Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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OnlyJustSaying

PrincessJeanie said:
Any Instagram account for any reality show, he follows and comments on their posts
Today he’s written on the latest Love Island reel. So fucking desperate to be noticed all the time. What a sad desperate cunt he is
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He is so envious of the Love Islanders success. He knows he is getting beyond irrelevant because of them.
 
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mollyann

New fight date? Would hardly call going in for the kill on Paul a fight.Here’s hoping he gets a big mother fucker who knocks the shit out of him in 1-0-0 Thought he didn’t do selfies anymore and like everything else he says he’s so full of .
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

Fantastic a grifted basic ski trip to give us a good laugh as usual… we and others are laughing at you pair of idiots not fucking with you! Cant wait to see what shit hole they are staying in and id imagine they are already practicing some shit fake stories. Bingo he breaks his pinky again bless him ‘Soldier Simon’ the little trooper (we haven’t forgotten that one Fakey ) im thinking he will deliberately try to injure himself so he doesn’t have to return to TFM! Lord F getting all excited about a grifted ski trip, she hasn’t been in ages?? and of course Prick has to get in that he hasn’t been since ‘The Jump’… im not sure how he did in that shite show? 12 years ago did he say??? thanks for reminding us how irrelevant you are Soldier Simon Oh and Flapz got a new very light denim jacket in the Zara sale but I thought she didn’t like Zara anymore? and btw Flapz you left the little yellow QC sticker on it but that probably won’t bother you as youre a scruff…Seriously not talking the piss but WTF is going on with her nose?? It getting fatter?? Her nose alone probably weighs more than she does but I think she has issues with food… She would want to watch Gails portion size it was the same amount as Freddie but just on a teddy bear shaped plate, the portion size of the rice she gave them both was an adult size! And she had to film them, what a great mother cooking a home cooked meal from a box Roll on Sunday
 
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PrincessJeanie

OnlyJustSaying said:
He is so envious of the Love Islanders success. He knows he is getting beyond irrelevant because of them.
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He’s jealous of any contestants from any reality shows. In fact just make that he’s jealous of anyone that’s more successful than him, so that’s basically everyone barring his beard
 
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mollyann

I need therapy after listening to face ache rambling on and on.God her soap scoops really are so long and why is my only question.No mention of monster munch coming but flaps birthday soon as if she actually cares.Do her and Matt actually go out as how can she watch so much tv every day and write all her notes down
 
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Redtea2

trine said:
Actually, you’re a truly fucking dreadful singer.
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You are shit that’s why
does he seriously think people will feel sorry for him and give him a contract

he’s shit at singing shit at acting and shit at being a father

only thing he’s good at is BEGGING with his BEGGY tramp of a wife
 
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ThortheDog2022

My poor ears after listening to his awful screeching. My eyes also still haven’t recovered from seeing his gurning face when he ‘sings’.

 
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CrazyBaldhead

Please Lotd, spare us all from this utter cretin.

"One of my goes for 2024..."

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Katewinsletsknee

Turtledove58 said:
Spare every single person Fake, you CANNOT sing, you caterwaul! Your acting is like a wooden spoon and you have the work ethics of council estate junkie!
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Afternoon All

PANTO BOY - this is even more pathetic than normal, but attempting to play the sympathy card in order for your menopausal huns to boost your confidence is pathetic.

VALIDATION, VALIDATION, VALIDATION from strangers is required for you to function, it’s fucking pathetic but the worst part is - YOU THINK YOU ARE TALENTED & it FUCKING KILLS YOU that no one tells you without you having to prompt others to tell you - let me explain why, YOU AREN’T FUCKING TALENTED.

The End.

Ps - I am not going to Val-d'Isère, it’s Chamonix - obviously I don’t read email correctly. Luckily, I fly into Geneva as planned.

I feel better knowing this & I can’t necessarily explain why.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Poor Tina will be turning in her grave. He's ABSOLUTELY MURDERED THIS SONG! He should never have got through the X Factor auditions.

The syrup, the contorted face, the broken light in the background... EVERYTHING.

He sounds in pain! This is utterly horrific!

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mollyann

Why has he got a cheap anchor necklace onand the earrings haha what an absolute wanker.His entire aura is just so creepy.
 
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cazellie

Barbie2020 said:
He’s repulsive with his gym mirror thirst trap selfies. The only women who fancy him are 50+!

Going on about getting a new fight date! Let’s hope he gets one and actually gets battered. The fight against Paul was so unfair.
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Not everyone over 50 fancies him thank you
 
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CrazyBaldhead

cazellie said:
Not everyone over 50 fancies him thank you
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Nobody does at any age. If he was the last man on Earth I would rather fucking die than go near that.
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Why can't these pricks spell? "far to skinny.." Didn't they receive an education ffs?

I hope he doesn't get the opportunity for another fight. The last one was an utter joke. If he does manage to get another one, and that's a big old IF, I truly hope he gets pulvarised!

 
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OnlyJustSaying

And talking ever so loudly to draw attention to their rank selves!
 
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