Well that was a disappointment, old ‘too quick’ really showed himself up tonight. Trying to act all humble and emotional when really he’s just happy he will have some money in the bank to do a big shop and not sponge off Sophie’s Vinted money…
Whatever experience Jake had in height, experience, reach, age, free time etc etc etc Paul showed him up with him abundance of charm, likeability, humility, funny, being humble and thinking of others! Jake thinks he humiliated Paul but my god was it the other way round!
The acting Jake showed tonight when he looked happy to see Sophie run up into the cage was practically Oscar worthy compared to his Hollyoaks 5 seconds of fame
Lovely to be a Fakey for one night but I can’t keep up with your whit and hilarious jokes so I will go back to lurking in the darkness but we all know who won tonight
**edited to add… I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it but at the press conference yesterday Paul was talking about how all money was going to the charity and right at the end Jake butted in and said ‘I’ll throw a grand in’ and acted the big man trying to steal the limelight
god he’s an unlikable twat!
** Ergh Kerry Katona posting up Jake’s arse hole