Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

[Barbie2020]

I don’t know if you can buy likes on instagram but she had 120 ish likes for hours and then all of a sudden she’s just got 300 or so more in the space of half an hour.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The rumours have begun. How long before he throws his name into the mix or implies he’s been asked to do it

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Merry Christmas ya fucking dirty animals!!!!
Best thread for a bloody good laugh about this desperate cunt and his beard...not forgetting Norbert the ever eating midget.....
Off to enjoy a proper real Christmas at Cunk castle with the family.
See ya Boxing day

Merry Christmas Phili

 

[JazzFan]

Guarantee the finger print was covered by Maris and his chocolate fingers

 

[JazzFan]

I swear Zelda called fakey babe when she was talking to him on the grinch outfit
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Shouldn’t that say sons fakey??? Poor Freddie left out again
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The grief post is up!!!
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I seriously hope he doesn’t do an actual pity post tomorrow

He did it today instead got in early

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Very happy to say my boy came home last night with Mr Cunk, via MacDonalds for a big Mac.


And do you know what, fakey. Mr Cunk is my lads step dad. Of 27 years. He's raised him as his own. He's the one who took him and his mates to rugby practice. To hospital appointments. To Hull University. To bring him back the day before the first lockdown. To collect him from London.
Will you be doing that with Freddie??? And my boy doesn't have to tell him, "whos the boss", you cunt .
The one thing about that trip is not one of them will be enjoying it.

Fab news @Philimena cunk

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The thing is no one else will look after that feral kid. It’s always “mine mine mine”. I wonder where he gets that from.

Exactly more fool her Just think it’s wrong that the dogs get dumped in kennels so frequently

 

[JazzFan]

Flappy's lips on that Tesco shit Ad they look

Edit To say Fakey is not working now he's hardly been on Instagram

Can’t tell us every few minutes how far he’s driving zero content

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He wishes he owned a scrapyard I know a English man who owns a scrapyard and he is extremely wealthy. (I get it though as they look like they haven’t a pot to piss in when when they are in the yard lol ) what’s going on with his face??? is he filtering it the opposite way now instead of trying to look gaunt??

You are so right, he wishes @Jessica_Rabbit

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

So depressed he’s posting at 7am eye fucking the phone.No six pack on display and he just really makes meView attachment 2635228View attachment 2635229

Is it the angle or has he had some dodgy filler? His face is starting to shape shift.

 

[Philimena cunk]

They really are the last of the z list celeb dregs to go to Lapland

They're soo far down the list, they'll be shutting it down for the year as they leave..... minus zilch listers...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Merry Christmas all

Merry Christmas Stargirl!
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Merry Christmas ya fucking dirty animals!!!!
Best thread for a bloody good laugh about this desperate cunt and his beard...not forgetting Norbert the ever eating midget.....
Off to enjoy a proper real Christmas at Cunk castle with the family.
See ya Boxing day

Merry Christmas Cunky!
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Well Gormless Gail will eat those cookies and that carrot is bigger than that cunt's cock!

 

[Turmeric123]

Merry Christmas ya fucking dirty animals!!!!
Best thread for a bloody good laugh about this desperate cunt and his beard...not forgetting Norbert the ever eating midget.....
Off to enjoy a proper real Christmas at Cunk castle with the family.
See ya Boxing day

Merry Christmas and enjoy your time with the family

 

[mollyann]

They are probably going to use the gifted tickets todayBetter bring some extra cash as prices seem ridiculous for food and the rides.She seriously needs to give her head a wobble and go find a job.He is seriously deluded if he thinks his career is ever going to take off.No regular income they must be in so much debt

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

She said a couple of days, Freddie hasn’t been seen so I guess he was at his dads for Christmas

Dont think Freddie has ever gone to his dads for the whole christmas day? Zelda is being very vague about the house move and vague about how long she is staying with them ?

Zelda will be paying a fortune putting her dogs in kennels at Christmas.Nothing more important than getting her scary face on his stories.Looks like the entire Christmas was like them beige cheap and boring.

yep though that aswell about the dogs being put in kennels, why cant she bring them to Fakes? or is Maris afraid of them? I think he might be? Didn’t she put them in kennels when she had him when they went on tattlemoon?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh bore off and get some counselling.

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It’s still 10 days til the actual day so are we going to have this for the next week and a half get ready for the same pictures of his dad and brother being posted in the coming days….

 

[JazzFan]

What did he buy Sophie? Nothing as per

Yup or we would of seen it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Christ that jacket is absolutely minging she is such a filthy dirty bitch it looks like there is snot all over it and doesn’t she realise her tits have escaped you could park a bloody bus between that gap and she definitely looks like a lady of night with her naff pointy shoes and her fake little YSL handbag

I've just noticed, is that a fag burn? See that hole?

 

[VC10]

" thank god they are nowhere near us".

Happy Christmas

 

[mollyann]

God zelda already tidying upGo chill woman and enjoy your time with the chosen onesAs obviously no one else matters but your arrogant prick of a son.Filming her already and you can tell she loves the attention