Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

[VC10]

The lights are on and no one is home and I mean no one! Vacant, both of them

If he professes to love maris so much , why isn't he asking the Dr for a Specialist referral. The kids 3 yrs old and has no understanding of the World around him. Doesnt focus his eyes on shapes/things/colours . Doesn't take in music. Can't talk sentences nor understand what things are/ do . Doesn't understand the toilet, etc....

 

[Turmeric123]

Quickendale

More like Sickendale

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Can you imagine being married to THAT! He is utterly draining and it really is all about him. What does he offer other people? I just couldn't be around someone so egotistical and only ever thinking of themselves. You could literally never imagine him allowing another to talk, to off load, to share a problem. He'd always steer the convo back to him & his ailments & successes.

 

[HollyGolightly]

 

[Bobby Orange]

If it was a toss up between this and Cardboard Grandad (aka Les Dawson) I would choose Les all day long.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Frankly, I have zero interest in these two FUCKS. I have had fleeting bouts of sympathy for Sophie but not anymore (especially if Freddie is living with his dad) because she’s just as fucking workshy as he is.

The OFFICE ? What the FUCK do you need an office for ? Labelling parcels you are sending back ? Listing clothes on eBay or whatever ? Why the FUCK do you need an office ?

Dont get me started on the newly afflicted accents (I swear Everytime she says GUYS - my fist clenches). My pet peeve or one of the many is people saying GUYS (it just really annoys me).

Now, then we have PANTO BOY - the self absorbed hungry desperate fuck.

It’s obvious why the cast struggle with PANTO BOY & one big reasons is he’s not an artist of any sorts & has minimal talent & zero training. Imagine you spend years trying to succeed in acting, you get a few jobs a bit of a name but not household then some prick who uses the DEATH OF RELATIVES to get on shows where the hosts are women over 50 …. (Actually 60).

The eye FUCKING is maybe the thing I find to be the worst. He knocks me sick how self absorbed he truly is, I find vanity a turn off at best - but this CUNT is maybe the most self absorbed man I have seen on the gram except for the gay onlyfans boys. I have NEVER ever seen a man enjoy staring at himself so much & I have a gay best friend who FUCKING LOVES HIMSELF & even he thinks PANTO BOY is too much & recons he will be on onlyfans by next year selling wank videos of himself to old men.

So there you go ……

 

[ChloBo_81]

Is he sick, or just too embarrassed to face the cast after the weekends bollocks????

He's pulling a sickie so he can fuck off down to London and beg for Holly Willoughby's jobs on This Morning and DOI!

 

[trine]

A day later, I'm still not over his writing

I’m still not over a man in his 30s (who looks like he’s in his 50s) keeping a journal

 

[Lurker111]

Poor kid is obviously interested in books and learning, he could be so much further along if dickhead put the phone down and engaged properly with him.

You're right he's clearly motivated by books and I've said before i always think his speech is clearer when jake has been away, I mean Sophie Is a shit parent with Fred from what we see but she is more patient with Leo when he's talking and respects his time to think and respond unlike jake who doesn't even give the child time to breathe never mind think with the demands he barks at him. I do think he basicly shuts down with jake as he is really overstimulating with the excessive language and even how loud he speaks at him.

Leo was showing a real interest there and counted to 5 with no prompting and instead of following his lead and scaffolding his learning he's barking 'cOuNt To TwEnTy' for no other benefit but tattles. Even when he was saying nine at all the numbers he's like no that's 6, that's 8. Common sense tells you he wants to see the number 9 so take away all the other numbers and just show him the number 9 ffs.

Jake if you're reading this take this bit of constructive criticism..... you film yourself and your child 24/7 so do yourself a favour and watch it back to see how many opportunities for learning you missed with your son because in that moment your need for content was more important because I seen loads. If that child got at least half an hour each day of time solely dedicated to him without phones and excessive language being thrown at him I honestly think he would come on a wee bit more. You can see it's there by how engaged he is at times but poor parenting is preventing him from making the much needed connections to the questions he's asking and then he shuts down into his own wee world.

 

[Vanilla Ice]

He definitely has Münchausen syndrome instead of you googling what this is fakey it’s a type of mental disorder where a person continually fakes illnesses to gain attention and sympathy from others - and WTF is she eating diet food for she already looks like unhealthy matchstick as it is

 

[Robin71]

Why is she only taking spud for his tea at 7.15? How does she expect him to settle in a strange room and a very full tummy he will be up half the night again! Honestly thick as shit these two! Wonder when he had lunch? No doubt filled up on snacks yet again since then

 

[JazzFan]

You already know it’s going it’s going to look cheap and tacky

Stick fakey in the garden he’s half a walking corpse

 

[mollyann]

Tosser and that’s it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Back to his attention seeking best The background music on this story though
I sense some sort of anxiety/pity/woe is me post before the end of the weekend. He may for a change also throw a bit of grief thieving into the mix as well.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Does he not know that 'man flu' means it's a made up illness? Literally .

Agree with others re flu versus a head cold. if you have a flu, you know all about it, it knocks you out for quite some time. i wouldn't wish it on anyone.

He is simply too lazy to work. And this is more proof of it. He may resign himself to the jobs, and be glad of them.
I'm sure anyone casting for a panto has loads of people to choose from. Why would they pick a workshy sick note!

 

[Turmeric123]

He'll be presenting This Morning, dontcha know yano!!!!!!

Fixed that for you

 

[Bigfoot101]

I could be wrong and it’s probably all for the gram, but why’s he acting so shocked Leo’s got an ice cream in the bath, it’s as if he’s been left alone in the bath, as you can hear Sophie downstairs, wouldn’t put it past them to just wander off and leave him to it

 

[JazzFan]

Are we officially calling a sickie by the end of the week?

 

[Redtea2]

Poor boy imagine growing up to the age of seven with your mum and then a man moves in your mum had another child and suddenly your cast aside like you mean nothing . That post is nothing but disgusting behaviour. How you can treat your first born your flesh and blood like that is beyond me .
I can’t express the amount of grown adults I have treated at work with abandonment issues . Because of nasty cunts like her . She deserves the shit life she has been served and I wish her nothing but unhappy years for what she has done to Freddie . Letting her husband abuse him and belittle him is one thing but to actually treat him like that herself is even worst .
I hope Freddie is loved and happy at his dads and I hope his dad gives him the best life away from that sour faced nasty bitch . When jake leaves and he will I hope she realises how disgusting she treated her own child to the point he has moved in with his dad . I have thousands of pictures of my children and I would never ever post what she did tonight and leave my first born out

shame on you Sophie you horrible cow !!

 

[Philimena cunk]

He’s dressed like Where’s Wally moaning he ‘feels like arse’ - back to his usual routine of not feeling well when he has a ‘job’, quelle surprise! View attachment 2503858s

Fucks sake, put a warning on that, will ya!!!!!
He looks like a haunted stick of rock.
Twat.
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Sophie started following Tasha and Andrew after POB awards. Obviously were fan girling over a couple who are 10 years younger than them

fakey trying to go out for dinner with them on a day off what he could spend with the kids but he’s desperate to get higher up in the Z list world.

They are a pair of sad bastards. I’m honestly sick of them now.

I know. The pathetic/desperate behaviour is absolutely fucking embarrassing. What a way to live.
I'm sat in Costa in Norwich, after pootling about the shops, lunch, and having a coffee.
All paid for by myself.
I wouldn't swap my life for theirs anytime.
And both my kids like me.
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I bet the pair of them are stuck in the hotel room, furiously clacking away at their phones for ANY attention, while Dudley is parked in front of the telly eating leftovers from breakfast