Anyone think that Jakey thought he'd got the full monty that's coming on the TV, and not the touring slog around the provinces......
Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home
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Just joined new thread as on hols. CBA reading all the pages. Jakey lad you're still soooo boring
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Just joined new thread as on hols. CBA reading all the pages. Jakey lad you're still soooo boring
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Just joined new thread as on hols. CBA reading all the pages. Jakey lad you're still soooo boring
And he is there acting as if heβs appearing in the West End. No west end show will sign him up due to his lack of professionalism.Anyone think that Jakey thought he'd got the full monty that's coming on the TV, and not the touring slog around the provinces......
Playing in Liverpool in January. Heβll probably be off long term sick by then or left because heβs got that big break in the industry, that heβs been chasing for over 10 yearsHope full monty plays Liverpool, they'll rip him to shreds for that ....the shun isn't available up there, for obvious reasons.....
Ah heβs not in the north east. Usually sunderland or the toon have decent shows on but not with Fakey what a shame Iβd have definitely gone 
V doubtful. He doesn't seem to realise night from day..........
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It's from the old Gerry Anderson puppet Sci fi series " Terrahawks", about 40 years ago
So away with Freddie but still on her phone posting loads of unnecessary crap on her stories. Who cares what outfits sheβs got on her pininterest 
Then asking people to rate or hate and if they want her to keep doing these. Even if the majority say no, sheβll say they said yes and keep doing them anyway. Thatβs how desperate she is for ig engagement 
Like him with his TV career, she needs to do the same with her fashion/styling whatever you want to call it and accept itβs never going to happen and move on
Then asking people to rate or hate and if they want her to keep doing these. Even if the majority say no, sheβll say they said yes and keep doing them anyway. Thatβs how desperate she is for ig engagement Like him with his TV career, she needs to do the same with her fashion/styling whatever you want to call it and accept itβs never going to happen and move on
Is this the price to actually buy him? Flaps must be skintJust found some Fakey merch online. Wow you can buy a cardboard cut out of the two of them at the NTAs or even a hoodie saying βI love Jake Quickendenβ on it
Β£49 in George at Asda
Not even actual Quavers. Aldi own. TBf I love the Aldi walkers dupes as half the price but thought she'd be shopping at Tesco!Sure he eats his breakfast why does he need a hack
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This is the rant Stacey Solomon had yesterday as Joe says the same apparently. 'Did the washing FOR YOU', 'Did the food shop FOR You ' lol as if it's a treat and they expect high praise for doing the minimum. Tend to agree with her. You all live in the house and make a mess so why is it only her job? LolSo heβs cleaned the house for Sophie. Why is it for Sophie? Why is it her job to clean the house? Heβs such a chauvinistic pig. So is Zelda not coming down now or is he doing his usual of trying to hide it? If sheβs coming, he wonβt end up being able to keep it quiet cos heβll need to use her for content like he always does. I have a feeling heβs going to be very active on instagram while flaps is away. 10 stories by 10am and heβs only quiet now cos heβs either at the gym or more likely having a sleep
Uh oh, Magic Mike cancelled!Heβs hurt his fingerzelda going to have a fun weekend but then she rarely has anything of any interest to say
Edit: it was Full Monty wasnβt it? Thatβs how bleeping dull these trio of boring twats are.
I thought that was his cock at first.....Heβs hurt his finger
I just can't with her anymore.
She can't talk properly, she looks awful, she doesn't describe the products enough and she is just absolutely crap at trying to be an 'influencer'. The sheer amount of skincare she tries to promote is beyond ridiculous.
Get in the bin Flapz ffs.
She can't talk properly, she looks awful, she doesn't describe the products enough and she is just absolutely crap at trying to be an 'influencer'. The sheer amount of skincare she tries to promote is beyond ridiculous.
Get in the bin Flapz ffs.
Flappys advertising fake tan again but today sheβs doing it in her underwear Iβm surprised the fact ASA have finally reprimanded her and added her to their non compliance list, that she would not realise every story needs to be marked as an ad and oh dear sheβs left it off of the last one. Wonder what ASA will think of that 
Iβm surprised the fact ASA have finally reprimanded her and added her to their non compliance list, that she would not realise every story needs to be marked as an ad and oh dear sheβs left it off of the last one. Wonder what ASA will think of that Oh god. local theatre by me is showing the full monty! Just came up on my Instagram. May have to see if the girls want to go only so I can report back here
Put a bra on love! Seriously though who would buy products she advertises? Her skin (and voice) is terrible!
She forgot to say that the fake tan smells of biscuits. It's not a good one. 
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Christ almighty, put those feet away!!!
Also, I thought on first glance that she had a dodgy mole that needed looking at but it must be a 'woman stamp'.
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So come on, you're telling me that kid doesn't know the difference between crisps and cereal? That is shocking and most definitely NOT a 'life hack'.
That kid should know the difference. If I tried that with any of my kids at that age they would have known instantly!!
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Christ almighty, put those feet away!!!
Also, I thought on first glance that she had a dodgy mole that needed looking at but it must be a 'woman stamp'.
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So come on, you're telling me that kid doesn't know the difference between crisps and cereal? That is shocking and most definitely NOT a 'life hack'.
That kid should know the difference. If I tried that with any of my kids at that age they would have known instantly!!
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Showing here too (well, v.close). Canβt muster up anyone to careOh god. local theatre by me is showing the full monty! Just came up on my Instagram. May have to see if the girls want to go only so I can report back here
Β£45 plus fees itβs going to cost me to see this Prick. If he pulls out Iβm dragging him to the stage.
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