Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

[Sunny Jules]

Leo showed no reaction to 'Daddy on tv'. No excitement, no pointing, nothing! Looks like he just moved away.

 

[Joon]

You stand at the back Jake because you are tall...... ....not even in the front hahahahaha ...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well that will piss him off Sophie is having a bath and getting her and Leo to bed he will be furious they haven’t waited up especially for him

Bet he went to the gym instead of going straight home.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The changes in both of them! They were decent looking but both have aged so much in 3 years! Happy Saturday Fakesters

How is this even possible? Both of them completely hitting the wall by 30!

 

[fredster2018]

I know the stage show will be slightly different to the film but I don’t remember Guy having much of a part in FM. I know he stripped and was Lomper’s boyfriend but other than that. Fakey can’t even ride on the coattails of the tv programme because the actor got sacked so ended up being in it for 5 minutes.

On the actual film as well in one scene when they was auditioning, Guy couldn’t do anything (sing, dance etc) so when they asked what can he actually do, he dropped his pants and from the reaction it clearly insinuated he had a massive cock.

Yehhh Fakey I don’t think you’ll get that reaction

 

[stargirl23]

Plot twist the persons taking the piss saying have a good holiday meaning the one at butlins being a rara

 

[Greta22]

He has no clue! First he copied what Bill Ward said almost word for word then when asked about taking his kit off he literally said yet again well I will do anything for money whereas Danny and Bill both spoke about it in a serious way and how it was important to the story he is such an embarrassment

That’s because he’s an amateur compared to Bill and Danny. He has zero intelligence and doesn’t have the mental capacity to think or analyse his role. His vocabulary and conversations when interviewed are appalling!

 

[gagzi]

Yes he’s deleted it. Probably got told off

Omg he actually deleted it. He just can't help himself. Needs help as he has a serious addiction. Bet they wish they'd never employed him

 

[JazzFan]

Omg Sophie in bed there trying to sleep while he is pissing about with Leo god he is such a wanker he will get in his bath soon and leave her to try and settle him once he’s got his content

Came here to say the same thing , why doesn’t Jake just fill him full of sugar at the same time as winding him up, he’s a freaking awful “parent”

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Colchester Popular Front but not so much Wolfie but Whiffy...

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He really is a horrid aggressive prick.His mum the same you can see where he gets his awful personality from.That clip yesterday was awkward to watch and the whole time the phone was focused on his evil face.Fred and Leo both look uncomfortable.If he actually thinks in his stupid mind his oversharing of private conversations is funny he actually one sick twat.

Poor Fred was sat so quietly. He would have heard everything that was said!

 

[Joon]

Jet lag how fucking boring...get on with cleaning your manky swing what a show up.....lazy cow...

 

[mollyann]

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Why is he sweating all over that carpet

And what is this shite meant to symbolise??

 

[Abetterusername]

I am loving the newlywed exchange! Brought a tear *of laughter* to my eye

For once she is focused on her child (even though it's content ffs) and Fake is like a big spoiled child in the background! "I'm here, it's me! Remember, me?! I'm going, now, NOW, now like bye...bye...bye?"

That passive aggressive exchange where he came back to post stuff to Freddie through the door actually made me think of a child coming back into a room looking for attention. Sums him up

Break free, Sophie, break free.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Oh his little snippy come back.

 

[ThortheDog2022]

Surprised he didn’t record a video, but he’s getting the engagement he so desperately craves with this grid post. Mr Predictable!

 

[mousey]

Every time I see a video of him miming to music I am shocked at how out of time he is, he can’t dance at all?! What can he do?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Neither of them have realised it’s their wedding anniversary today have they? They’ll both be thinking it’s September. Imagine forgetting your wedding anniversary one year in.

That's the thing. It just goes to show how fake this sham is by celebrating the Ibiza Pampus Grass Shitshow before your actual registry office wedding.

Shallow, pathetic and quite frankly, bullshit.
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Marriage was for likes
this time last year he left his new wife to go sing at a budget caravan site

The engagement was for likes too. He only went back to her as she was up the duff with Spudmeister. You can see by the proposal reel in the Wiki how fucking fake it is!

 

[HMC]

So she is going to Norfolk for the night to see her dad not sure it’s worth going all that way for one night but that’s yet another night they are apart and it’s very telling Soph if i was you I’d stay there until at least Tuesday this prick will want a big fuss for his birthday but will barely acknowledge your anniversary

Another visit to her family without Fakey. They really don’t like him do they.