Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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CrazyBaldhead

Thanks for voting for my thread title which was inspired by his Christmas night out with Off Limits and his contractual fwend Chris Hughes! He wore the most embarrassing outfit and was clearly off his chops!



A full recap can be found in our Wiki which is nearly up-to-date. The grifters are still grifting and Christmas looked pretty bleak with a tiny pork joint for six. Zelda looked rough as per, Flapz laid low and Fakey dressed up as the Grinch.

Flapz completely disgusted me with her lies about the food bank donations that never materialised and let's hope karma bites these two on the arse for 2024.



May I wish all my fellow Fakeys a very healthy and happy New Year.


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Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title! 😘 A full recap can be found in the latest Wiki but things have really reached rock bottom as yesterday he was being an "artist" in a Pet Portrait Masterclass and playing with puppies! 😂😂😂 He is literally morphing into Eoin McLove...
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HMC

That’s it, go away for a few days to avoid the embarrassment of having no friends or Sophs family to spend Xmas with
 
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JazzFan

In this cost of living crisis they really know how to show how humble they are and not bragging
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Nothing like starting the day with such a depressing post!

What a miserable bastard!

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StrictlyNoFakey

Going away for a few days to watch films in the hotel room - tell me you’re skint without telling me your skint!
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Honestly, now a grifted stay at The Cave which is literally a sewer for begging pond scum!

Unbelievable! It's beyond taking the piss at this point. I hope those kids drive them nuts as there's nothing child-friendly there at all.


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mollyann

Not hiding this idiots name as wtf Showing his food stupid beg of the yearGod I truly hate everything about him and his awful wife.
 
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Philimena cunk

Bet Zelda fucked them off for Maris sitting.....
Gonna be fun in the crappy zilch listers hotel poncing around looking for free shit to do ...
The cathedral is nice this time of year......
 
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mollyann said:
Not hiding this idiots name as wtf Showing his food stupid beg of the yearGod I truly hate everything about him and his awful wife.View attachment 2653171
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And thats the type of weirdos that follow him. Thick as fuck. As for a stay at the cave, that place regularly gifts lauren goodger, says it all really. Two days stuck in a room with that ungrateful liitle shit, sounds like hell to me, they will take anything for free, would be my kids idea of hell, they think they are showing off to all their followers but in reality it shows just how sad these two really are, no friends at all and only zelda vothers with them. Dopeys family obv hate jake
 
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PrincessJeanie

Shows how shit their Xmas Dinner was the fact there was no pictures of it but he’s straight away showing food pics from the hotel. Lucky boys being taken to a hotel geared for adults, to sit in a room and watch films for 2 nights. Well is it 2 nights? He said AT was 2 when it was only 1 Please anyone that reports to ASA make sure you report him. He’s very sneakily tagged the hotel in the bottom of his post. It’s 100% been gifted to him so he should be marking it as such
 

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mollyann

His singing from xfactor sent shivers up his backFreaks are the only followers this dip shit has.Going to be full on the next few days as I don’t think Matt likes being filmed unlike his fame hungry weird arse wife.
 
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ShowMeThe Money

Yay! Well done Crazy with the excellent (as always) thread title & recap Oh my fucking god The Cave in Kent A thieving grifter's hunting ground. Even funnier that bottom of the desperate, over filtered barrel Lauren Goodger went there when pregnant with LaRose. Have these two cheap skate bastards paid foe anything this Christmas for their children???
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

That has to be Flapz handwriting ‘from the Cave Team’ You would think the kids names would be in chocolate? Fuck off pricks were not buying that yous planned on bringing those kids there with yous! Zelda fucked off didnt she
 
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CrazyBaldhead

It's utterly embarrassing. They obviously have NO shame whatsoever. The Cave is a new low though. I wouldn't set foot in that cesspit if you paid me!
 
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PrincessJeanie

Also the fact it grifts so many instacunts, it’s obviously not a high end hotel but it’s certainly a step up from a premier inn and look how scruffy they’ve dressed for dinner I’m with everyone that the boys are a last minute addition but I’m still not convinced they won’t be fucking off on an adult only before the tour starts again and that’s why he’s going OTT with the ‘family’ trips
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Ive never heard of that Hotel? its a zilch listers grifted playground?? sounds like there style alright Did I miss something? Zelda and Matt are not there??
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When someone like Kris Boyson is a regular guest there, it shows how low that hotel actually is
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

haha I deleted that comment 🫣 I haven’t been looking at insta story viewer but just took it that Zelda left the shithole earlier than planned and they had to take the kids with them! Kris Boyson OMFG
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@CrazyBaldhead do you have any receipts of Flapz handwriting in youre crazy archives
 
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