes up he reaches for it purely to go on Instagram is tragic. A bit like this trip really
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I do wonder what flappy or anyone can find remotely attractive about him, he is the definition of a man child

I’ve come to the conclusion she really is as thick as tit. I think she’s so deluded, like him, she’s still convinced him or them as a couple are going to hit the big time My partner would never even think to do 99% of what that attention seeking wanker does, but if he did, I certainly would not be there filming it or putting it on my own social media. I’d be hightailing it out the door.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

You could understand him getting straight on his phone if he was checking on his kid but the fact the minute he wakes up he reaches for it purely to go on Instagram is tragic. A bit like this trip really
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I’ve come to the conclusion she really is as thick as tit. I think she’s so deluded, like him, she’s still convinced him or them as a couple are going to hit the big time My partner would never even think to do 99% of what that attention seeking wanker does, but if he did, I certainly would not be there filming it or putting it on my own social media. I’d be hightailing it out the door.

Old Flapz definitely has something lacking in the IQ department. You can tell in photos of her that the lights are on but nobody's home. The same look as the long-haired gremlin son.

An empty void of nothingness behind those dead eyes.

 

[Intothedark]

They’re an embarrassment. Imagine dumping your kids to go skiing when you barely spend any time with them. I actually cannot fathom how these two “adults” haven’t come to the conclusion that as parents they’ve got children relying on them and that clearly the whole “influencer” thing isn’t working. Go and get a job.

 

[Turtledove58]

duck off you uneducated twit! Go back to the cesspool you call home!

 

[mollyann]

He’s so repulsiveThey couldn’t just go for a couple of daysHad to make sure to stay away as long as possible.Its her birthday next week and at 31 is she not embarrassed by how she lives her fake arse life.

 

[Madge2022]

Just realised why he’s shared the Zelda reel again. He’s got 859k views on it, so obviously desperate to say he’s got another reel with 1 million views on it So bleeping transparent. He needs to look at his other content. How tragic at 35 years of age the only way you can get half decent engagement is by doing videos with your mummy

Is he still trying to get on gogglebox with he mother. That's what got me blocked, I selected no on his poll when he asked his 'fans' if gogglebox should sign them up.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Every day he references cracks, arses and dicks. He's bleeping obsessed with that region. If I was that bloke, I'd be careful. #predator

Flapz looks like she's having a great time doesn't she?

 

[Barbie2020]

He is so ugly but thinks he’s gods gift!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Just ordered my new 2024 calendar!

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He is so ugly but thinks he’s gods gift!

Rather be celibate for the rest of my life.



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Poor Flapz. Imagine being sad enough to edit a video from a ski lift and put music to it!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Omg @CrazyBaldhead that gif
I've been feeling a bit crappy lately, but you guys are so funny, pmsl this morning.
Fakey and Flappy are so bleeping tragic
He showed a meal on Sunday night, nothing since then, have they been eating protein bars in the room since then
When he's caught up here they'll be eating out tonight

 

[Joon]

lol Crazy you do me in lol x That ski video with added music I would be having a sauna, nice food, shagging with no kids, phone away, sad fuckers ...

 

[mollyann]

He’s having a hot chocolate with his protein barAs for his wife grow up woman your husband is a walking talking ickWatched vogue Williams post and they certainly help show when pound shop z listers go to the same resortHow little cash or class the two pricks have

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He’s having a hot chocolate with his protein barAs for his wife grow up woman your husband is a walking talking ickWatched vogue Williams post and they certainly help show when pound shop z listers go to the same resortHow little cash or class the two pricks have

Pink to make the boys wink! Can you imagine watching him trying to drink that with his massive hooter!