His trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so bleeping predictable
Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?
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Oh god yes. He's so bleeping predictable. Anything for attention. I don't think Zelda breast fed him as a baby, that's the problem. He reminds me of a budgie my nan had, would sit all day staring at its reflection in its mirror, amusing itself... should call him Joey...
I bet he made a fuss about being stuck in the back. They wouldn’t do that to the star of the showHe will be fuming over the actual full monty in TV .
hes ipnot even in west end theatre
nobody is interested in this show lets Face it absolutely no eye candy I’d say Danny is the better looking out the lot !,
do We think he’s been told after the first few days to stop filming staff and posting it to Instagram ?. Funny how silent he’s gone
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Check Jake at the back nobody including him bet they think he’s a bleep
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Exactly and yet where did it get him. Nowhere!
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Well that will piss him off Sophie is having a bath and getting her and Leo to bed he will be furious they haven’t waited up especially for him
Omg, killed me off has freshly baked turd ffsAnother great thread title, they just keep rolling in
Notice how he kept referring to 'my' wedding anniversary, no our or we to be heard. It really is always all about him. And when he said "It's only been a year..." every anniversary is special but the first year to me is extra special and should be marked as such.
He must be soooo missing those lazy carefree days all to himself, when all he had to worry about was what time to fit those 2 daily gym sessions in. He must hate his life right now putting in a normal day's work like everyone else.
No words for that manky, scummy lice bath. Filthy, unchanged water with him steaming in it like a freshly baked turd. Spouting meaningless shite which is only ever relevant to his own inexcusable life. How those Tena fannies come out with tripe like 'I needed to hear this' aarrgggh makes me want to throw my phone to the back of the dog kennel.
Anything to get attention
He'd eat his own tit if it got him views and attention.....
He's got a serious problem with social media and obsession with his phone.
Obvious he's not allowed to film rehearsals or he definitely would be. Ha this will be killing him, and I bleeping love it
Flapz looks absolutely thrilled to be home. I bet that place is like a shithole.
First thing she does when she gets home is a Hello Fresh ad though
if she doesnt film the big reunion I reckon you’re right and she’s got back to a shithole with all his stinky gymwear waiting to be washed 
and she’s not a happy flappy 
Now that is how you do ice baths, not the Petrie dish he bathes in!
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Bet he went to the gym instead of going straight home.
Oh look that’s his likes back up again guarantee he was on the phone to her begging her to stay up selfish prick
"Jake Quickenden, 32....." in his bleeping dreams!Someone mentioned he’s already done the Real Full Monty on tv so did a search to see how much he flooded the entire event with his stories of grief, came across this article
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Cant stand listening to Flapz, she talks like him and uses "f" or "v" instead of "th".
It really is one of my pet hates as they're both more than capable of saying "they, the, them" etc, but they're lazy so say things like "I was finking about that the uvver day." So sloppy. Aaarrrgghhhh!!!---
He couldn't put the video out because Maris probably ran past him and went straight for the fridge
Omg Sophie in bed there trying to sleep while he is pissing about with Leo god he is such a wanker he will get in his bath soon and leave her to try and settle him once he’s got his content
‘Been lost without this one but will still duck off and leave him every opportunity I get’. Get ready for rinse and repeat
Came here to say the same thing , why doesn’t Jake just fill him full of sugar at the same time as winding him up, he’s a freaking awful “parent”
He will be bleeping off as soon as he can....all a load of lies...what a saddo..---
Just seen this x We know him so well..‘Been lost without this one but will still duck off and leave him every opportunity I get’. Get ready for rinse and repeat
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