Barbie2020
VIP Member
His followers are thick as fuck. CBA. How much did he get paid for this shit?
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Shesaidwhat?
VIP Member
Why is he pulling faces like he’s straining for a shit? Absolute whopper.Poor Tina will be turning in her grave. He's ABSOLUTELY MURDERED THIS SONG! He should never have got through the X Factor auditions.
The syrup, the contorted face, the broken light in the background... EVERYTHING.
He sounds in pain! This is utterly horrific!
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anniemouse
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I don’t know much about this guy but this email landed in my inbox this morning making me think I’d slept through til April Fools Day. How random.
Pissy Pants needs a fucking good haircut, he is not cute, never has been, got worms, and needs to be looked at by a professional......
Turtledove58
VIP Member
The parasite is showing that his weight gain is ok but actually he’s not using his filters! Good to see him showing his non existing cock in his knickers.
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KinLynbin92
Member
God's sake I'd really like to punch that pout right into the middle of next week!!
PrincessJeanie
VIP Member
So fucking off and leaving his child yet again for 5 days but instead of spending the day with him before he goes, he’s too busy looking at photos of himself and then posting mirror selfies fishing for compliments. I think his need for validation off of strangers can’t get any worse but it’s actually the only thing in his life he keeps excelling at 
I dread to think the topless posts he’s going to do in the snow
I dread to think the topless posts he’s going to do in the snow 
cazellie
VIP Member
Unfortunately an elderly member of my family is like this and everything is about them. No interest in anybody else. Not vain but oblivious to anything other than their problems so very self centred and it is very draining. Watching Fakey I can imagine it would be even worse and I couldn’t imagine having to live with that full time.
CrazyBaldhead
VIP Member
Stop pandering to that brat and give him a clip around the earhole you stupid, ugly old tart.
cazellie
VIP Member
Cos it’s free. Plus Gail is a devil
Jane_Mcdonald
VIP Member
Ding ding ding, Zelda is off to look after Damien tomorrow until Thursday, she's staying at the hobbit house, and Freddie is going to his dad's. So just 5 days Skiiing then. Bit shit really isnt it as 2 days will be spent travelling, wonder which 'mates' they are going with. Zelda said it would be easier at the hobbit house as then he can still go to nursery etc, what she means is, he's a fucking brat and I don't want to look after him at mine lol
As for his fucking 'singing' again make it stop pleassssssse
Tracy Chapman he ain't, terrible diction and ridiculous tune, sounds fucking awful. Never gonna get any singing gigs, what a prick
No activity from old sausage lips yet, I though she wanted to talk to us all more
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Flaps is probably hoping that Zelda will clean ger house, as she sure as he'll doesn't
As for his fucking 'singing' again make it stop pleassssssse
Tracy Chapman he ain't, terrible diction and ridiculous tune, sounds fucking awful. Never gonna get any singing gigs, what a prick No activity from old sausage lips yet, I though she wanted to talk to us all more
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Flaps is probably hoping that Zelda will clean ger house, as she sure as he'll doesn't
PrincessJeanie
VIP Member
It’s the eyefucking again"Can you sing for me?"
Gail: "Blooo Blaaaa Bleeee eeee eeee eee".
WTF?
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honestly it’s bad enough when he does it by himself but when he’s got his kid on his lap it just seems a thousand times worse 
Katewinsletsknee
VIP Member
Ps the face of a shaking shitting dog.Big lol at him killing it and not in a good wayHis hair and just him
Philimena cunk
VIP Member
Got some tickets for Jake's big NYE night out....
Justdee
Chatty Member
I have 2 confessions to make this is terrible and I ll hang my head in shame!
1. I agreed with zelda on something
I've watched fool me once .. and it was brilliant .
2. I put the hood up on my hoody yesterday... my defence I was walking my dog and it started raining it was not because I influenced to be a twat it was because I wanted to keep my REAL hair dry.
His a blight isnt he? those signing faces are so put on its not because his feeling the music its because he thinks that's performing and it's terrible hence the lack of of work.
1. I agreed with zelda on something
I've watched fool me once .. and it was brilliant .
2. I put the hood up on my hoody yesterday... my defence I was walking my dog and it started raining it was not because I influenced to be a twat it was because I wanted to keep my REAL hair dry.
His a blight isnt he? those signing faces are so put on its not because his feeling the music its because he thinks that's performing and it's terrible hence the lack of of work.
PrincessJeanie
VIP Member
She disgusts me. Her whole life is freebies, free trips and ads. Fakey must rue the day he never got on a reality show like Geordie Shore. The ‘fame’ so many of them have got from basically getting pissed and shagged on TV is astounding, even though VP now thinks she so far above it and has tried erasing that part of her life from history.
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Yes Jeanie, another cunt of the highest order she is
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He’ll definitely be crying in his pillow tonight. Four hours and not even 2,000 likes on his ‘singing’ reel and that’s with him sharing it 3 times (so far) on his stories, begging for comments and likes on it and Flappy sharing it on hers as well
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OnlyJustSaying
VIP Member
I looked at Chris’s insta and he didn’t post anything about Fakey in his stories. He did post meeting friends the previous night. Fakey was so giddy posting Chris just to show he was at his house. He is such a saddo! Chris couldn’t care less. I’m still waiting for Chris to spend time with Fakey and Gail as begged by Fakey.
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