Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[Redtea2]

The thing with Fakey is, he just is so unlikeable he has no friends except his Scunny mate with the hair system. When Flappy was away not once did he have a mate over or go and see one. No mates from the XFactor, I'm a Celeb or Dancing on Ice, absolutely none of them have kept in touch with the twat. How do we know this? If he had we would definitely have seen it on his Instagram I feel like he's one of those who literally sucks all the oxygen out of a room or whoever he is with, I mean look at Flaps now compared to when she was on Celebs go dating, like a different woman on that she was the change in her since then is apparent.

So true and every job he gets he messes up
interviews he has on TV are for pants that he’s in and he makes it about himself
When he dId the ITV win he was filming laura you could tell she was not happy .
Same with pants I have never seen anybody actually like him they all just grin and bear it till the show is over
nobody from footloose or beauty and the beast have stayed in touch .
he’s just so unlikeable . You never see anybody a t the gym speak to him bet they think he’s a cunt
remember when he did a song at his gym £5 a ticket and nobody turned up

marcel soon stopped talking with him . Same with camila and her husband . Then off limits don’t invite him to any events because he’s an embarrassing man . He really thinks he’s a big star

 

[mollyann]

He needs to just go away is disturbing how awful he looks

 

[Joon]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to WORK I go, ....Dick !.

 

[Philimena cunk]

I know it’s only morning TV and it’s only for 5 mins or less at a time but I don’t understand how he still keeps getting these gigs, even if they are very few and far between. He always does or says something to draw attention to himself even though the segment is never about him personally and it’s so unprofessional, so why does he keep getting used? All I can think of is anyone else who was asked was busy and that he’s the cheapest to book Wonder how long before he’ll be on LW talking about the FM and if he’ll take spud with him again

You hit the nail on the head. He's very cheap. He's ALWAYS AVAILABLE, he's got no shame about anything.
Anyone with an idea about what career they want in that industry wouldn't touch the shit he does with a disinfected stick.
He's just an attention whore, anything to get his on the telly.
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Christ almighty, what a state. Especially talking with her mouth full. She's starting to sound like her closet boy husband "Do something out of your comfort zone today". Fuck off Krueger.
An 80% sale on her Bambi & Bear crap. That's obviously gone down like a lead balloon. Now she's growing her hair out. "Rapunzel effect"...?

You want to trim that kid's hair ffs. He looks like a tramp.

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If you dumped that tumor of a husband and lived a normal life you'd find about 90% of your problems would clear up overnight...
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And the anxiety card being pulled again. Bore off you arsehole.

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Regular work causes him anxiety. Poncing around on telly gives him a semi.... discuss.

 

[Barbie2020]

I’ve been so busy before we go away tomorrow (not gifted) that I’ve had to skim through the thread right quickly and missed out fakeys grand opening night!

You can tell he hates it. Only 8 months to go, seeing people smiling makes it all worth it. Surely if you enjoy “acting” it would be an absolute pleasure to do this kind of job. He’s obviously having to do it cos he thinks it’s gonna help him be super famous in the long run. Good luck with that fake.

Chris Hughes mum had commented saying she’s going to see it and so is Polly parrot. Josie Gibson commented, of course that was the only comment he had replied to.

 

[mollyann]

More gifted items? £235 doubt anyone will be rushing to purchase.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He got a good kicking on the Facebook page as well...

@Philimena cunk it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. He is so transparent. He’s now asking people to leave nice comments on other people’s posts. He says he isn’t talking about his own posts though. Lying toad!

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Watched my eldest play football this morning. On the pitch next to us was a men’s game, and the red team’s number 10 looked EXACTLY like Fakey. Same hair “cut”, shit tats, turkey smile. Honestly, you’d have all done a double-take.

Obviously not him, but I asked one of their people watching who the teams were and what league etc.

It was their VETERANS. Over 40s

 

[VC10]

Flapz might have been sexting Eyal, while she's been on her own....... .

What a beauty

Twice the size of jakey.

Where it counts




Mind you, he DID pie her off LLOOLLSSSS

 

[Joon]

Maris coughing all over his face should of been taught to cover his mouth but they wouldn't think like that ...Hope he had a good laugh at the poem ...Still lazy, still he does do a lot of driving suppose that's work lol . Said he hasn't been to the gym in a week!!! Thought he went to the gym in the week the local one !!!!! Loose Women tomorrow don't watch it, never will....

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

What the hell is making him look so old and I'll? It's baffling

In all seriousness it’s scary. You know what? It isn’t just about looking way older than his years. For me it’s the fact that he looks really ill.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Whilst Fakey is moaning how overworked and tired he is, Danny who has the actual lead role in the FM has auditioned whilst in rehearsals and scored himself another lead in Bonnie and Clyde the musical for when the FM ends. I suppose Fakeys not bothered about lining anything up as he’s got his huge TV career to fall back on

 

[Keepingupappearances]

What did he have loose women cards in his hand for

Dont see Andy Peters with cue cards!!!!!!!

Honestly couldn't bare listening to him, what the fuck is a oliday!?!?!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

That face And could Polly Parrot be pushing her tits into him anymore than she is? When has he actually last seen Chris Hughes? Most likely he was there to get himself some hype or OL told him to go. They are not proper friends although Fakey would love to think they are.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So OL are saying his week on LW, PP is saying 3 lives so which is it? Well OL are definitely exaggerating cos he wasn’t on today unless it was prerecorded? FM has 2 shows on Thursday so can’t see how he’s on then either If PP right, he must be back on tomorrow and Friday but as both his agent and publicist like to over embellish and be economical with the truth we’ll see. Well I won’t cos no chance that ugly fucker is appearing on my TV
Talking about ugly fuckers. I thought full on was bad enough but look at his profile

 

[intheindustry]

I’m going to email the lash serum company and air my grievance about the fact she’s had a lash lift while trying to advertise the serum as it really is false advertising. You can’t get a true outcome of its effectiveness.

 

[Robin71]

We don’t usually see him in the evening after the show but I have a feeling he will come on just to tell us how tired he is after such a long busy day working

 

[mollyann]

She only sold one itemMust spend all day dressing up while Leo eats ice lolly’s.why is he saying only 8 months to go is it actually running for that long?Even his mum did not mention his first showGod she needs help with her addiction to talking about soaps it’s scary how into this shit she is

 

[ChastityDingle]

That young woman's death is a terrible tragedy. How dare they try to use it for their own purposes!

 

[mollyann]

That flight to American was booked way ahead of those two pricks stays.She’s probably emailed them saying I will do a promo for free.Her mum was on that trip and dick head was booked to go but Dino man was more important.She’s trying to look popular biggest lol ever as she only has a face for radio.As for the older brother he’s probably pissed she babysits her precious jakes son but rarely bothers with his kids.Never known a woman who does not work and spends her talking to strangers about soaps