Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

[Philimena cunk]

Zelda can get cracking knitting, I've found some patterns for her Jakey...

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I think Fred is living with his dad, and something's been said about no appearances with flaps and knobhead on their grifting page

 

[VC10]

Yes, still in nappies. That poor kid doesn't stand a chance with those two cretins.

Nope. She should be handing things to him in a way that makes him take it in his hand , but from the opposite side of his body , you know?
So she hands it to his right hand , but he uses his left arm across his body to his right side.... to improve hand- eye LH & RH transposed co-ordination.....
Day pants , sit on the toilet pan ; do a wee ( his Dad should have shown him all this) - rewarded with a silver star, on a graph sheet stuck on the wall ....." well done ! A wee! Here's your star, darling- go and stick it onto your ' big boys chart' "
Read some Ladybird books to him ; ask him about the page and the pictures......

A 101 other things..... but it'll NEVER HAPPEN.... BECAUSE THE CUNTS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY AND CANT BE FUCKING BOTHERED.

An appointment with the Hospital Specialist .....

A routine for bed .......

I've never seen either of them play with him , a wooden push along trainset to clip together, to " understand" ...with a bridge.... " under & over" , etc.......

Or large Duplo lego?

or course- none of that is BEGGED/SCROUNGED/GIFTED , so neither of them give a toss.......

Maris will always be a dud bulb.
Probs too much talcum powder in the bloodstream, upon conception......

 

[Frosty knickers]

Freddie says he is a better dad than she is a mum she must be awful terrible cause he is never there and a prick to him I didn't think it could get much worse than him but it's coming from the child's mouth, kids can be brutally honest sometimes

 

[trine]

She has got two right old plates on it , gawd

" Plates Akimbo"

I just woke my cat snort laughing at “plates akimbo”, I’m still laughing typing it out on here

 

[Vanilla Ice]

So Nik Nak is now phoning his Ra Ra Pa to have a catch up - of course he is as we all know what a clever little boy he is not - hopefully one day his parents might be able to turn the poor little buggers lights on after seeking some professional intervention from someone anyone who will take some interest in him rather than communicating with him through a bloody phone 24/7

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’ve commented many times regarding the sharing of each other stories and how I find it weird and creepy and don’t see why they do it unless it’s to try and up each others engagement. What I’ve noticed though he shares her ads, her ‘fashion’ reels, anything to do with Spud, in fact he probably shares 90% of what she posts. She only seems to share his reels when he’s doing something he desperately wants attention from ie. ‘dancing’ in his dressing room the other day. To my knowledge she’s not shared anything to do with his recent ‘TV’ appearances, she’s only mentioned his ‘stage to the cage’ on YT once and that because she features in it and has only spoken about the FM once as well. I remember when she did her very very successful ITS edit , he was sharing it as much as she did. My conclusion is he shares the majority of her content because he always needs to make out he’s such a supportive husband and he’s obsessed with sharing everything on Instagram. When she shares his content, it’s because he’s told her to

 

[PrincessJeanie]

OMG I’m getting to the stage again where I may need to have a day off from this attention seeking twat He really is that deluded he thinks appearing on LW is actually a huge deal and it’s going to lead to a full time TV career Can achieve anything you want? why are you doing bit segments for a daytime TV show and a travelling tour instead of SCD then? Does he seriously not realise how he’s coming across. He actually wants everyone to praise him for ‘working’. Honestly barring LW who else would employ the cunt. So he’s only spending Sunday morning with the family before he goes to Southampton for Sunday night, then onto Manchester for Monday to do more ‘presenting’ for LW apparently. You’re not seriously telling me that LW are paying him the sort of money that justifies him spending no time with his family at all. Moaned about driving an hour and a half to rehearsals but is happy to drive 3 hours to Southampton and then 5 hours to Manchester just to appear on TV for maybe 5 mins. No way is he not going to be calling in sick soon for the show. I genuinely have never ever seen anyone so thirsty to be famous

 

[Philimena cunk]

When is she going face facts and realise fashion is never going to give her the money, brand deals and fame she desperately craves? It’s blatantly obvious that Bambi & Bear is on the skids. The womenswear totally flopped and the childrenswear is discounted all the time. If she can’t even get more than one edit with a brand like ITS with some of the people that they’ve used for multiple collections, she really hasn’t got a hope in hell.

