Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

[Sunny Jules]

I’m sorry but for a trained beautician, her make up skills leave a lot to be desired. She’s using expensive products and they look no different to if she’s used a brand like Rimmel (no disrespect to anyone using Rimmel ) She’s only doing it for the aff links and she’s obviously got an ad coming up for the lash serum She visits her dad for the same reason he visits Zelda, so expect her to be showing off some purchase in the next couple of days. I don’t think I’ve ever known a couple, especially one that have only been married a year, spend such little time together.

What is it with her doing freckles at 30? I know it is a teenage trend at the moment. It's made me

 

[mollyann]

Hey guys he’s learned how to walk and film his feet at the same time.What a absolute wanker

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

State of those trousers. I doubt these two have sex at all.

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How passive aggressive is that exchange!! No love, no emotion, just dreadful. Passing his shite birthday hat through the half shut open door. Both of them raising middle fingers to each other in front of Freddie. Shameful. Just shameful.

 

[cazellie]

Are they still not sleeping in that attic room? What was the point in paying for all that work for it to be a posing space

He’s a selfish twat, and she knows it. He could have had a nice easy meal prepped for her to reheat when she arrived home, a clean house, shopping done. Instead he’s literally don’t nothing for over 2 weeks.

He’s been ‘working’ I have you know

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Not much to celebrate when you live a fake arse sham of a marriage.She’s had two holidays without him and had to drag a friend to turkey as Dino came out to play.I think resentment is kicking in with flaps as what the actual fuck does prickenden bring to the table.Spoiled overinflated ego and a inability to parent his own son without his mummy shows how little this prick can do for himself when flaps not around.

The shitbag couldn’t even afford to run a Range Rover he had to go to his stepdad to buy a cheaper car for him. Flapz must look back and think WTF! This isn’t the Z Lister life she envisioned.

 

[Turtledove58]

Trying way to hard skeletor! There is nothing and I mean NOTHING remotely nice about this oxygen thief.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

They absolutely had a full on fight! Spud definitely said fighting. Flaps has woken up and can finally see what a rancid individual Fakey is. Her and the boys had a fabulous time with family, they all looked so relaxed and happy. Meanwhile they’ve come back to this narcissistic egotistical twat. If I was her, I’d kick him out!

Makes you worry what those children see and hear.

 

[Vanilla Ice]

I’m lonely because my wife has left me and my only fwend is Purdey - 2nd pic is the realisation that she has taken the fucking cat with her as well

 

[Redtea2]

does she not re;alise her son is homosexual, stupid old bag

Probably why he won’t admit he’s gay
land let’s face it we all know he’s gay it’s obvious

 

[mollyann]

They have definitely fallen out.He will be giving it the i am so tired shit yet fucks off to the gym first thing in the morning.Selfish prick who once again is putting his own needs before his family.She looks like shit but no sympathetic words coming from me.You are what you want to be and hanging onto that useless twat is dragging her down.

 

[Philimena cunk]

So Colchester's answer to Kenneth branagh fucked off to work with a flea in his ear
Woke up dusty bin, stopped flaps kipping, and still thinks he's Mr Wonderful. Selfish cunt.
Hope he enjoys his "work" today, struggling to read, not being able to film anyone going for a shit, etc ....
Wonder what either of these two grifting gits have BEGGED for the most romantic 1st anniversary ever ...

 

[Robin71]

He has no clue! First he copied what Bill Ward said almost word for word then when asked about taking his kit off he literally said yet again well I will do anything for money whereas Danny and Bill both spoke about it in a serious way and how it was important to the story he is such an embarrassment

 

[ChastityDingle]

His birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relatives It’s desperate enough doing a birthday post to yourself but the things he’s written Still can’t believe he’s only 35

'To make them proud.'
I'm not sure there's anything in his life to be proud of. He treats his family so horribly, he can't hold down a job and is just overall a spite-filled, vacuous and lazy creature, who shamelessly uses the dead for engagement.

 

[mollyann]

Let’s see how many posts and ads flaps gets out in the next few days.Can’t believe Leo got gifted a stroller when he’s driven everywhere.Loving he can’t film his days at (work)you can tell he hates everything about the full MontyLast day deep clean for me thank f love working with a complete bitch who doesn’t even work at the school.You always get one know it all who loves the sound of their own voiceThat’s my moan for today lol been a long week

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

He reminds me of that Fast Show character 'Brilliant' played by Paul Whitehouse. Rambling utter nonsense & drivel. "Just look at them fields brilliant and the sun in my sober eyes that's really brilliant.

 

[trine]

Nah his birthday posts are cracking me up
The one from his mum is from about 15 years ago when he didn’t have wrinkles like an old man’s scrotum, then he posts ANOTHER one to himself with cover music “I’m a Masterpiece” how vain?
Deluded bro

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Never usually watch This Morning as I'm at work but I'm at home today and Andi Peters is presenting it alongside Rochelle Humes.

 

[VC10]

Begged school shoes.
So they can spend a bit more of the Child Benefit on pot noodles and coke

 

[Philimena cunk]

Guess what! I had a few wines last night AND I had a lie in, it was bliss. I don’t have this endless need to validate my life on IG! It just makes him look like a needy skeleton twat.

Nobody needs to validate their existence, except screaming nobody's like this cunt.
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And as predicted, we have a story justifying what was in that glass (with a slice of lemon) at the BBQ. He reckons it was Pellegrino water but surely when you are serving water to somebody, you serve it in a tumbler with ice!

Why did he look and sound pissed in the clip where he's talking about their Pampus Grass 'Better Together' Convention Anniversary then afterwards? I'll say it once and I'll say it again, he has a drink problem. That's why he looks so haggard. It's the booze.

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He stinks of stale sweat, booze and desperation.....

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

WTF is her latest TikTok about

Please let that be Fakey's toothbrush. Not that he ever uses it.