Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!

[JazzFan]

not some lying grifters who would sell their granny or kids for a few likes

Read that last word as lines which I’m sure they would sell their grannies and kids for too

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Ngl, I think he’d look loads better bald.

I think he looks a million times better bald!

That syrup looks ridiculous.
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What a twat.

 

[Nixxs]

Eating again!



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New profile pic haha

 

[JazzFan]

Nice of flappy to crop out the uneven wardrobe doors in her Bambi ad drives my ocd mad

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Zelda has posted!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Didn’t think he could love himself anymore, then he puts on a girly filter and he’s blown away.
He’d shag himself if he could.

He prolly does so regularly with a dildo.

 

[Stewart73]

What on earth does baby no 1 mean!?

More like Thing 1

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m gagging to see the crowd he manages to pull. I wonder if he will share on IG

Well he didn’t ever share his singing gig at the gym but the fact this is for mental health, he’ll probably share it hoping it will lead to another appearance on Lorraine

 

[JazzFan]

We off does flappy not know the English language??? and what’s that pose?????

 

[intheindustry]

Next week she will story saying she’s had a break out again and be covered in spots, can’t keep up with the flogging of different brands and the endless whinging about her skin when it’s all self inflicted. She needs to show one brand some loyalty for at least 3 months.

 

[cazellie]

She’s gross. Absolutely disgusting human being

Yeah she’s vile

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

She’s on a sightseeing holiday to promote Grim Detroit and looks ridiculous-what’s the matter with shorts-t shirt, jeans (that fit) t shirt.
She’s a true fashion victim-she’s a mess.
Visit USA need their arse kicking cuz she’s promoted nothing. Detroit is crime ridden ( went there for wrk once) feared for my life, She just doesn’t cut it. As for that man child she is married to- he needs to grow up, his mother as bad for enabling him.
Zelda will be in bed for a week after this -20 fags in her hand puffing away!

I have to laugh though. #visitusa ain’t giving Fakey and Flapz the plum destinations like the Love Island lot.. No way would the fussy high earning LI lot agree to go to Detroit and Maine.

 

[Sarivng2022]

Why are his eggs swimming. Never in my life have I cooked eggs looking like that

Only time mine ended up like that were when I added milk and the water in it separated out . I was a teenager then though. Never again. Now just a knob of butter, salt and pepper and cook slowly stirring all the time.

 

[Redtea2]

Oh god! I don't know how to share reels but he found Perrie & Jordon and they don't look happy to see him especially Perrie. He's like a bad smell you can't get rid of!

Who’s posted it
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Ahh, it's that old wench!!

Catherine Tyldesley

‘Coronation Street star Catherine Tyldesley is celebrity at heart of 'free 40th birthday cake' row: Party planner asked small local bakery to make 100 cakes for actress's bash 'in exchange for social media and magazine plugs' Can’t find a thread for her on here and have searched. I’ve always...

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Oh no they can’t stand him he’s creepy every single event he goes he stalks anybody that’s known he’s a creep
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Awww perri HOSTED it bet that must hurt jake
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Also 17k this lady has followers who was also invited sad man
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[stargirl23]

Explains why Sophie never lets him look after Leo on his own. I bet something major happened in the past which is why NikNak is always dumped on Zelda/or she comes to stay when Flapz is away. Shameful that Fakey can’t look after his own son without outside help!

The last time he had him alone was when he cut his hand open on a glass/metal candle holder. He needed it glued together and soph spent all afternoon in a&e with him. Fake went silent and didn’t mention it to try make out he was dad of the year he only mentioned It after flappy did as he knew his minions knew it happened while in his care

 

[gagzi]

He spends not even a couple of hours at a kids event and has to tag Perrie Kiely in (assuming Jordan Banjo swerved him, unless he’s going to tag him later ) but spent a few days with Shaun Williamson on and off last week and didn’t even mention him let alone tag him. I wonder why

Haha he has now he's been catching up on tattle. Imagine constantly checking here when you're out! ..embarrassing much!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

If he’s doing all three venues this week, he’s going to be knackered by Friday . We all know how he doesn’t like to drive unless he has to. Be interesting to see if he stops out overnight because if he goes back to Colchester, Minehead is at least a 5 hour drive from his. Depends if it’s cheaper to get a premier inn or go home I suppose

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

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Thank you guysss for all of your votes for my new thread title!

Fakey is back to playing RaRa again at Butlin's and Krueger has gone to America!!

For a recap of the last thread, please visit Wiki 2 for notable posts!

Carry on Fakeys!



Previous thread:

Jake Quickenden #75 He's like a turd that just won't flush & as irritating as a dose of thrush!

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for another brilliant thread suggestion with 42 votes! 👏🏻 previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-74-the-kid-dont-speak-hes-a-freak-and-squidwards-nose-is-like-a-beak.40181/

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Class title @CrazyBaldhead

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What's going on here then?

 

[mollyann]

This trip looks exciting not She’s got a twat pink hat on to hide her face.That other woman no idea who she is but at least enjoying her food