Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!

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She’s oblivious. She did a poll a while back to see who wanted to continue seeing her droning on about Emmerdale and the answer was no! She wasn’t impressed but carried on!
Oh was it Emmerdale? Haha shows how much attention I was paying
 
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Hardly ‘work’ is it sat on your arse reading through a script having just got up from your lunchtime nap you lazy twat! What do we reckon fakeys? More icks this week as he will be bored? Plus he has no other content
 
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Sophie you look an absolute cunt in those glasses.

what do I have to do to get blocked? I like comments taking the piss out of him AND I watch his stories but don’t follow …. isn’t that his usual blocking criteria?

Also if I was his neighbour and heard him chatting absolute bollocks in an ice bath at 5 in the morning, he’d get the fucking hose pipe over him and I’d make sure it was freezing unlike his ice bath. Inconsiderate wanker talking at the top of his voice at that time of the morning.
 
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Zelda even had a t shirt with soap scoops on itThis idiot calls that work not sure when the full Monty starts but can imagine he’s going to piss the other blokes of.Sad little man and him and flaps are just washed up nobodies.
 
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A four letter word he’s not used much this year regarding himself definitely better four letter words come to my mind when I think of him Fancy having to let everybody know he’s actually got some work. I reckon he’s showing people he’s busy cos he’s been getting messages asking why he couldn’t be bothered to take his family that he loves so much to the airport this morning.
 
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Dear me, what a prick Fakey is, telling Flaps not to wake him up when they go, he's in his bacteria ridden bath at 5.15am ffs. Live in the present, yes why don't you try it Fake, instead of living in the past. Trying to get Leo to say he'll miss him, he doesn't know who you are, you spend that much time away and when you're home you shove a phone in his face. Get him a sippy cup please, bottles are for babies. His hair needs cutting, it looks awful, its wild not fucking curly like they keep saying. As for that outfit hes wearing, looks like someone's vomited all over it

No job and all day to go to the gym. He absolutely could and should have had more involvement in this morning, he's such a selfish arsehole, me me me

Thirst trap pics for the tenas why is he so veiny, he's disgusting, why's he cooking dinner now ffs, what a dick, he's obviously been for a lovely nap and now he reckons reading his script on the settee is work, aye Fakey course it is. Just get up at a normal time, then you won't need a nap

@PrincessJeanie everytime I see your profile pic, it makes me piss myself
We'll get a missing Flaps post next week I reckon, he'll enjoy a few days to himself then Zelda's for the weekend then no content left how long till TFM rehearsals start
 
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He probably didn’t take them to the airport as he hasn’t insured his car yet lolllll. Or maybe it isn’t roadworthy. Just messing, I realise he is simply a lazy fucker!
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Seems Fakey has found someone similar in the looks department here....but why does the strange new man have a bottle cap down his swimming trunks? Also just
Prolly his gym boyfriend.
 
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Oh dear lord! Why does he feel the need to show us he is working.
Most people work and don’t announce it!
It’s something out the ordinary for him so he feels like he needs to tell everyone plus Flappys not there to give him attention so he’ll announce it to a load of strangers instead
 
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He said something last night like don't speak to the men, she then touched her wedding ring as if to take it off.....Who does that !!!!! ..
 
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He said something last night like don't speak to the men, she then touched her wedding ring as if to take it off.....Who does that !!!!! ..
If she’s got any sense she will take that ring off and dump his arse!!!
 
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Missing Leo already o fuck off!!Does he believe his own bullshit this prick misses no one.
 
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If anyone can try & catch Katie Hopkins on tiktok taking the pee out Catherine Tyldesley's 'cake gate.' She's ruthless.
 
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Missing Leo already o fuck off!!Does he believe his own bullshit this prick misses no one.
Misses him already but fucked off all weekend to be RaRa and then yesterday palmed him off on Flappys dad so he could train all day. Then he could have spent extra time with him this morning but again chose to go to the gym instead. He’s full of shit
 
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I don’t think rehearsals start this week at all he could definitely have gone to America with her and flown back Sunday if they even start next week it’s just any excuse for time on his own as for missing spud already bored more like so thought he would pester Sophie rather than leave her to get on with travel and entertainment for two youngsters on a flight including a toddler she should tell him to piss off and switch off her phone
 
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He doesn't give a damn about anyone except himself. Are they gone to visit some of her family?

If so, he probably wasn't invited anyway.
 
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They are not designer clothes. It's all fake!
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They really can’t

will they be spending their first anniversary apart?
The UK register office wedding was the 24th August. It was on the night of that that he fucked off to sing at the holiday camp!
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lmao. I’ve never interacted with him on insta. No likes, no comments, no DMs. Just viewed his story/reels (whatever they’re called now) a couple of times if they’ve been mentioned here but not posted.

blocked
Boy is this wankstain paranoid!!!!!
 
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