Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

[Jessica_Rabbit]

What a tit roast that looks. I mean why pay for that utter slop when cooking a roast is really not that laborious!

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Should be used tiny doors in your midget sized loft bro!

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Bingo Called it they would have a carvery today


The pricks couldn’t even cook lamb today for Easter and their kids didn’t even get any Easter eggs, WTF is wrong with these backwards bastards. Anyway @CrazyBaldhead can you get Larry and his dabber

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Masked Singer dates this week are 11th in Bognor and 14th & 15th in Skegness so let’s see if he’s away ‘working’ those days this week
So predictable going out for a roast and why is he having a beer when he keeps going on about preferring a cup of tea now?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Bingo Called it they would have a carvery today


The pricks couldn’t even cook lamb today for Easter and their kids didn’t even get any Easter eggs, WTF is wrong with these backwards bastards. Anyway @CrazyBaldhead can you get Larry and his dabber

Here comes Larry with his dabber for that rank looking, wanky roast dinner!! WTF even was it?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Masked Singer dates this week are 11th in Bognor and 14th & 15th in Skegness so let’s see if he’s away ‘working’ those days this week
So predictable going out for a roast and why is he having a beer when he keeps going on about preferring a cup of tea now?

Don’t you know he always forgets the last lie he told. 🥹

 

[Joon]

What the duck she got on her cheeks looks like .......

 

[mollyann]

For zelda happy Easter as if

 

[AsilGT]

See he's copying other influencers again. Copird Chet sket with his latest one running past dopey. Except Chet's are actually good. He's so desperate. The way Sophie calls him babe , sounds so wrong when she says it. Like she's talking to her girlfriend. Him flexing in his jimmy saville gym gear. I swear that's all I see when I look at him. A bleeping predator. Thinks he's a professional fighter now , silly hagard looking bastard

What a rip off of Chet Sket’s post see it got 17M views waiting to see how many views fakey gets

 

[stargirl23]

What a rip off of Chet Sket’s post see it got 17M views waiting to see how many views fakey gets

17 and they’ll just be himself

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Nanny QVC woke up to (bad) breath on her face & a wolf staring at her. Must've been Fakey returning for bitty.

 

[gagzi]

How staged was the 'I've never known a guy to own so much gym stuff'..at least I think that's what she said..cant always be sure as she doesn't talk properly!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why is Leo suddenly wearing jewellery? I hate seeing necklaces (well any jewellery if I’m honest) on toddlers. So dangerous as so easy to catch on something Honestly I really hope they never have a daughter cos I hate to think what they’d dress a little girl in

 

[gagzi]

Jeez he looks as bleeping rough as a badgers arse just lately doesn't he..get them filters back on..making me feel sick!

 

[Ferret]

Why is Leo suddenly wearing jewellery? I hate seeing necklaces (well any jewellery if I’m honest) on toddlers. So dangerous as so easy to catch on something Honestly I really hope they never have a daughter cos I hate to think what they’d dress a little girl in

They dress him like a prison inmate / drug dealer. It’s awful!!!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

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Nanny QVC woke up to (bad) breath on her face & a wolf staring at her. Must've been Fakey returning for bitty.

His nose looks like it is collapsing. Hmmmm

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Okay all you lot with baldy fakey avatars look bleeping HILARIOUS today

 

[AsilGT]

Why is Leo suddenly wearing jewellery? I hate seeing necklaces (well any jewellery if I’m honest) on toddlers. So dangerous as so easy to catch on something Honestly I really hope they never have a daughter cos I hate to think what they’d dress a little girl in

probably ears pierced like dada

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

What the duck she got on her cheeks looks like .......

I don’t know how you can listen to her she does my head in, she is so boring I can’t cope with the soap scoops , she’s crazy ‍

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

They dress him like a prison inmate / drug dealer. It’s awful!!!

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I tell ya what, that's a perfect balance on his egg head!!!

Cheers, I'm on the gin!! Lol lol

 

[Joon]

I don’t know how you can listen to her she does my head in, she is so boring I can’t cope with the soap scoops , she’s crazy ‍

It's easy hun I mute her ..

 

[HMC]

Feeling the pressure yet Fakey??? Looks like it’s still on