Ha yeah that and “so many people have asked me what [boring item] is, well…”She’ll be back posting aff links soon. She does everytime she goes away cos she’s that deluded she thinks people are waiting for them
No they haven’t.
Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!
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No they haven’t.
I doubt Sophie’s sister wants him anywhere near her house. I think that’s part of the problem, he ain’t welcome. Who can blame her, he will try and take over her home.Him in bedAnd definitely a ra ra later
Going to see his mum so he can run to Butlins
Urrgghh… he looks utterly haggard WHY CANT HE SHOWER AT THE GYM?!?! Nobody needs to see that much sweat
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He is such a grotty person. His videos are just awful. He just has an undercurrent of nastiness to him. Even his mother sounds sick of him.
Imagine the state of the car and then he goes home and lies around on the furniture. The house must be rancid.Urrgghh… he looks utterly haggard
13 stories so far 
Getting them in before he goes silent later 
Another dig at us about him looking old 
Plus surprise surprise they’re filming a challenge today 
Getting them in before he goes silent later Another dig at us about him looking old Plus surprise surprise they’re filming a challenge today 
Imagine that coming at you in the bedroomUrrgghh… he looks utterly haggard
I'm quite impressed with the line-up so far this year! Nigel is lovely and I bet he does really well tooNigel Harman has got more talent in the tip of his finger than Fakey has in his whole body. Also he is as fit as duckStrictly has definitely just got better for me this year
Would anyone listen to a podcast of Mr Veiny Vain and his old mother? Not a chance
But you can bet your arse anyone who says no on the poll will be blocked instantly. Fragile ego rat featured boring twit.
But you can bet your arse anyone who says no on the poll will be blocked instantly. Fragile ego rat featured boring twit.
I can't see Zeldas stories does she have any on?Would anyone listen to a podcast of Mr Veiny Vain and his old mother? Not a chance
But you can bet your arse anyone who says no on the poll will be blocked instantly. Fragile ego rat featured boring twit.
Lol when I went to search for her I actually started to type Zelda!
Sorry I don’t know, I never watch her or Flappy cos I can’t stand Zeldas wonky mouth and Flaps gigantic tongue and fake posh voice. Are you maybe blocked?
Both obviously been reading here:
‘You’re looking old… in your 40’s, Jacob - I look younger than you’
Zelda has a high opinion of herself, eh?! Both looking old as duck in my humble opinion.
‘You’re looking old… in your 40’s, Jacob - I look younger than you’
Zelda has a high opinion of herself, eh?! Both looking old as duck in my humble opinion.
Yup, because smoking and being a total bleep ages you something terrible.....
Omgggg he doesn’t look well at all.Urrgghh… he looks utterly haggard
So in the Maldives he said him and Flappy were in ‘talks’ to do a podcast. That was obviously BS as usual but I bet she’ll be happy he’s now trying to use his mum instead of her. Probably a sly dig cos she’s gone on holiday 
They’re both so desperate to get googlebox they’ll try anything together by way of an audition for it. Imagine them both talking over each other desperate for the attention. No thank you. Also he’s actually meant to be employed near on the rest of the year so when will he have the time. Oh he’ll probably spend his days off with Zelda and away from the family and use the excuse that a podcast is work. Honestly the desperation coming off him is 
They’re both so desperate to get googlebox they’ll try anything together by way of an audition for it. Imagine them both talking over each other desperate for the attention. No thank you. Also he’s actually meant to be employed near on the rest of the year so when will he have the time. Oh he’ll probably spend his days off with Zelda and away from the family and use the excuse that a podcast is work. Honestly the desperation coming off him is soap dropper*Proper stinking soap dodger
I've got the original one!Notice the mma story he’s posted he’s put background music over it so you can’t hear him being told he’s done something wrong and then he’s cut it at the bit where his face is showing he’s not happy about it
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