Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

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Imagine having so little in your life that you feel the need to come on social media to update strangers on something as irrelevant as your 19383838327 time in icebath 🙄
Hopefully 2 weeks without being spoken to through a phone from morning to night and a change of scenery will do Leo the world of good.
 
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No lunchtime update with how wonderful a day it is which can only mean one thing he is having a tit day probably can’t remember his words thick twit and god help the choreographer when he thinks he’s already got all the moves bet he’s a nightmare to teach wonder how often he spits his dummy?
 
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They are both a sticky unhygienic pair , that brat, Maris, is dragged up in begged donated clothing that doesn't even fit & both are ignoring the fact that the child is underdeveloped mentally. They won't cut his hair, which is thin, so it won't thicken across his head- condemning him to baldness in his twenties- while both ponce about begging freebie bleeping cucumbers or rimmel lipstick or some other bleeping non-entity tit..........He's coming up for three , is in nappies ; takes nothing in , focuses his eyesight on nothing because he cannot make sense of his surroundings.......cannot talk or count - or has any fine motor skills.

neither of them could give a toss, have no interest in seeing a Specialist, having him assessed or doing anything that involves themselves putting themselves out and actually bleeping doing anything .
Nanny QVC is away with the fairies, online , imagining she's a presenter on radio2 or something? Ludicrous. Birthday shout-outs ? To whom? For fucks sake......
His family members have been dead for donkeys years, over a Decade, yet he bangs on about them online in order to get ' likes' ?

I've never met anyone like them . Thank god....

bleeping awful pair of no-talents, enabling each others laziness.
They should be ashamed nearly three and can’t talk can’t interact laugh . He’s very delayed and they don’t help him
Kate lawyer daughter is the same age and is so very well spoken she is alert and yesterday she pointed at a pylon and said it aswell . Leo wouldn’t even know what a pylon is . He doesn’t know basic animals . He looks on another planet half the time .
 
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No lunchtime update with how wonderful a day it is which can only mean one thing he is having a tit day probably can’t remember his words thick twit and god help the choreographer when he thinks he’s already got all the moves bet he’s a nightmare to teach wonder how often he spits his dummy?
I hear what you are saying ….

Let me find the right gif.
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This is not the gif I wanted but for some reason I am struggling uploading gifs and links today.
bastard eh.
 
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🐔 "It's peaceful this morning" What the duck does that mean, he hasn't had anyone at home for 2 weeks..... Prick.... making it up as he goes along just for something to say he can't help himself it's a drug to him ....🐔.
 
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Surprised he hasn’t milked “worrying about soph and the boys” with the US weather the way it is
 
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Alert!!! Spud in a yellow somewhat colourful top 😂look how colourful her nieces (I guess) look 👏👏
 
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Alert!!! Spud in a yellow somewhat colourful top 😂look how colourful her nieces (I guess) look 👏👏
🐔 I had to put my sunglasses on, never seen a colour on him before..his/her hair has grown....:LOL:.
 
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They all look a million times better away from that emotional drain dare I say even her skin looks brighter and clearer Leo isn’t gaping vacantly at a tv and just look at Fred relaxed and not on edge! He’s definitely had a bad day he liked the picture but hasn’t said anything he’s doing that pretending he’s having an instagram break thing probably fuming that she isn’t there to kiss it all better selfish manchild
 
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Do you think rehearsals are actually going quite bad and he’s no where near the level of actual professionals? About time he got knocked down a peg.

It’s lovely that his family are thriving away from him but the poor kids will be back to being stuck with him soon.
 
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🐔Freddy looks a picture of health, sorry but Maris looks miserable...:(...
 
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Do you think rehearsals are actually going quite bad and he’s no where near the level of actual professionals? About time he got knocked down a peg.

It’s lovely that his family are thriving away from him but the poor kids will be back to being stuck with him soon.
Ickenden is sulking because he now realises he has to put in some work at Full Monty. He can’t take the piss as he did during all his panto shows!
 
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No lunchtime update with how wonderful a day it is which can only mean one thing he is having a tit day probably can’t remember his words thick twit and god help the choreographer when he thinks he’s already got all the moves bet he’s a nightmare to teach wonder how often he spits his dummy?
At least he's not filming the rehearsals like he's done every other time. TFM must have forbidden him so he'll be dying inside. No wonder he's "anxious"- it's withdrawal symptoms from his phone.
 
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Do you think rehearsals are actually going quite bad and he’s no where near the level of actual professionals? About time he got knocked down a peg.
I did think it was odd he had to go in on a Saturday, maybe it was just him given extra 😂
 
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They all look a million times better away from that emotional drain dare I say even her skin looks brighter and clearer Leo isn’t gaping vacantly at a tv and just look at Fred relaxed and not on edge! He’s definitely had a bad day he liked the picture but hasn’t said anything he’s doing that pretending he’s having an instagram break thing probably fuming that she isn’t there to kiss it all better selfish manchild
He drains the life out of them all. No wonder Sophie hasn't done a single "Miss you" post in response to his. Well not that I've seen anyway.
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I did think it was odd he had to go in on a Saturday, maybe it was just him given extra 😂
He had time to make up from "presenting on Lorraine" the other morning 🤣🤣
 
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