Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!

[trine]

Lazy shite. Go look after Spud!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

A big day out at a pet store and Aldi ffs. He's obviously never been to Lidl's middle aisle! Love searching through that for bargains!

 

[ChastityDingle]

Why not just leave the suitcase on the floor, FFS.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

He couldnt look worse than having that bit of old scotchbright he normally wears glued wonkily on the top of his domed head

Dying at Scotchbright

 

[stargirl23]

WTF is this? Is she doing one of those PR that Fakey did? The fake Chanel bag im dead its fake leather is going to melt in the sun the fucking idiot! Should have got a fake Chloé bag for that weather Flaps! What happened to her going to America with spud and Freddie to see her sister? Isn’t that August?? So WTF is this crap?

Visit USA same as fakey. She’s back for a few days then goes to see her sister

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What place is this anyway ? No doubt another free day out

It's only Colchester Zoo I think!

 

[Barbie2020]

Does he not have to mark that grid post as PR etc???

 

[ChastityDingle]

Put on some clothes you idiot

 

[stargirl23]

Does anyone need anywhere to park their bike?

Oh god not Chloe Patton. She really is lowest of the low

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

All dressed up like a dog's dinner for a night on a poxy pier!! WTF!!

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And the 'woe is me' continues!

 

[trine]

Headboard looks familiar? I have far too much time on my hands at the moment Also is he now trying to get a skincare deal as well

This is brilliant what a find.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

how many likes did he get, he thought he was on a roll with the nice family guy narrative didn't he

Less than 5,000 last time I looked a couple of hours ago and not even 80 comments.

 

[Philimena cunk]

I see he has tipped water over himself again meant to be soaked in sweat yet his face and arms are bone dry and what the hell is that pout?

Same vibes...

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Oh god not Chloe Patton. She really is lowest of the low

Who is she

 

[xc01]

They don’t pay for DL

How do you know that its a freebie? They are such scroungers! Do you have anymore gossip about them?!

 

[ChastityDingle]

He enables her NOT to work, so she loves that......
They are as bad as one another.

I think she 'works' (insofar as the word is understood in that house) more than he does, tbh.

 

[Robin71]

This is what I was on about the other day thought Zelda said he was there for the weekend? More like spud is staying there again while he buggers off to do this

 

[stargirl23]

Ah thanks, I'm fine.
Just always know I will get a laugh reading here.

It’s a great thread

 

[ChastityDingle]

Oh my days, what is going on with that syrup of his🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

It really really looks more and more like a floor brush propped up on his head.

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Isn’t their 1st wedding anniversary oops i mean bs show coming up?

Looking at his insta it’s 4th Sept - no doubt his excuse for no present/grand gesture will be that he’s in rehearsals - it’ll be a shitshow guaranteed!