Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

[Robin71]

So they are both going to The Pride of Britain awards why? What makes them eligible for an invite? They are nobody’s and he is just going to make it all about him

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why has he posted this As usual you can see he’s actually grimacing when ‘kissing’ her. They are definitely spending too much time reading on here and then too much time trying to prove us wrong . All that photo does is show just how fake they really are

 

[Redtea2]

Hard week....... ? Oh fuck off you scrawny looking creep. I've seen more meat on a chicken drumstick and most people work harder in a day than you, you pathetic excuse.

Imagine being dumb enough to drive all the way up to his hotel, he takes the piss out of your silver trousers, turns the camera off when you begin to speak and then fucks off to the gym and leaves you to it.

Flapz you mug.

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He’s a joke he’s not working he does panto most days he’s lounging in pool or gym !!!

sophie is a mug driving all that way and her husband fucks off to pool on his own like fuck would I put up with that !!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Seriously, I'm completely invested in this unfolding car crash!

WTAF???

NB: Her dress looks dirt cheap. Her hair and make-up is laughable.

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And the perfect end to the day is the car gets robbed
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Two scruffy twats God what a complete embarrassment View attachment 2498586

Honestly, would you be arsed??
Hopefully they've missed the red carpet

 

[Frosty knickers]

Off to pride of Britain tonight
Dressed like they are going the met gala no doubt can't wait to see and cringe to death for them no bust up (I'm bit sad)

 

[JBnosey]

Hope you’ve all had breakfast, Fakeys! View attachment 2495970

I just saw that and ran here. WTF. Why would you post that. He's weird as hell

 

[IamMyaJ]

The come down from this is going be summat else wonder how long before we get the sad quotes and pictures of the potato

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Hard week....... ? Oh fuck off you scrawny looking creep. I've seen more meat on a chicken drumstick and most people work harder in a day than you, you pathetic excuse.

Imagine being dumb enough to drive all the way up to his hotel, he takes the piss out of your silver trousers, turns the camera off when you begin to speak and then fucks off to the gym and leaves you to it.

Flapz you mug.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Fuck me you’d think they were going to the Oscars Another award show that is full of z listers and hardly anything to brag about. Should be about the people getting the awards, not the selfish cunts going just to get their faces on TV. Yes F&F I’m talking about you.
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Whatever he’s wearing clothes wise, the first thing I’m embarrassed about for him is the fake Cartier ring he’s wearing. Step daddy has to get him a basic car on finance because he can’t afford it, but he’s making out he’s wearing a £10,000 ring

 

[ChastityDingle]

Oh the poor lamb back to normal then his wife drives all that way and he pisses off to do what he wants as usual! Reckon they argued yesterday her face when she knew that despite the fact she had just arrived he was going to start ripping into her said it all

He should read back on that 'Respect' thing he posted recently,

He is so ugly inside and out. They are miserable together. And no amount of pretend hugs and kisses for the 'gram can disguise that fact.

 

[ChloBo_81]

So they was all paid to stay at this place .
so again free
how embarrassing her weekend has consisted of staying at her fellas free hotel whilst he leaves her for the gym and couldn’t even treat them to some new clothing and a nice meal out
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I absolutely love how Dan oust the cunt in his place . Making out he had paid for it when the cast got a free stay
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Also all the cast was out last night with partners by looks of it so why didn’t jake go along and take Sophie .. oh yes because they are skint as fuck so two days spent stuck in a FREE hotel room …. Is that what she’s really settled for

I often use Village Hotels- the two I stay at are much nicer than the one Fakey's used as they've had a full refurb. Tbh this has put me right off them
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He can use the pool as he has a room. Flapz & maris don't have a room so can't.
Talk about stone-broke......

They are a fucking embarrassment

You can pay extra for guests to use the pool and gym but they clearly can't afford it
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How did she get on a show called Celebs go Dating? What had she done to be classed as a celeb? Didn't see it, so genuine question.

She was just one of the guests at the mixer where the celebs go to mingle. You have to apply to be on the show so she'll have gone for a casting. She was very fame hungry....and still is!

 

[IamMyaJ]

Honest to god I cannot wait for the recap on the new thread. I’m fucking pissing myself sent it in the family group chat hahahaahahahahaha brilliant
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Welcome grab a seat it’s epic

 

[mollyann]

God the state of himThat’s what happens when you make money of the dead for 13 yearsThe fucking grim Reaper watching

 

[mollyann]

Let’s plays where’s wally lol.Last seen crying in the toilets With massive blisters on her massive feet

 

[Philimena cunk]

Why would anybody, with any sense, post the fact they’ve driven there and then having to walk a mile? I’d keep that bit quiet and just post what looked good. I reckon he thinks he is funny but he isn’t.

Because he's a thick cunt with no social awareness...
Hope she divorces him....

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Hard week for Fakey as his face has not been seen on TV

 

[Joon]

What a show up, and posting it too, more fool her, he is discusting, making her walk there and back, I would have the fucking hump, but saying that I wouldn't be with someone like that anyway. .Vile....

 

[Philimena cunk]

‘Fakey and his plus one’

Thread title there

 

[ChastityDingle]

Are we sure they've actually been invited and that was his hand with the ticket.....?

You honestly couldn't make it up. What a couple of clowns.

Dumb and even Dumber!

Why do they talk at to each other like they are in an extremely badly written play?

 

[Philimena cunk]

THIS IS FUCKING COMEDY GOLD YOU SAD SKINT BASTARDS

I know! Almost better than last year's little weird shuffle on the red carpet