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This one. So fakey must’ve got £400 ish weekly as I doubt he’d get more than minimum
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Meant to say doesn’t!
Or doesn’t have a pushy “stage mom” who doesn’t have an instagram account saying “Lewis Calpaldi’s Mum” FFS
He has Tourette’s and real anxiety and doesn’t bang on about it like this prick and his fake mental health shite.
From what I can see his age has gone back to 34 but still has 1.5 kids..priorities and all that! If he changes anything back keep changing it..that will piss him offBefore it's edited
Everything has gone back apart from the kids number. Yes he probably does Google himself because he’s such a vain wanker but the fact it’s been changed back so quickly, he has shown that he’s still obsessively on here. I’m gutted. Everytime I read it, the RaRa comment had me in stitchesFrom what I can see his age has gone back to 34 but still has 1.5 kids..priorities and all that! If he changes anything back keep changing it..that will piss him off
Just seen his story where he’s murdering the Lewis Capaldi song 
1. Why does he find it physically impossible to wear a top 
2. Why is the sad bleep tagging LC again 
and 3. Who the duck is he to say if this song is better than ‘someone you loved’? I’m sure Lewis will be so thankful that Fakey is giving him his ‘expert’ opinion 
Remind me what did he accomplish in his unestablished ‘blink and I’d miss it’ music ‘career’? In fact what has he accomplished in his life full stop, apart from being a self obsessed attention seeking wanker.
Oh shock horror he’s now sharing his reel from yesterday again
1. Why does he find it physically impossible to wear a top 2. Why is the sad bleep tagging LC again and 3. Who the duck is he to say if this song is better than ‘someone you loved’? I’m sure Lewis will be so thankful that Fakey is giving him his ‘expert’ opinion Remind me what did he accomplish in his unestablished ‘blink and I’d miss it’ music ‘career’? In fact what has he accomplished in his life full stop, apart from being a self obsessed attention seeking wanker.Oh shock horror he’s now sharing his reel from yesterday again
Poor kids had a exciting Easter with these two arseholes.No nice days out or overnight stays at lego land as I’m sure he had free tickets.Life is all about them and she’s as bad as him lately with the constant photos of Leo and Fred.Bet she’s only putting up with him because of the ££ the fights bringing.No mention of the job he supposedly got never known anyone who talks so much tit.
No time to take the kids anywhere but time to film couple challenge reels calling his wife bro, mate and insulting her breath
and now he’s shared the reel on tiktok For someone who doesn’t care about social media, he sure likes to make sure all bases are covered Pull your bleeping pants up ffs nobody wants to see your micro peen
He’s obsessed with likes that’s why he re shares it ten times the sad twitJust seen his story where he’s murdering the Lewis Capaldi song
Oh shock horror he’s now sharing his reel from yesterday again
lewis really couldn’t give a tit about Jake . He made his career in music he stuck to music even when he was pub singing he didn’t do other stuff to try get known he was happy how he was and then one day he went viral and now he’s a well known loved singer . Jake could never he can’t sing his singing is so bad even people commented how bad it was when they was on holiday .
imagine being on holiday and listening to him sing and ruin the night
The RaRa work has also been removed..... delicate little fannyFrom what I can see his age has gone back to 34 but still has 1.5 kids..priorities and all that! If he changes anything back keep changing it..that will piss him off
My wife always calls my breath stinky
As you see my teeth are quite dinky
My mum always complains that I tinky
Maybe because I got a small winky
So you might sometimes have to blinky
I always take ad photos and linky
But really I’m quite dim and can’t thinky
Especially when I’ve had a little drinky
Then use some
on my pinkie
Then later I hang over the sinky
The wife is always flaunting her minky
I prefer others so it’s not really kinky
Money is tight so I’m on the brinky
So eventually the house might have to shrinky
enjoy 
As you see my teeth are quite dinky
My mum always complains that I tinky
Maybe because I got a small winky
So you might sometimes have to blinky
I always take ad photos and linky
But really I’m quite dim and can’t thinky
Especially when I’ve had a little drinky
Then use some
on my pinkieThen later I hang over the sinky
The wife is always flaunting her minky
I prefer others so it’s not really kinky
Money is tight so I’m on the brinky
So eventually the house might have to shrinky
enjoy
We still have the receipts that it said that thoughEverything has gone back apart from the kids number. Yes he probably does Google himself because he’s such a vain wanker but the fact it’s been changed back so quickly, he has shown that he’s still obsessively on here. I’m gutted. Everytime I read it, the RaRa comment had me in stitches
the hollyoaks bit about it only being 3 episodes is still there and the DNF on Celeb SAS so not all is lost He’s removed everything except the 1.5 kids. So sensitive. Thought he liked banter
.. Guess who.....Considering we know that all the Prickenden’s read on here numerous times a day I’m really hurt and saddened that not any of them not even once have they liked or commented on my little ode’s about them
Looking at these photos, I think somebody stayed in Skegness last night. Wonder what he’s doing there today 
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