Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile
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And stick a dildo onto it!You just know at the end of this, heโs going to take one of those cardboard cutouts home with him
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Rivetting Flapz, bleeping rivetting!!!!!
Once again I find myself asking, for her use or his?
Well
a) he's never there.
b) he's not into her.
c) she could get a really big dildo!
d) at least it will be silent and won't stink!
e) it will be a better father!
She's definitely better off with the cardboard cut-out tbh!
Freddie says he is a better dad than she is a mum 
she must be awful terrible cause he is never there and a prick to him I didn't think it could get much worse than him but it's coming from the child's mouth, kids can be brutally honest sometimes
she must be awful terrible cause he is never there and a prick to him I didn't think it could get much worse than him but it's coming from the child's mouth, kids can be brutally honest sometimes
What is this suspicious white substance covering his hooter! 
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Funny how he never promoted his fight at all but now theyโre showing him being filmed and BTS heโs sharing it on his stories all the time. As for the clip heโs chosen to put on today 
I watched clips of the first episodes but refuse to put myself through that anymore. What I will say the two things that have struck me is 1. Thereโs no way he would have done this fight if heโs wasnโt being filmed for it and 2. The two of them are so desperate for their own reality show itโs like they are using this as some sort of audition hoping theyโll get spotted and I think thatโs the reason he keeps sharing certain clips on his Insta.
I watched clips of the first episodes but refuse to put myself through that anymore. What I will say the two things that have struck me is 1. Thereโs no way he would have done this fight if heโs wasnโt being filmed for it and 2. The two of them are so desperate for their own reality show itโs like they are using this as some sort of audition hoping theyโll get spotted and I think thatโs the reason he keeps sharing certain clips on his Insta.
bleeping hell, she must be a really tit mother if Freddie reckons he's a better dad. The barriers are extremely low on that one.
Either that or he got forced to say it.
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Her chin is a good alternative to a tin opener!
What a shitshow they are.
Either that or he got forced to say it.
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Her chin is a good alternative to a tin opener!
What a shitshow they are.
She is such a performer. The fakeness of it all
It's honestly embarrassing. It makes me want to hit something.
Cringe rage!
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How on God's earth does this child look scared?
He's away with the fairies and looks confused.
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Eyal saw straight though her in 27 seconds in that programme & pied her off
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Maris is 3 , doesn't speak properly & has zero understanding of the World about him. He cannot link cause-and-effect , nor reason, or ask why ?It's honestly embarrassing. It makes me want to hit something.
Cringe rage!
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How on God's earth does this child look scared?
He's away with the fairies and looks confused.
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Is he still in nappies- even during the day ?
Yes, still in nappies. That poor kid doesn't stand a chance with those two cretins.
Nope. She should be handing things to him in a way that makes him take it in his hand , but from the opposite side of his body , you know?
So she hands it to his right hand , but he uses his left arm across his body to his right side.... to improve hand- eye LH & RH transposed co-ordination.....
Day pants , sit on the toilet pan ; do a wee ( his Dad should have shown him all this) - rewarded with a silver star, on a graph sheet stuck on the wall ....." well done ! A wee! Here's your star, darling- go and stick it onto your ' big boys chart' "
Read some Ladybird books to him ; ask him about the page and the pictures......
A 101 other things..... but it'll NEVER HAPPEN.... BECAUSE THE CUNTS ARE TOO bleeping LAZY AND CANT BE bleeping BOTHERED.
An appointment with the Hospital Specialist .....
A routine for bed .......
I've never seen either of them play with him , a wooden push along trainset to clip together, to " understand" ...with a bridge.... " under & over" , etc.......
Or large Duplo lego?
or course- none of that is BEGGED/SCROUNGED/GIFTED , so neither of them give a toss.......
Maris will always be a dud bulb.
Probs too much talcum powder in the bloodstream, upon conception......
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Oh GOD I do not miss this phase
Telekenesis, i think he has used the wrong word 
Thatโs shocking . I mean we all know Jake ainโt a good dad but itโs obvious Soph only cares about her phone and influencing bullshit
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Never post Jake but they post calling rylan tv son
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Ok but Freddieโs dad 
WTF has she done going with Jake and his granny pants and jumpers and gay eating
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Would probably make interesting content if she was saying what she was learning etc but she shared it once and never to be seen againThought she was doing a course in fashion
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It was that vile room the final nail in the coffin
God, yes pleaseOk but Freddieโs dad
He must have dumped flapz , shes lumbered with the instagram loon
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