Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

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No sure apparently jake tried to say the nursery said he was meeting all his milestones and im nearly sure the phrase advanced for his age was used at one point .
 
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We say he’s given up on the fitness then a 10 rounds on the bag post, yeah right

Also help put the vacant one to bed you lazy shit
 
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Notice how they’re now tagging each other on the top of their grid posts so both their sets of ‘followers’ see it, thinking they’ll get more engagement from it Supposedly got 1.3million followers between them but not even 5,000 likes or 50 comments in over 2 hours get ready for the resharing in the coming days
 
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Another day out, all for the gram, not livin in the moment and enjoying it. Again living for other people and likes, what a sad fake life they both lead. Wasted on Gail platt, he didnt know where the fuck he was as usual, only happy when he's eating, he could be sat in a fucking wheelie bin and as long as he had food in his hand he would be quiet. They must be so unhappy constqntly living for strangers, hilarious to watch them failing tho, he thought he had made it with you tube shorts, that will fail like everyrhing else the Rotter does. Remember when he shared every single minute of his honeymoon, trying to show off, that was çringe , like his whole life, see hes swapped wigs for Xmas, the pathetic bastard
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Another day out, all for the gram, not livin in the moment and enjoying it. Again living for other people and likes, what a sad fake life they both lead. Wasted on Gail platt, he didnt know where the fuck he was as usual, only happy when he's eating, he could be sat in a fucking wheelie bin and as long as he had food in his hand he would be quiet. They must be so unhappy constqntly living for strangers, hilarious to watch them failing tho, he thought he had made it with you tube shorts, that will fail like everyrhing else the Rotter does. Remember when he shared every single minute of his honeymoon, trying to show off, that was çringe , like his whole life, see hes swapped wigs for Xmas, the pathetic bastard
 
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Get ready for death incoming 🪦
Was watching an Old episode of little Britain the other day and David Williams played a character who was Molly sugden bridesmaid, and she went on repeatedly about it, so hilarious it’s literally Jake, wants to bring death of his dad and bro up at any god given opportunity
 
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BIB — Gail in a wheelie bin
BIB — Every minute of his honeymoon except a tour of the water bungalow And when the chav eventually got there the first thing he did was neck a can of Carlsberg 🫣 Tattlemoon was definitely for me the highlight of 2023 So much to choose from though? They really are the gift that keep on giving, so funny watching them try and fail at everything! My favourite tattle thread
 
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Let the Christmas shit show begin, being on Zelda, the TikTok challenge, nik nak with his snacks, the “designer” gifts I’m here for it all
 
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@Jessica_Rabbit and @JazzFan they would both be up there with my highlights for this year to The whole Maldives content from the pair of them was toe curling . My other personal highlights would be the huge job he had in Liverpool riding on a bike giving out sandwiches and also when he rushed back from his cringeworthy trip to the USA because he said he was ‘presenting’ Soccer Aid, where in truth he was stuck in the Old Trafford car park and getting ignored by everyone he tried to speak to
 
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Can’t see those grifters forking out £6 for a hot choc each…it’s a rip off there,went years ago at the beginning when it was lovely, now it’s a money making exercise- the magic has gone. Especially when they gift to Z Z listers.
Leo didnt give a shit if he was there or not, where were their Xmas jumpers - boring as hell
 
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