Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

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A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title!

A full recap can be found in the latest Wiki but things have really reached rock bottom as yesterday he was being an "artist" in a Pet Portrait Masterclass and playing with puppies! He is literally morphing into Eoin McLove from Father Ted!

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Carry on Fakeys!

Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

A huge congratulations to our @bluecups for our brilliant thread title! 😘 Well, what can I say. The grifting is getting out-of-control and is seriously angering the Fakeys now. We had Flapz talking about her stress alopecia and after numerous skin treatments, still has a pizza face! We also...

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He is literally turning into Eoin McLove talking about cakes, playing with puppies, wearing bad jumpers, the Tena wearing 'fans' and having no willy!

WTF is that disgusting mess in the mug? Christ almighty, what's going on?

I reckon he'll be coming out soon!




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Perfect thread title @Cleopops and excellent recap as always Queen @CrazyBaldhead xx

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

WTF

What an absolute CUNT!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

"He only wants dinosaurs". Put your Baby Dino Butlin's suit on then you grifting cunt.

 

[MissMona]

Once again, eyefucking the camera as soon as he opens his eyes, barking at the kid who can hardly talk and the "grief" conveniently forgotten about for now.

What a sad existence they all have.

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I hate how they have a glass coffee table. When Gail slid down on that mat he could have smashed his face on the corner.

 

[Barbie2020]

Gonna have to do another £25 voucher giveaway to get the likes up on this one. How fucking embarrassing for her honestly give it up Soph.

 

[JazzFan]

There's no way Spudgun put those stickers on his ratface - they're too well placed! He's just done it to try and get the tena huns going.

Thats about his level of intellignce sticking stickers on himself

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Whatever! Have a great Christmas all! It’s been an utter blast on here

Selfish prick is selfish he's spent hardly any time with his family this past two weeks. Zelda looking like she's got jaundice, driving to Fakey's, hope she gets stuck in a massive jam on the way bet her other son can't stand her, or Fakey, pair of cunts. She does know she's got other grandkids doesn't she
The name Gail for Leo absolutely kills me he's so not there it's unbelievable. This was the post prickface put up after parents evening at nursery.

Highlights for me this year, got to be the infamous tattlemoon mosquito man and his amazing TV presenting

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Christ these two are just pure cringe.

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Honestly, they're both thick as mince.

It's a ROLL ffs.

 

[plonkington]

Poor Spud dressed up as Johnny Cash today and a haircut like Gail Platt… God bless him with these pair as his parents!

that description has made my day

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

Fuck me! He look a right twat! A 35 year old man that does GRWM needs certifying!

Who does he think he is? Fucking John Travolta! More like Jake Revolting.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So she says they’ve been given a room just to change into but in the room they’ve got a personalised letter outlining their treatments on it, plus a load of free gifts, including even more free skincare products for Flappy Another one for ASA. If you’re happy to grift, be fucking honest about it The fact they’ve gone to Tring which is a 2 hour drive from theirs, when there are so many nicer spas a lot closer to where they live, gives the game up straight away

Definitely grifted. Loads of nice spas nearer to where they live BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE! Grifting cunts.

Why is she holding onto him like that? She really looks like she's 'not all there' in the head - really fucking simple - and he looks like he's had a drink.

 

[Turtledove58]

The lights are on and this little chap definitely needs to be assessed! Shame on his parents for not doing more for him.
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when you paid to get the comments stopped because they were BRUTAL ….

Which article is this! I will need to green arrow!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

She looks shit

Does he not realise any of the genuine followers he has will get sick of the constant grief? It’s fucking depressing, who wants to go online and read that

She’s gone out and he’s pissed off, hope he doesn’t get on the drink while she’s out

He's probably already pissed. The "grief" lasted long and the going to bed to watch a movie. He posted this 15mins ago.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wow, out jogging on Boxing Day. I bet they ate like sparrows. Tight-arsed cunts.

I'll try and make a new thread soon but I've got an army to feed.

Hope you all had a lovely day?

 

[Barbie2020]

Has he never took Leo to see Santa before? God he’s so fucking annoying.

Lovely time making memories with the family (that yet again you’ve not paid for) Surely Alton Towers should be getting into trouble for this as well? She should be told to mark it as gifted. She’s tagged them in it and they’ve mentioned her on all their stories. Then it will be the same with Lapland.

Can’t wait for the day they get absolutely fuck all. Get some dignity Soph.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

and as the rinsing of I’m a celeb finishes for another year, the interviews about DOI have started already So clearly touting for ‘work’ from it again this year by making sure he mentions he still watches it and the fact he won it . I’m hoping for OK lives again after last year
Other thing I’ve noticed all these interviews are mentioning about this YT shorts so he’s only obviously getting them because of this. Even speaking on the radio about it as well by the looks of things.

 

[JazzFan]

That’s what im thinking, its either where Zelda’s is moving tor them just be dickheads for Tattle’s benefit in regards to Zelda moving
And why Pork not Turkey? and why so small, Flapz is veggie so would have eaten it? how did that tiny bit of pork feed prick, zelda, Doormatt Freddie and Gail?
How long is Zelda staying for?

She said a couple of days, Freddie hasn’t been seen so I guess he was at his dads for Christmas

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

I can't be arsed with these two begging cunts today. I'm off to London as my son is going into Bart's hospital for his pacemaker replacement, and will be in for a couple of days.
Doubt these two will improve in this time....

Best wishes to you and your son @Philimena cunk

 

[JazzFan]

Anyone smarter than me on tattle that can make a tally of how many days he spends at home and how many times he bins his family off?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Is she taking the piss? A well-deserved spa break!!!

What happened to your FOOD BANK DONATIONS you crater faced lying cunt? He can fuck off as well old Eoin McLove with his shit singing, awful jumpers, playing with puppies and NO WILLY.

Utter begging tramps.

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Nothing can save her face, it’s beyond damaged!