Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Jessica_Rabbit

Because Bluey she was/is most likely shit at beauty and Aesthetics as there is a lot education and science involved and lets be honest shes as thick as shite! Shit at absolutely everything just like her useless‘husband’!
 
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PrincessJeanie

Nothing like letting everybody know you’ve got far too much time on your hands. What the fuck is the candle making all about Also I think she’s the first person on Instagram I’ve ever seen do an aff link for a fiction book. Surely she can’t be that skint? Or is her aff link money what she uses to pay for her ‘followers’
 

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Nannywanny59

I hope that dish was heat proof - there’s more of an art to candle making- not simply shoving wax in a bowl. Everything so slapdash.
 
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Abetterusername

Encouraging the kids to jump on the bed gives me the rage. Can guarantee he hyped them up then skedaddled leaving Sophie to deal with the fallout at bedtime.

Actually everything gives me the rage. Including that fake laugh he does.

May Sam Thompson go forth and prosper (more) and Fakey moves further down the food chain
 
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OnlyJustSaying

His lack of consistency is off the scale, he had so much to say about I’m A Celeb while the show was on and while he was getting crumbs from the media. I’m shocked he hasn’t said a word about the finale, hmmm.
 
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mollyann

OnlyJustSaying said:
His lack of consistency is off the scale, he had so much to say about I’m A Celeb while the show was on and while he was getting crumbs from the media. I’m shocked he hasn’t said a word about the finale, hmmm.
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Like everything he does regarding shows he was on he’s just after getting his ugly mug on tv.Lorraine is a right bitch and seems to like the freak that is fake Jake.Hes just a bitter has been who frankly has had his day.Neither of them are likeable and whatever job he supposedly got won’t be the big pay day he’s after.
 
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intheindustry

People have been asking? Seriously? All you need to do is put the title in to Amazon!
 
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PrincessJeanie

OnlyJustSaying said:
His lack of consistency is off the scale, he had so much to say about I’m A Celeb while the show was on and while he was getting crumbs from the media. I’m shocked he hasn’t said a word about the finale, hmmm.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got another tabloid interview still to come out talking about the finale. I bet if Tony had won he would have mentioned it on his socials As I said yesterday if the bookers for ITV can’t see what he does every year, then they’re idiots. Get ready for the countdown to Dancing on Ice next. Then it will be him begging and tagging Strictly like he’s done for the last 5 years Imagine if the BBC now try and get Sam for SCD
 
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ShowMeThe Money

Please tell me that's not him singing in reel of Purdey sitting by Christmas tree I'd rather hear Purdey yowling.
 
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Joon

Still laughing at the dirty rotten autographed football boots . Have they sold yet ..
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

I think something is off with their stories, to me it seems this content was done last week and just putting it out now! Could just be me but something seems off
 
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mollyann

I reckon those two are barely getting along.His stories full of himself while away must rub anyone up the wrong way.He is hardly a family man and is such a smug prick I can imagine living with him is draining.Shes no better to be honest.Money and bills and affording the fake arse lifestyle must cause arguments.
 
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Barbie2020

Off to London for a cool job. He looks like absolute shit as usual. Bet it’s not a job and just trying to get his face on TV for something.
 
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VC10

Barbie2020 said:
Off to London for a cool job. He looks like absolute shit as usual. Bet it’s not a job and just trying to get his face on TV for something.
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And after travel costs on petrol etc , ( congestion charge? ) or British Rail etc .....
Anything left out of a £250 ' spot' cheque ( minus his idiot agents 19% , and N.I. and income tax where payable )
 
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PrincessJeanie

Who announces on Instagram everytime they’ve got a bit of work I’m not sure if he’s bragging or wanting praise Whatever it is glad to see he’s made such an effort with his appearance again Notice he’s started following Fitbit (thought he swore by whoop) and Intertalent Actors Yep I can see a proper agency being interested in an ex serial reality contestant
Just noticed the ‘Gucci’ backpack in the back of his shot. You’d thought with his winnings he would of upgraded by now
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Wonder if the job is as cool as the time he rode round Liverpool on a bike . That’s got to be one of my highlights of this year or him ‘presenting’ in the car park at Soccer Aid
 
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Redtea2

Very sad really how he doesn’t have any friends because he’s so manic and onoy ingested in social media and likes …
they will wake up one day knowing they ruined life by being obsessed with likes … missed out on friends and memories

look at Sam and Pete at the final that’s real friendship jake could only dream off …. Must be lonely in quickenden towers
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What a fucking mess.The trousers are so shortThe sunglasses Just himView attachment 2625273
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And your telling me that turns soph on
 
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