Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

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Christ, if these photos are only just over 2yrs apart I would be seriously worried! That bleeping syrup in the left photo!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Maris: "Durex, Durex, Durex, eeee eeee"

Flapz: "The T Rex House?""

I'm crying!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 
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Flapz fell out of a tree last night! What was she doing up so late at 10:30pm?

Oh no babesssssss!!!

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If it had been in the daytime Fakey would have done it and got Flaps to film it for content (like he did before) but too dark to film so he obviously left her to get on with it. As each day passes sheโ€™s becoming more and more of a doormat. He literally does whatever he wants and leaves her single parenting 90% of the time. She is a bleeping idiot ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
 
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So on the 4th June he is going to America on a 'work trip'.

Will this be his 'big break'? Will Madonna stop all rehearsals for The Celebration Tour and hunt Polly Parrot down demanding that Fakey be her opening support act for her World Tour. Will Joe Biden invite him to the White House for afternoon tea? "Nice here int it?"

Or is this just another load of old bollocks to shut the Fakeys up, makes him look 'in demand' but leads to absolutely nothing! Loose Men didn't even want him!

Watch this space!

 
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Wonder if it's the same thing Laura Anderson done? She went to America last week with some others as part of some AD.
 
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He wonโ€™t be able to film later as his brother hopefully will tell him to duck off.If he doesnโ€™t take Fred he really is taking the piss.Maybe heโ€™s doing a free trip like the awful Laura Anderson whoโ€™s had the Maldives and USA as gifted.Sharing you are away her car was supposedly stolen๐ŸคฃWe all know flaps mum stays at the hovel as if๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
 
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Poor child, he has no vocabulary at all. I feel so sorry for him. ๐Ÿ˜•

As for her injury I wonder was it sustained while trying to get Leo back into that rotten dangerous bed at some early hour. Hmm.
 
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Wonder if it's the same thing Laura Anderson done? She went to America last week with some others as part of some AD.
Sheโ€™s another one that I donโ€™t understand how she still gets so much โ€˜workโ€™. Sheโ€™s up herself as well. Iโ€™ll never forget her attitude about people unfollowing her because the way she so blatantly ignored lockdown rules ๐Ÿ˜ก She calls herself a TV Personality where letโ€™s be honest, like him, all she is is an ex reality contestant ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ I didnโ€™t even recognise the other z listers on that AD trip, so very possibly could be something like that heโ€™s doing cos they are obviously not using well known people ๐Ÿ˜‰ If it is, shame on him doing something like that instead of going away with the family.
 
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1. How many football boots does 1 person need

2. why are the bottom of niknaks feet so black, have they not heard of a mop ๐Ÿคฎ
 
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It was said on here yesterday that the poor little boy was trying to move his hair out of his eyes to see and today it is slicked back into a ponytail ๐Ÿคก
 
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He's got some more charity football events coming up. What like the last one where he just sat there like a spare part? ๐Ÿคก

Those filtered-on abs. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Filming Leo asleep again god give this child some privacy.Heโ€™s got to much spare time on his hands this bed tit going to go on and on and on๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
 
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Just received an email from ASA regarding my continual reporting of Flappy. Basically Iโ€™ll be leaving it down to my fellow ASA reporters on here to continue on my good work as Iโ€™ve politely been asked to refrain from doing it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I knew theyโ€™d been a lot but I almost feel like Iโ€™m now the one on ASAs watch list ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 

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So big nose has done what we all said would happen. Got a few views on Tesco value tinned potatoes death trap bed, and then proceeded to flog it to death.
He just won't learn, will he.
Wonder if he's going to the states to film some Gay daddy Bear porn, and thinks he's gonna break America...
Sad twit.
 
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So big nose has done what we all said would happen. Got a few views on Tesco value tinned potatoes death trap bed, and then proceeded to flog it to death.
He just won't learn, will he.
Wonder if he's going to the states to film some Gay daddy Bear porn, and thinks he's gonna break America...
Sad twit.
Tesco value tinned potatoes, I am deceased ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
 
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So he was booked on the flight to turkey but more importantly heโ€™s got free time work.Is the cow on the beg for a hotel as if they havenโ€™t got anywhere booked so close to the school holiday๐Ÿ˜กHer mouth dear god those lips are ridiculous ๐Ÿ™„
 
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