Jake Quickenden #7 begging to be named on a gritter, Soph wants the ring down the loo

[BaggyBertha]

So he’s appearing on pointless……how apt

Is that ‘Pointless Zelebrity’

 

[Hotgirlautumnleaf]

Sophie’s voice on her story sounds straight from Eastenders Well it does to my Northern ears

 

[jackickisadick]

I'm confused! I didn't follow him on insta, never commented nor even liked any comments on his posts. I'm blocked!
What sorcery is this?

Did you like someone else’s comment

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So he's changed agents I see

Same as his mate Chris Hughes In the same week off limits lost Maura Higgins, they’ve gained twat. Wonder if he’ll bring them in as much cash as she did

 

[Tulip lady]

Jesus how boring is his mother ? Lol

 

[bluecups]

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Thank you for posting this, I've been exiled to the village of the blocked for a while and didn't know this existed!

 

[Whatsthetea247]

I’m in the blocked club too! Not even sure what I did it was a while ago

 

[bargainhunt99]

Jake Quickenden visits Scunthorpe to see the gritter named after him

North Lincolnshire Council's new fleet of gritters have been given hilarious names

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He's big in The Grimsby Telegraph

 

[getmeoutofhere]

I did think that too I checked & it is filmed at Elstree and with him saying to Marcel about being on the same team it would make sense, but then he’s a born liar so

The chase is a team though to kind of. Either way they’ve scraped the barrel

 

[Nixxs]

Okay so he’s filming the chase today. He’s going to Elstree studio and that’s where it’s filmed.

Going to get a spray tan for it. I think you should probably spend 30 minutes reading some facts jake

Omg he will fail miserably haha

 

[Nixxs]

How much money has he wasted on that ridiculous costume and make up or did he get if for free/begging?

I've not seen it sunny I'm in the blocked club

 

[jackickisadick]

I can feel a block coming

 

[jackickisadick]

Serious question. Why is he humping midair in that Squid Game video. I don’t see the point

 

[getmeoutofhere]

Looks like Fred had a great day out yesterday. Wonder why turkey teeth wasn’t invited. Didn’t look like he had much else on all day

Sophie’s voice on her story sounds straight from Eastenders Well it does to my Northern ears

She’s properly Essex when she speaks naturally she poshes herself up a lot since her celebrity days on the dating show

 

[jackickisadick]

Why does Leo never wear a bib?

 

[Rob2401]

Jesus even when he’s visiting people he’s constantly filming also should he be out and about visiting when he’s supposedly ill?

 

[getmeoutofhere]

He knows a

Yes it’s still on there, the clip where sheeshchigwell Is tagged x

Can’t help but notice he has no corner protectors on that coffee table, Leo is crawling and pulling himself up on things now Jake sort it out. Yes Jake your house will never be tidy with a baby especially when all you do is sit on your phone, clean the snot off your sofa you gong.

He knows about the corner protectors as he said he’d ordered some.

I think he is going to annoy Sophie more when he’s away as he’s going to be constantly wanting to FaceTime Leo isn’t he. Bet Sophie can’t wait for some peace

 

[bargainhunt99]

Thanks to our @Damocles for the amazing thread title as always Sorry had to adjust to fit

Recap since last thread

Jake has become heavyweight champion of the world after 3 minutes in the ring with his pal Marce who didn’t even hit him back

Bianca is living rent free in his head

Ads for Regatta, Nowtv, hellofresh, Heinz baby food, glasses direct and Maoam
He has a wedding to pay for & a kid to bring up don’t you know, how else is he expected to earn money

Begging trip to Ibiza to find their party pad to show off to all their z list mates, sorry to find their dream venue to declare their undying love of themselves

Bianca still living rent free in his head

Has found his singing voice and it’s on a par with Adele (All his arselickers told him so, some even said he was better)

Soph doesn’t like the engagement ring, she wants it melted to make something that she thinks is good enough for her, stuck up cow!

He’s still a prick

Great recap

 

[redball00n]

He really is an absolute minger, why would you let your baby eat food on your white bedsheets?! No thankyou.

 

[Rob2401]

If I was a fan LOL “if” I’d just troll him as you’re guaranteed a response.

sorry only just realised this has already been posted