Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

[PrincessJeanie]

Why isn’t he just wishing Cashley HBD by private message? Oh cos then people don’t know that he’s ‘friendly’ with him. I bet he don’t even have his phone number. AC is one of the last people I’d ever wanted to be associated with

 

[Philimena cunk]

Morning fakeys, what's the big star of stage and screen up to today????
Tarantino audition?? Strictly stand in?? Taking over from Huw Edwards doing the news???
Or the usual rinse and repeat, gym, poncing on loose scratters and begging on line for his next freebie hotel ..
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God him rambling on about his next few days.Can tell this fucker never had a real job in his life.Going to see the kids and No mention of wooden spoon.He really is a embarrassment to men with his ramblings stupid prickDo you all think he actually thinks he’s popularAnd no bro you are not presenting it’s two minutes promoting a competition

I actually think that peabrain works on the assumption that if he keeps repeating he's presenting, he'll convince himself that's what he's actually doing.
But in reality, he's just the 60 second filler between segments.
He's really deluded, isn't he.

 

[Frosty knickers]

That girl will have no skin left on her face if she keeps with all these treatments and magic lotions and potions. She will turn into a melted slipper

 

[Turtledove58]

Well they make a lovely couple! I’d be fucking fuming if some woman looked at my husband like that

 

[JazzFan]

lol at flappy not knowing what hump day is, it’s for people who work you baggy bleep

 

[Philimena cunk]

she’s joking right? Did she shag him last night to warrant this ludicrous comment!

Bet she pegged him...
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It must be difficult in any position , as we've all seen the photo of his stiffie ...... slipping out, etc .. it is like a little springy doorstop


Mr. VC10s is bigger than that, on the soft

You'd have more fun sitting on ya finger......
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Anyone else think flappy is selling up to get a deposit for a flat?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

SCD. Nigel Harman looks better at 50 than Fakey does at 35

 

[Stewart73]

What’s with her nose? Is it getting wider/flatter?

Maybe they know there is an issue with Leo hence not having another baby together?
[/QUOTE I thought the same her nose looks massive! She looks a mess!

That is tragic

" give it up. You're crap".


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She reminds me of Tom

That is tragic

" give it up. You're crap".


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She reminds me of the kid in the Movie Big when he returns home!

 

[VC10]

I’ve been staring at this for a good few minutes and still can’t work out what the fuck is going on with her feet.

She has got two right old plates on it , gawd

" Plates Akimbo"

 

[plattyjoobs]

I want to know who the 2 delusional people who think he will finish the full run are

Fakey and Polly

 

[Redtea2]

Ok but Freddie’s dad WTF has she done going with Jake and his granny pants and jumpers and gay eating

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Maybe he should look at Twitter before he starts acting all smug about being on LW for a total of 10 mins all week.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Aah he’s tired. Not even done 2 weeks yet and he’s already complaining surprise surprise
Making sure everyone knows how much he loves Leo by putting him FaceTiming and baking cakes on his stories. Yep loves him so much he’s choosing to go to Southampton on Sunday and Manchester on Monday. Then next week he’ll be moaning about missing him Seriously his priorities are all wrong. He shouldn’t of had kids, he’s way too selfish.

 

[Turtledove58]

What has happened to her nose her skin is terrible all the time!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

His bused in Tena Huns are all busy digging out their old Simplicity patterns & knitting like mad for him while they sit in the FM audience.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

12 comments 736 likes in over 15 hours. I think somebody needs to seriously re evaluate their life and ‘job’ choices She’s definitely not going to be getting work as a foot model anytime soon. Well unless it’s on a fetish site where people like women with monster feet

Edited. Fuck me. This has got to be her cringiest TikTok yet

 

[intheindustry]

He’s not going to get his big break and she’s a fool if she thinks he will. His social media presence along with his erratic behaviour and poor acting/presenting skills isn’t going to get him far, thankfully. Daytime slots such as LW are fine as he’s probably relatively cheap and the stints are short enough for the daytime audience to tolerate. Stage and panto with the occasional tv interview and competition is probably his limit. Phew.
She’s always been fame hungry, craves the attention and thought together they’d be a power couple but sadly her business B&B isn’t going anywhere despite being married to the famous “Jake quickenden” . I suspect a lot of influencers are finding people aren’t clicking on links and buying as often as they used to.

 

[mollyann]

I think this woman is of her fucking rockerIn the past year he’s been a DinoRode a bike giving bread cakes awayA fucking mosquito in the parkAnd ate some jelly

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Can't believe Zelda said that about Russell Brand, what a stupid bitch

 

[plonkington]

That is tragic

" give it up. You're crap".


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When your mum buys your school uniform telling you “you’ll grow into it”