Jake Quickenden #85 What's that Spud, John has fallen in the well?!

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A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy.

We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, and he even went training on Saturday (even though he said he never), but we, as always, have the receipts.

Flapz showed Freddie in a story answering the Fakeys' questions but that still doesn't prove he's living at home, we had a cardboard cut-out tour around York, where he is all week and we had a clip of him writing in his new journal "Diary of a Chicken Nugget Head - Aged 35yrs" and also wearing an oxygen mask.

Flapz is now getting excited about her new kitchen island but we wish they'd both live on a desert island!


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Carry on Fakeys!

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I can assure you soph is no Bond girl

imagine posting that reminding your wife how she didn’t get a glam squad had to do her hair and make up drive hours to the event and run a mile because you couldn’t afford her a taxi . Both sweating and looking a state on the carpet
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Well seen as that’s the only picture they actually took of you at POB awards Soph tough look.

Why is he always looking like an absolute creep in the cast pictures? Always looks like he’s just photo bombing at the back
 

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Well seen as that’s the only picture they actually took of you at POB awards Soph tough look.

Why is he always looking like an absolute creep in the cast pictures? Always looks like he’s just photo bombing at the back
The minute I saw it, I thought he’d done her dirty but frankly it’s also a fucking awful picture of him. He definitely sees something different when he looks at himself to what the rest of us see #notcouplegoals
 
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NikNak is not impressed either!

 
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Forget Leo he needs a bloody assessment! That photo of them is awful yet he had to put something up so he could tell everyone yet again he hasn’t been well the weather has changed everyone I have spoken to has been ill! He is so needy and attention seeking it really isn’t right and of course the huns have indulged him as he knew they would get well soon Jake you two look lovely Jake honestly he needs to talk to someone
 
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The minute I saw it, I thought he’d done her dirty but frankly it’s also a fucking awful picture of him. He definitely sees something different when he looks at himself to what the rest of us see #notcouplegoals
The couple who sweat together stick together
 
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Thanks guys. Lassie found Freds at his Dad's. Good Boy.
https://giphy.com/lQCnSRMnwMLacZicgl
 
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Let us enjoy once more , that time when Eyal pied Sophie........




.... " The more Sophie went on , the less I was attracted to her......."




I pied her out.





Dumped.











 
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