Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

[Joon]

Not a natural dad is he, he tries to hard ...

 

[Xxcxcc]

Jake and his healthy testicles those testicles produced a mini gail platt, not very healthy at all. As for the topless pose he looks fucking pathetic. Might aswell have just wrote "please inbox me and tell me how good i look " needy fucker, he needs the validation from strangers or maybe he is hoping that a few young boys dm him, hes the next philip schofield , no doubt about it, he loves the young boys

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And says it whilst eye fucking the camera so has he seriously left the kid who is his whole world and he spends the majority of the week away from, just to go and stop at CHs for no good reason? Maybe Flappy is visiting her family and he’s not invited so he’s fucked off instead? Something is definitely off

Definitely something not right at all. They're not friends - mere acquaintances. Is he aiming to portray the new 'Sam and Pete' because it really isn't working!

The whole 'marriage' is a sham too. No sign of the in-laws whatsoever, no visits from friends, nothing.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Can’t remember who called this outfit, but they weren’t wrong and absolutely deserve a BINGO! I’d be so embarrassed To be seen by this fucking parasite

What he’s not showing he’s on a baby slope with all the beginners & kids.

Ps Whenever I see a grown man dressed like this on a slope it tells me a few things :

He is unable to ski/board
He has watched Hot Tub Time Machine - but took it literally.
He’s the wacky cunt who everyone wants to shred after seeing him act like an obnoxious knob the night before

 

[Xxcxcc]

Omg them fucking faces he pulls when he is singing are hilarious. He looks in fucking pain. Showing his diagnol gob off for all to see. What a screechy, girly voice he has. Hr is shite

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Well at least the Wiki here has all the receipts for Zelda too. If there was even a whiff of a chance of Gogglebox they'd both sink like a bomb with their track histories. So what have we got on Zelda so far - homophobic, racist & anti disabled.

She argues that it's just a soap but these actors do their research, they talk to stroke victims & families. So it's all right to say he looks like Quasimodo even though he was basing his facial expressions on actual victims? She is a poisonous old cow. Imagine someone taking the rise out out of a cancer victim in a soap - ooh head like a billiard ball titter titter, it's only a soap no one's that bald in real life...

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Good grief, his singing is absolutely terrible, my ears are bleeding
Wouldn't fancy changing Gail's nappy after that fucking curry for tea
Fakey couldn't make it any more obvious he reads here, Gail is clever doing a jigsaw you say, erm I don't think so beaky, he put some pieces in the wrong place, and I'm sure that you did most of it 🫠🫠🫠 calling him clever booooooy, doesn't make him so. Get him to the doctors pronto.

 

[Xxcxcc]

This singing is fucking hilarious. Why the american accent and why miss the begining and end off every single word. The face tho ,, hes now trying to turn to the side a bit to hide it. We all still see it jake u really cant sing. Whats up, a few tena huns said u were good so now you are repeating the life out of it. Keep it up tho , its funny as fuck to watch the pure desperation and pain in your face

 

[Philimena cunk]

Instead of stupid sexy sanders we will see super fakey grifters

Cunty is about as sexy as a bucket of cold vomit. How she can tolerate him god knows.
He makes my fanny snap shut like a venus flytrap just looking at him ...

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Going away for a few days to watch films in the hotel room - tell me you’re skint without telling me your skint!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He’s a walking contradiction! He never learns from his mistakes! 2024, the year that will entertain us further. Wishing you all a fabulous 2024 xx

The constructive criticism bit will never happen. He is like his mum and they both can’t accept when they are wrong. The way she went on about the lady who contacted her about the Marlon stroke comment. She was super trying to justify it. Just because it is a soap doesn’t mean you mock a stroke victim. Jaundiced bitch!

 

[IamMyaJ]

I can promise you this, if I ever have the misfortune to cross paths again with this pathetic greedy begging tramp I’m going to go full on catfish and rip that wig off his head.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is he trying to get his gig back at Butlins for this year cos that’s all he’ll get screeching like that. Fuck me my ears are bleeding. The ‘presenting’ work has dried up so please don’t tell me he’s going to attempt a ‘singing’ career again. So obvious he wants people to message him saying how good he is. Sorry Fakey you were right the first time. You are shit.

 

[cazellie]

Spare every single person Fake, you CANNOT sing, you caterwaul! Your acting is like a wooden spoon and you have the work ethics of council estate junkie!

I don’t know what’s worse. His singing or his wig!
As for Flaps. We know she reads here. If you want to be sad and show us your workout, at least have the camera on yourself and not the rest of the gym-goers. I’d have ‘accidentally’ kicked that phone over had I been in the background. Who does she think she is? On another note I’m so glad to hear she’s going to go to the gym 3 times a week as well as go running. Must be great to have so much time on her hands . Maybe she could get round to potty-training her almost 3 year old too

 

[Joon]

That rug sample from CarpetRight that's his winter one ..His spring one is in hibernation, the moths are having a field day .

 

[plonkington]

Has father of the year really ditched his family AGAIN? Fucking hell that relationship is dead.
As for Zelda, she oozes venom.

ps, get nik nak a proper haircut for fuck sake

 

[trine]

He doesn’t sing, he warbles. Trying to do a Mariah or Ariana with his jaw jutting back and forth but it doesn’t work cos he has no pitch. Just sounds warbling and nasal. Also, it accentuates his wonky mouth, he puckers it and sings sideways and it resembles a butt hole.

 

[Heneghs]

Spare every single person Fake, you CANNOT sing, you caterwaul! Your acting is like a wooden spoon and you have the work ethics of council estate junkie!

Remind u of anyone

 

[intheindustry]

There’s definitely something up with her family as whenever she sees them it’s never with him. Has he offended them, is there something we don’t know?

 

[VC10]

What a fucking embarrassment that twat is. Talentless.