Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

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Looks more like a tree house, what backward people buys a bed like that ....Its for 6 year olds . Still it got a few likes from the other dimwits who must get one !!!!! Fucking load of idiots.....Fill Maris up with another bottle as I said backward that's why Maris is like he is........
 
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Just going to park this here. 'age 6 years up' in fact it actually says not recommended for under 6 yrs. Twats
Pair of idiots! So middle of the night spud gets up, he can get out of that bed and his bedroom and access the stairs all while they 2 are upstairs in their hobbit hole sleeping? No baby gate as he can climb them?, there's taller gates out there if they bothered to do some research..
 
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He would help himself so much if he takes a break from his socials, even a week. Let some people miss him and his engagement will jump up when he returns. He just wouldn’t be able to do it though. I just checked the number of comments on the bed reel and it’s just below 600. It’s still not great for someone with 1m followers. I guess he only cares about the number of views. I have 2nd embarrassment for him, who makes such a fuss about a shitty bed. I still don’t think he assembled it himself when Flapz usually does most of their DIY.
IMHO that bed has dsnger written all over it! Maris is too young for it.
 
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So his post this morning what I’ve gathered from wasting 2 mins of my life reading it is
1. He’s a liar
2. It’s ‘snuck’ not ‘snook’
3. Someone has obviously messaged him about the lack of stair gate hence his passive aggressive point
4. His desperate need for engagement shows no sign of letting up

and most importantly and as per usual, he finishes a post about his son by making it ALL about him. No Fakey you still haven’t got a decent haircut and you’ve been trying and failing to get a deal with crocs for ages now.
 

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And just wait - he will want to spend hours during the day on the slide, and they will have to stay with him.
The stupidity is real, as we already knew. How bloody dangerous the whole thing is.

I am glad to say I never saw a bed like that for a small child but that's probably because my family and friends who have kids actually care about them and their safety.
 
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Is he taking Fred to see Man Utd? So he’s off to the states for 6 days no mention of the turkey holiday.He really gets on my nerves giving it the big I am.Complete wanker with a true addiction to posting shit day in day out.
 
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It’s almost as if he is auditioning for a job where he focuses on how to bring up kids. Omggggg. He is disgusting and I don’t believe any of those points. Sophie is doing it all and he is taking the credit. She has no choice or he will be beyond impossible to live with. No way will he allow NikNak disrupt his sleep. He is overdoing it. He will update ‘us’ again very soon now he sees how quickly he got over 11k likes.
 
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He doesn’t realise he’d actually be more relate and tell the truth and say it was a hard night he got up loads and kept getting out of bed etc. I don’t believe he stayed 9pm to 5am in his new bed they did nothing to prepare him for. I remember the first night with my son was hell and me and his dad spent the whole week beforehand preparing him for it and buying the bed together so he knew what was happening
 
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Exactly. I don't have kids but I remember it with some some of my nieces and nephews. There was talk with the child beforehand to prepare them and then they got a normal bed sometimes with a guard rail (not sure if that's the right name) to prevent them from falling out, until they were used to the difference between a cot and a bed.

I thought I was seeing things last night when I saw the bed with a slide, and the height of it, for a two year old.
 
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So he’s got no work at all this week then but going to America for 6 days work next month while as per usual he lets Flappy deal with the kids. Presuming the Turkey trip is just her and a friend and the kids by what he said. I’d imagine his ‘work’ in America is to do with the MMA unless he’s trying out for E News or Entertainment tonight as he’s a fully fledged UK TV presenter now Also what a cunt going to Old Trafford and not taking Fred. They’ll take him out of school for a PR trip to Dubai but not to go and watch his team play. So another night he’s away then. Good luck to Flappy when it’s only the 2nd night of Leo being in his ‘big’ bed. Funny how yet again Fakey ducks out of all his parental responsibilities but happy to play the fantastic dad on the gram Wonder if he’ll nip into Zeldas to film a reel cos surely even he realises he can’t dine out on the bed for long
 
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The thirst of this bellend is real
 
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He'll also play down Leo being a nightmare in that bed as he won't like tattle to get one over on him. But yeah so dangerous and how irresponsible to get a 6+ bed for a 2 year old just for attention and engagement on the gram. He obviously went down to butter Zelda up for that. So transparent.
 
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His likes are still really shit though even on a 'good day' must eat him up seeing how many likes Sam Thompson gets, i was having a nosey and ST least interacted with posts are averaging the same likes that fakey gets on his most interacted with posts . Probably why he's been copying his reels
 
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He is about to get his big break into America tv . As if.

So that's why the dangerous bed was set up this week, so she has to deal with it, I see.
 
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Shows you how many bots he's got, the reel he copied off SamThompson got just under 16k likes from 1 million followers. Sam had nearly 94k likes from 1.6 million followers

That bed is fucking ridiculous for a 2 year old as if you don't have a safety gate, absolutely thick fuckers aren't they
 
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I really hope the two of them don’t try and copy Sam & Zara’s most recent reel. That I don’t want to see
 
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Flapz fell out of a tree last night! What was she doing up so late at 10:30pm?

Oh no babesssssss!!!

 
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