Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

Keepingupappearances · Sep 3, 2023

How in the hell is he only 35. Honestly I new he wasn't in his 40s despite looking like he is but no way is he that young. Hes gotta be lying about his age!!!

DeniseRoyle · Sep 3, 2023

I have no words

mollyann · Sep 3, 2023

Turtledove58 · Sep 3, 2023

The ever fading face of this prick! The picture of him that Zelda put on, he was very handsome! Look at him now, what fuck, what a change and not for the better! Plus I’m pleased a bird did a poop on his car that he couldn’t be bothered to himself

mousey · Sep 3, 2023

Every time I see a video of him miming to music I am shocked at how out of time he is, he can’t dance at all?! What can he do?

Joon · Sep 3, 2023

Shit on shit....

JMJandtheWeeDonkey! · Sep 3, 2023

CrazyBaldhead said:
Here we go!

"I'm a masterpiece?"

More like a ringpiece. Ugly, wrinkly old scrote.

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Here we go!

"I'm a masterpiece?"

More like a ringpiece. Ugly, wrinkly old scrote.

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Ok everyone. Is it only me (please say no), but 35 means you have been around for 35yrs. So isn't it 36th chapter?? Cos I am getting me coat if it isn't. Been wishing all my cousins kids "happy 4th chapter", when they turned 3. OH jeebus!
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Livia Fantasy said:
a) That is NOT what a good-looking 35 year-old is. 45, maybe. 55, fair enough. The “good-looking” 35 year-olds I know (that being my age) either look distinguished, well turned-out healthy professional dads, or lads that would still get ID’d if the bouncer is having a bad day.

b) It would be Chapter 36, the thick fucking idiot.

Thank you! You have just answered my question and made me feel intelligent

CrazyBaldhead · Sep 3, 2023

New thread

Jake Quickenden #80 Working 9-5 what a way to make a living!

A big shout out to @Shesaidwhat? for our new thread title! 😘 The Fakey's mark this 80th thread by celebrating Beppe di Ickenden's 80th Birthday, the wrinkly old ring piece!! Hip Hip Hooray!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻 ❄️❄️❄️❄️ 🍷🍷🍷🍷 As we all keep being reminded, he's been WORKING! Yes, WORKING! It now looks...

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plonkington · Sep 3, 2023

Rara working down in old boggers on his birthday again?

Redtea2 · Sep 3, 2023

PrincessJeanie said:
The singing happy birthday to himself is by far one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen. I’m amazed he’s not made Flappy FaceTime him and get the boys (well Freddie) to sing it to him so he can post it on the gram. Can you imagine him on the stage at Butlins later once his mask has come off telling the audience it’s his birthday today. That’s probably why he’s ‘working’ so a group of strangers can sing Happy Birthday to him

He’s not wired right
how old doing a birthday post to himself cringe
so all his tena huns come flocking
bet nobody decent commented

Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

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