Jake Quickenden #87 Zelda's selling up, Spud's had a trim. Will Sicknote make fight night & get done in?

[CrazyBaldhead]

And this is what will kill him. No doubt he’ll come on Tattle later expecting us all to be bragging about being in the crowd but it wasn’t us. Unfortunately for him hitting a million followers on instagram doesn’t make you popular.

I would not pay money to watch that rubbish. I would be extremely pissed off if I was a fan of Paul Smith and saw that crap.

 

[VC10]

Zelda will be happy, she'll be able to purse the money back that matt stumped up for jakeys Lada 1300

 

[stargirl23]

Was flappy on the she looked off her rocker

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Seeing as he’s missed his family so much he could use bonfire night as an excuse treat them to some fireworks in the garden. Few hot dogs, invite some friends around have a little party but it won’t happen. He’ll spend the day chatting shite into his phone and sitting in his barrel reposting his congratulations messages from the bots.

 

[VC10]

Even when he wins....... he loses .....

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

But remember - that's it done now. Once the novelty of reposting it wears off in a few days he'll be back to having nothing.

But come on everyone will be laughing at him behind his back. He can post as much as he likes. The shame is the fight was only as long as a Reel on Instagram.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Even when he wins....... he loses .....

Thread title nomination

 

[VC10]

Jakey trousers the money-
Flapz marriage just ain't 'honey' .....
Lightsout Maris is a dunce
Thier constant begging and bunce-
And Zelda looks a right dunce

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Seeing as he’s missed his family so much he could use bonfire night as an excuse treat them to some fireworks in the garden. Few hot dogs, invite some friends around have a little party but it won’t happen. He’ll spend the day chatting shite into his phone and sitting in his barrel reposting his congratulations messages from the bots.

Not that he has any friends to invite round

 

[Bobby Orange]

The real winner here was Fakeys wig glue.

 

[Redtea2]

There is a guy called Andrew Henderson calling out Jake to fight him next

He won’t accept the offer he had it easy with Paul he couldn’t do professional mma

 

[xc01]

The charity that Paul donated to have said the money will help around 50 people go through their programme (weapons down gloves up). I did some digging and I think it costs £400 per child for the programme. So that would be £20k! Doesn’t seem as much as i thought to be honest! I could have got that this all wrong but wanted to share with you all anyway!
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He won’t accept the offer he had it easy with Paul he couldn’t do professional mma

He’s not a professional fighter, he is a freestyle footballer!! Sounds like he is just as desperate as fakey to be famous!

 

[Lurker111]

The charity that Paul donated to have said the money will help around 50 people go through their programme (weapons down gloves up). I did some digging and I think it costs £400 per child for the programme. So that would be £20k! Doesn’t seem as much as i thought to be honest! I could have got that this all wrong but wanted to share with you all anyway!
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He’s not a professional fighter, he is a freestyle footballer!! Sounds like he is just as desperate as fakey to be famous!

Paul smith - what a guy

 

[Philimena cunk]

On the last story poll parrot has put on is that his brother in the crowd who hugs him?

I'm amazed they didn't dig his dad and brother up to sit ringside....

 

[Nannywanny59]

He’s going to be insufferable now for weeks… Frickin Bighead …. The real winner is Paul Smith becuz he’s donating his money unlike head

 

[Redtea2]

The charity that Paul donated to have said the money will help around 50 people go through their programme (weapons down gloves up). I did some digging and I think it costs £400 per child for the programme. So that would be £20k! Doesn’t seem as much as i thought to be honest! I could have got that this all wrong but wanted to share with you all anyway!
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He’s not a professional fighter, he is a freestyle footballer!! Sounds like he is just as desperate as fakey to be famous!

Seems popular though unlike fakey

 

[Philimena cunk]

The charity that Paul donated to have said the money will help around 50 people go through their programme (weapons down gloves up). I did some digging and I think it costs £400 per child for the programme. So that would be £20k! Doesn’t seem as much as i thought to be honest! I could have got that this all wrong but wanted to share with you all anyway!
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He’s not a professional fighter, he is a freestyle footballer!! Sounds like he is just as desperate as fakey to be famous!

He's gonna go down the Tommy "fumbles" Fury route...
Fighting no marks for money

 

[JBnosey]

He’s going to be insufferable now for weeks… Frickin Bighead …. The real winner is Paul Smith becuz he’s donating his money unlike head

I'm away to block him as don't think I will be able to stand it. He's boring anyway. Same crap different day every week

 

[Twinkal86]

Tattle bingo - books a 'family' holiday to the Caribbean/Mauritius/Seychelles post win to spend time with his beard that's sacrificed so much that's where his money will go not to charity!

 

[VC10]

I bet the bleep doesn't offer matt even £100 back towards the cost of that car