They both look like they've been styled by Stevie wonder

 

[Luckycorr13]

He's now claiming he's going to try get from 95kg to 77kg!? He will look drastically ill at that weight, especially since he looks awful just now!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So she’s now on actual medication for her skin, whilst still advertising loads of different brands If she’s on roaccutane I hope she’s got no sunny holidays planned because pretty sure you have to stay totally out of the sun whilst on it. Plus she’ll have to curb her wine consumption as well. Still think the whole sharing her ‘skin journey’ online is about her trying to get a dermatologist interested in using her as a study case for free

 

[Redtea2]

Send that video to the right people of flaps driving on her phone
she can get in serious trouble
months ago a influencer on a thread on tattle did the same and now she isn’t driving . She aswell was filming whilst her kids was in the car and on her phone .

 

[Barbie2020]

This is literally it for him, the highest he’s ever gonna get in his career is “presenting” a competition on loose women a couple of days a week. He’s never going to be an actual presenter, he’s unlikeable, desperate and lazy. I’m glad you’re so happy, loving life and grateful fakey, cos this is as good as it gets.

 

[Lurker111]

I'm having radiotherapy.. no I'm not I'm having led therapy... fuck me she literally had the chance to not post that but still did anyways.

Genuinely is she on some sort of medication because she is manic in that video talking fast and fidgeting constantly. I was actually gona say her jaw was swinging to but then she took out the chewing gum

 

[ChastityDingle]

Is he really making content to show off his almost 3 year old can say “Thankyou”?? Most kids his age have been saying that since they were 9 months old. My 2 and a half year old was showing me how to do her jigsaw this morning then added on “does that make sense Mummy?” - Poor Leo might finally be able to speak a 5 word sentence by the time he’s 10. Nah in all seriousness, I know we all take the piss but I do feel really sorry for that poor boy - he is noticeably delayed and it’s quite heartbreaking when you watch him - if I didn’t know how old he was I would think he was around 18 months.

I really feel sorry for the poor kid. Camera in his little face literally while he is still in bed. That gives me the absolute heebie jeebies. There's something so vulnerable about a sleeping child - which they have also used in the past.

They teach him nothing, make no effort as regards his speech and are either unwilling or oblivious to the fact that his development is not all that it probably should be.
It's very wrong, if your parents won't do their best for you, who will?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So he’s got a cameraman following him around to film him for an online channel, preparing for his fight and he calls it a ‘documentary’ Like telling people how to enter a competition is ‘presenting’. Hardly mentions the fight but now keeps sharing the link cos he’s so desperate for people to watch him

Documentary of a Dickhead.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Nothing she uses on her skin, would encourage buyers.

 

[Turmeric123]

Just popping this here again now we’re hearing how so very tired he is….

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I want to know who the 2 delusional people who think he will finish the full run are

 

[trine]

Wearing another grandad vest without a top underneath it can you imagine the stench of BO that would cling to wool? He wears things to death without washing, we know he sweats like a pig at a buffet, we know he has hairy oxters cos he’s always scratching at them, he’s a shower dodger.
Also, the height of his wig, it’ll need its own postcode soon if it goes any higher.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Can someone please talk some sense into me...ive set LW to record just so i can see fakey

I just cant help myself

I think you might need a little break from the thread bro

 

[intheindustry]

If Fred’s dad doesn’t want him to live a life in the public domain then he needs to put his foot down. As he gets older more and more people will be privy to Fred and their home life. I don’t know Fred yet I went to Colchester a few weeks back and instantly recognised his face and clocked the dad and step mum. Poor kid only known because of his joke of stepdad and his desperate for fame mum.