Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

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I’m going to Colchester for 2 nights this weekend!!! If I see Fakey in the wild I’ll do my best to get some candid shots 📸 🤣
 
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What’s with the ooh stalled it then laughing? He really does think he is perfect at everything yeah ok is that why your career has been dead in the water for years? If you haven’t noticed already fakeys have another look at his last fashun reel when he is in the pvc trousers and vest he stumbles slightly so not that perfect are you Mr Ego?
 
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I’m going to Colchester for 2 nights this weekend!!! If I see Fakey in the wild I’ll do my best to get some candid shots 📸 🤣
Just hang put outside David Lloyd Or James Webb place you will see him cos soph and Maris will be home he will he avoiding them 🤣
 
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What’s with the ooh stalled it then laughing? He really does think he is perfect at everything yeah ok is that why your career has been dead in the water for years? If you haven’t noticed already fakeys have another look at his last fashun reel when he is in the pvc trousers and vest he stumbles slightly so not that perfect are you Mr Ego?
He stumbled because he was probably drunk. Pisshead. 💯
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Just hang put outside David Lloyd Or James Webb place you will see him cos soph and Maris will be home he will he avoiding them 🤣
Urgh that James Webb. That's another one who looks like he needs a good scrub. 🤢
 
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He may of got the 1 million likes he was chasing(begging for) but surely 60ish thousand likes on a million views is shocking!
Hasn't the bath moved it was under the window so it could be plugged in, my dogs paddling pools been up a couple of days and the waters really warm and looks cleaner then his water after having a dog In it though the dog didn't give me a lecture on life so does it even count?
I’m pretty sure he bought likes and views on that reel. No way did he get 1,000,000 views and 60,000 likes. Surely there’s not that many sad people watching and liking stuff like that 😂 I hate to think how many times him and Zelda have viewed it just to help get the numbers up.
He must be gutted he can’t get back up there at the moment to film another one. At least he’ll have Leo back to use for content soon and I definitely think they’ll be more couple reels moving forward 🙄
 
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Her stories 🙄 How bleeping shallow does she come across. Going on about designer stuff again and saying the pumps she’s picked up are like Chanel. No Flappy they’re nothing like Chanel you self obsessed idiot. Seems like 90% of what she’s bought is for herself and the other 10% is for Leo. Guess who has missed out again 😡 Let’s hope she’s bought Fakey some new trousers so he can stop wearing those beige ones all the time 🤮
 
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I forgot how fish flaps squeaky voice irritates me! She’s been spending her pocket money again. Those trainers are just vile, she may as well have gone down the middle of Lidl and got their own brand of trainers! Apologies for the quality of the pictures, I’m on my way to work!
All for her and her number 1 child 🤦‍♀️justice for Fred. All the grey t shirts for Leo are vile.
 
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Lol at her face.See she had to get of course I’m missing Jake in.Doubt she’s missed him for a second as what is their actually to miss about billy no mate.Not once other than seeing his mum and using her for content has he actually done in the past two weeks.Even weird a popeye not been around🤣
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Lol at her face.See she had to get of course I’m missing Jake in.Doubt she’s missed him for a second as what is their actually to miss about billy no mate.Not once other than seeing his mum and using her for content has he actually done in the past two weeks.Even weird a popeye not been around🤣View attachment 2396380
Excellent capture! New profile for today!
 
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Nearly crying over his bowl of fruit with a sprinkle of protein powder? Jesus Christ you bellend get a bloody life
 
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So on Sunday he lost over 100 followers (hardly surprising 😉). Isn’t it convenient that on Monday he gained them back and an extra hundred on top 🙄😂 Remind me what did he do yesterday for 200 people to suddenly want to follow him?
I remember leading up to his sought after 1,000,000 followers he gained about 250,000 in less than 6 months. In the 16 months since he reached it, he’s gained about 15,000. Funny that 🤐😂
 

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Reading here yet again.Yes you are a billy no mate and I bet if the cat was human he would also run to the hills.No pub nights out mates around to watch the football just him lol.He truly hates working as he calls it🤣I’ve got a 8 hour shift doing a deep clean in a sweaty school every day this week.So Jake the fake suck it up and the wife home Wednesday you can go back to using Leo for likes.
 
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🐔 Purdy is the only friend he has .....Yep he's been reading on here again 😆....As for Fan Light fan buying that perfume WTF....Market job...tit trainers, tops, and she thinks she got a bargain...made my day..😆 🤣 😂.......
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Her stories 🙄 How bleeping shallow does she come across. Going on about designer stuff again and saying the pumps she’s picked up are like Chanel. No Flappy they’re nothing like Chanel you self obsessed idiot. Seems like 90% of what she’s bought is for herself and the other 10% is for Leo. Guess who has missed out again 😡 Let’s hope she’s bought Fakey some new trousers so he can stop wearing those beige ones all the time 🤮
She actually thinks she is VB herself! 😅🤣😬 I'm embarrassed for her 😳
 
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She actually thinks she is VB herself! 😅🤣😬 I'm embarrassed for her 😳
Those whole stories this morning were so cringeworthy 😬 She bought navy cos it looks more expensive than black apparently. Well that bag she’s showing looks more black than navy to me 🤷🏻‍♀️ The trainers are hideous and surely she knows what Chanel shoes look like considering she has a pair 🙄🤭
 
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All for her and her number 1 child 🤦‍♀️justice for Fred. All the grey t shirts for Leo are vile.

Free Fred
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So on Sunday he lost over 100 followers (hardly surprising 😉). Isn’t it convenient that on Monday he gained them back and an extra hundred on top 🙄😂 Remind me what did he do yesterday for 200 people to suddenly want to follow him?
I remember leading up to his sought after 1,000,000 followers he gained about 250,000 in less than 6 months. In the 16 months since he reached it, he’s gained about 15,000. Funny that 🤐😂
I remember he got Chris Hughes to plug him in his story to try get him to 1M follows 🤣
 
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