Yep it’s gone for now
he’s done this before. Thing is people can still write about him so he’s only doing it for attention. He’ll say he’s come off for his mental health trying to get another 5 mins on TV from it. Funny how he never deletes his insta though and funny how he can dish it out but can’t take it 
the only problem now is now that I’m pissed off that is 8mins of my life that I will never get back 
Fuck me. Now resorted to rolling round on the bed wearing his boxers and nothing else 
He wonders why he’s never made it as an influencer when his content involves him telling everyone he’s hoovered and then demonstrated making a bed and filming it all 
He looks older than my dad, and he's 94 and dead .....
WHERE the fuck has this afflicted accent come from ? I mean I thought Ferne (the rough arse from Essex) who had been giving herself elocution lessons (but only managed to master Hello my darlings) but this HI Guys in this non descriptive accent ….
Even though he is a boring cunt, well done on you at least trying to make him sound interestingThanks guyss for my votes for the new thread title!!
My inspiration came from the cock-up that is the 'loft conversion' and the bed not even being able to fit. You can use a fish eye lens all you want Fakey to make it look bigger but it's just not working bro!!
We can't wait for the bathroom to be installed especially the 'free standing bath'!!!
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---Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!
A huge thank you for your votes for the new thread title!! The best moment was watching Fakey fluff up his autocue, look like a complete knob with his Mrs Overall trolley and then proceed to trip up when he was handing out cocktails to the Loose Women panel today!!! 😂😂 Recap to follow...tattle.life
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Recap:
He went on the crusty old show that is Loose Women two days on the trot. One day he was 'interviewing' some of the Emmerdale cast re the mental health story. 'Paddy' has been suicidal lately but no doubt the whole cast's mental health suffered when they saw this prick turn up on set!
Then he got into a paddling pool with Linda Robson wearing a pair of pants. Several members of the audience, mostly the ones in the front row who had a close view, were violently sick at the sight of it all. Frankie Bridge, who must be a secret Fakey, smashed him around the head with a bucket!! Unfortunately, it wasn't hard enough!!
Flapz bought a lemon tree for the loft. A good thing indeed as 'when life throws you lemons, make lemonade'. That'll save you a bit of money eh?
They had a Hello Fresh date night with portions that looked fit for a child, more shit 'ice bath' quotes, a reference to NikNaks and ET (referencing Tattle) and Leonora went gymnastics!!
He spent two days fixing up a cheap looking bed that didn't fit as the bedroom is so tiny. Then he used a fish eye lens to make the room look massive and the walls bend! Flapz said a new word 'flabbergasted' which is an extremely large word for her vocabulary but we doubt she can spell it though, let alone know the meaning of the word!
He is training for the Marathon. Flapz said she would do a giveaway on Friday night at 8pm but didn't bother as she was most probably necking back vast quantities of 'mum juice' because her life is so shit and boring.
Freddie was dusted down again, and dragged around Tesco for a Mother's Day ad.
He is getting so boring lately that a few Fakeys need a break. Even I'm struggling to stay awake doing the recap!!
Let's carry on Fakeys!!
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and congrats on yet another thread title victory 
You know your kid needs a haircut when even the cat starts moving their hair out the way.
Are you joking? So he’s on TV to talk about his appearance on another TV program. Wow he’s definitely hit the big time thereHe’s on Stephanie’s packed lunch to talk about his haunted house
I agree totally about him adding the line about people who have lost their mums.It’s all about people commenting what a nice thing to sayI’m just surprised he didn’t do a post about him like he did last year
Wonder what ‘work’ he’s got this week? and if he’s got any more flat packed furniture to build and make a huge deal about?
He’s just a narcissistic prick who uses any means necessary to gather likes and praise.I have zero respect for people like him total arsehole who needs to just stfu.
Totally thrown his toys out the pramHe's deactivated his twitter account!!
if only he’d come off Instagram now. Never happen because he’d lose so much money from all the brand deals he’s got and he needs the validation from somewhere 
well I've got news Fakey, fuck off we aren't going anywhere anytime soon, bit like your career
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no flowers or presents for Flappy from the boys, making cards on the morning of Mother's day, wow tell us you don't give a fuck without telling us you don't give a fuck. No grid post for her either, but one for his own fucking mother how is he such a cunt
wonder what the sad sacks got lined up this week
probably more ice baths, plenty of gym and a bit of marathon training, only about 4 weeks till the marathon, how the fuck is he gonna do that when he was blowing out of his arse after 12 miles and making the bed with his minging sweaty body all over the new bedding no stories in bed, no Warwick and nothing from old Flappy either.
Hope she is pregnant I really do, they can't control the little spoilt brat that they have already...Bring it on. 