Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!

[IamMyaJ]

THIS!!! hope you have the best December and Christmas lovely

And you my darling times are hard at the moment for so many people this instacunt culture needs to fuck off

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

RatBoy getting out a carrot toy.

It's almost like he reads here......

Eurgh, that dog licking his mouth has just made me feel sick.

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So the three other adults are chatting and he has to take out his phone and film spud with a toy carrot and post it and then the eye fuck at the end why can’t he chat with the other adults and leave his phone alone! That house looks a similar layout to their shithole? and where’s Freddie?

 

[mollyann]

The one tweet that says everything about this knob head.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

So Fred got an early Christmas present, but only because it was for an ad what a cunt Fakey is and Flappy for allowing him to pimp out her son on Instagram

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Vacuous, vain parasite! I’ll leave it there

Remember he doesn’t post topless selfies anymore. It’s all about the family now He’s so fucking thirsty

 

[Robin71]

I’m not by any means saying that women aren’t capable I’m a single mum myself however it absolutely sickens me that because they got lost in the woods that man child stomped off and left his wife and young son alone he really needs to grow up forget fame and start looking after his family in all aspects instead of eyefucking in the gym yet again go and get a food shop wrap some Christmas presents and do some Christmas crafts with your little boy fucking idiot

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Another fine example of her 'A Level English Language'. It's SEPARATELY you fucking moron!!!

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Tragic really he can’t get any decent work his wife is jobless and selling second hand shut on marketplace to pay the bills
she can’t even afford to pretend to be a influencer anymore she literally stopped doing Zara aff links because she can’t afford to even buy them to send them back . He can’t afford to have his living room decorated so his wife has to do it !! He’s had to give the range river back because he can’t afford it and his step daddy had to get him a cheap run around on finance because he can’t even afford a cheap car ….

what a life to live

You know, this is the problem with attempting to live the social media life - it’s all smoke & mirrors & the last few years people are in the midst of financial struggles & the influencer culture just got to be bad taste for anyone over a certain age. Also likeability plays a huge factor - and he’s not likeable at all.

The man tried to parlay himself as some kind of family man - he spends 1 DAY a week with them at most, DOES FUCK ALL around the house, DOES FUCK ALL WATCHING his kids, I mean, it’s obvious.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Him and Bobby Seagull are the only ones sharing anything. Bobby Seagull is another person who begs for SCD and comments on all their posts hoping to get noticed, so Fakey is in good company today. Before anyone asks, no I haven’t got a fucking clue who he is or what he does, I just know that he puts himself forward for Strictly at every given opportunity like someone else we all know

Who the FUCK is Bobby Seagull ? Never heard of this person.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

8am Sunday and already he’s eyefucking the camera whilst being dad of the year with his boy’ As for her. Who advertises something and then days later tells everyone it’s cheaper now than when she was trying to flog it last week and who searches Amazon to find an air fryer just to aff link it when it’s not even the one you use yourself

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I saw this on another thread and immediately thought of these two Colchester clampets!

 

[mousey]

I’ve come across these kinds of people at work my entire life, always doing the absolute minimum but always think they work the hardest. You can’t win with them. Jake is a prime example, and will never know what hard work is actually like, he fully believes he’s working the hardest he can.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Definitely. He’s in Cardiff next week and then Blackpool so won’t be able to travel to London the following 2 weeks and then IAC is over. Next will be the tagging of DOI start of the year Then again if he does OK lives again, that did bring us some laughs and some great content for here

That was hilarious. He was trying his best not to burst into tears ... fucking wet wipe.
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Oh my Christ! Can you imagine those two in the same room? The hideous dress sense - Peacocks vs Primark, both fighting to be centre of attention, both eye fucking their cameras, lying through their monstrous teeth, stroking & patting their strap on nylon hair, dragging their 2 year olds around with bot bots, choc chocs & zero manners, fighting over who is grieving the most over long dead dads, him showing off his filtered tatted titties & her grabbing & gurning over her flaccid titties. Someone pass me the puke bowl.

Bet he'd take a cardboard cutout of Pa and bro for added grief thieving.

 

[Redtea2]

Sweet boys my arse
leo is a terror …

anyway sick of this horrible cunt he’s forever cash in in on his dads death and him and polly are delusional they seriously think two minutes on Lorraine will save his career it died years ago !!

im working 12 hour days 14 hours by time I actually get out and fucking home and im doing all this whilst I’m on medication for depression !! Yet you have Jake thinking he’s some hard working man when he does fuck all and had most the year OFF work with a wife who is jobless and might aswell just sign on because she is that broke !!

pair of clowns

 

[bluecups]

"The B&Q made up paint".

Valspar, the word you're looking for is Valspar.

 

[brat13]

So professional, can’t even edit the pretend walking at the beginning. My skin cringes 🥲

 

[VC10]

Flaps is this scummy little, plain nobody, living on a new build estate, doing nothing with her unimportant, irrelevant life. Yet she has the audacity to try & give herself some hyped up knowledgeable status. Like a tragic finger on the button of all things fashionable & beautifying.

The way she addresses the camera as if she actually thinks there are 1000s of girlies, lovelies, guuuuys hanging onto her every dire word. That what she has to say is of any interest. Her soulless, dead eyes darting around under old men eyebrows, nervously wondering how she ever gets away with such spoken shite.

That truly awful 'vocal fry' she tries out to make herself sound more 'in & now.' The endless hand flapping and finger pointing to enunciate every bit of drivel. Tripping over her words, her fat, cow like tongue struggling with basic phonics. The rubbery lips, misshapen, over injected, under kissed, struggling to show a hint of a smile.

The over emphasis on certain words such as 'so amazing' - 'the best ever' - so that she can sound genuine & heartfelt. The under nourished, skinny little boys body she shows off in shapeless grey clothes. If she didn't have the bolt ons you'd be hard pressed to guess her sex.

She's living in some weird world, where she doesn't know any better than the next like or follow from a few strangers. Her husband does not love her in any shape or form. Her eldest son is seemingly choosing to live away from her. Her youngest has obvious problems which she is ignoring and letting him down badly. Who in God's name would want to be 'influenced' by her? Not me.

All of their life priorities are wrong & for all the wrong reasons.
The pair of them are dumb as fuck, entitled and beyond lazy. Bone-idle. Indulged by his deranged Muvver who looks the sort to keep at arms-length at the best of times.
Living in a part- buy , Part-rent type house. Most people in them ( and they can be very handy / appealing) are looking at ways to buy the Landlord Companies share out & convert it to their own private Freehold........
Not these two......
the rent bit alone ( apart from the mortgage ) must be thousands of Pounds a year on its owns?
His stepdad has to bale him out with a car lease/lend because he WONT get a job? Fucking more fool him. I'd have told them a few home truths & sent them on their way with a cheese & pickle sandwich in tinfoil tucked under their arms.........

And for fucks sake, get that kid Maris referred to a Specialist instead of pretending all is well with him when it obviously isn't.
But I suppose that would actually mean the pair of them would have to actually DO something ,and ATTEND appointments, etc.



Easier to spend the days online begging and scrounging like the prize pair of cunts they are.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

His last story so he’s blagged a nice hotel and he’s actually walking round the grounds with no top on and saying people are probably watching him but he’s doesn’t care. So much class and he wonders why he can’t find decent employment

 

[JazzFan]

I am 100000000% sure those wardrobe doors do not shut, prove me wrong flappy

Same beige shit different day

 

[mollyann]

Poor Fred just trying to chill and watch tv.Him eye fucking the camera he really turns my stomach.