Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

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plattyjoobs

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022:



Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/

Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present in the process. The poor lambs got stuck in traffic/didn’t realise trains weren’t running/couldn’t afford a hotel so had to get ready in an NCP car park, then had to walk a mile to the venue and missed the red carpet interviews. Then had to walk back at the end of the night with guest barefoot as they didn’t (couldn’t?) spring for a cab.



No presenting gigs that I can remember from the last thread and surprisingly still hasn’t pulled a sickie from TFM.

Also boldly declared that he doesn’t post selfies, which is strange as that’s pretty much all he does below examples from the last thread alone:



Some highlights from the last thread, feel free to add anything I’ve missed:

 

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PrincessJeanie

Brilliant. Thanks for the new thread and recap @plattyjoobs and well done on the thread title win @Sarivng2022 There were some good contenders in the last thread Anyway number 84 and off we go again….
 
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Norfolking Good

That’s so unkind filming your wife in a state of undress (not sure a car park is an ideal place to change but when you can’t afford a Premier Inn…). I’d be beyond livid if my husband did that to me. Just shows what contempt he holds her in.
 
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Xxcxcc

What a bunch of wankers. They will be gutered that they only got one pic on the red carpet. Thick fucks. It was never about the actual pride of Britain heroes, it was about the red carpet and exposure that they desperately crave and live for. As for her slutty red dress and saggy tits, I have no words
 
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PrincessJeanie

Also shows how stupid she is, that she happily lets him use her as the butt of his jokes all the time and all for online content . The difference is your husband I’m sure wouldn’t even think of disrespecting you like that in the first place. I know mine wouldn’t.
 
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Joon

Bet she had to scrub her feet when she got home, hard skin, bunions, still expect she could always do a promotion for Dr. Scholls...
 
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Barbie2020

Messing around with her face again today. And apparently she’s been having a social media detox. Can you make it a permanent one please? And ask your husband to do the same lol.
 
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PrincessJeanie

Her fucking voice. It’s worse than nails down a chalkboard. So she’s off to Chester with Leo this week and wants suggestions on things to do cos Jake will be busy ‘working’ and training. Why the fuck is she going all that way then? She’s making it more and more obvious something has definitely happened with Freddie’s living arrangements the way she can just fuck off when she wants. How surprised was I when she started telling us ‘guys’ about a fantastic face tan, that suddenly an aff link appears for it However less surprised it is not the brand she’s been banging on about for ages. Apart from Hello Fresh which employs every z lister under the sun, she never seems to keep hold of any brand deals she gets. Even Tescos food seem to have vanished
 
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Redtea2

I take it Freddie permanently lives with his dad now then ?? I mean for her to be able to leave him and go Chester ….
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Too hilarious to leave these in the last thread, so I'll post them again.

What an embarrassing pair of clowns. Him with a mis-matched suit with Argos jewellery and her looking like an old £5 crackhead brass with filthy feet!

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So they really want people to believe he was wearing a £10k Cartier ring when his jacket and trousers looked cheap and nasty and weren't even the same colour and that god awful dress she was wearing was £1,510 originally and they couldn't even afford a hotel to get ready in and went in a car park?

MASSIVE FAIL!

 
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Redtea2

Something big has definitely gone on .
I don’t know what but it’s definitely huge .
weeks Freddie ain’t been home and she has only had contact after school and even then I’ve only seen her do that once .
for her to go Chester all week with Leo means Freddie is at dads all week but he was at dads all last week .

he’s definitely gone living with his dad I wonder did something Happen between jake and Freddie or if his dad had just had enough . Either way he definitely lives at dads
 
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StrictlyNoFakey

My money is on the label still being in that dress so that she can return it!
 
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Frosty knickers

I hope his dad has had enough like any good father he would want his child to be publicly subjected to the shit that goes on between them for all to see.
 
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Inchhighprivateeye

A thought… is she going to these places because he’s got a film crew following him for the ‘fight’ & he wants to look like a family man OR is she going away to avoid the Bailiffs
 
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Joon

His mother Fag Ash Lil, sitting there saying its hot, and she has a heavy jumper on, the whole family are fucking crackers...
 
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CrazyBaldhead

And so it was the piss tub again waffling on about "small wins".

How can you win RatBoy when you're the biggest fucking loser going? You lost at the starting line.

As for old Prozzy McPizzaFace, I hope she went to get a Tetanus shot and a check up today at the local hospital stupidly walking barefoot in London, especially if she had a blister.

According to latest reports, there are two rats (maybe more) per person in London. What an absolute cretin she is.

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Cleopops

OMFG why has that video of him beating the shit out of a bag on the floor made me laugh so fucking much that's my fucking win, I feel great now Jake thanks
And my other win has to be coming home, kids still at school and sitting down with a cuppa and seeing the lock sign on the thread
NEW THREAD!!!! that's always a fucking win as well love to you all Fakeys, I know we all say this, but when you think they can't surpass themselves they do again the POB fiasco has been hilarious
 
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