Jake Quickenden #62 Yet again you've made a massive blunder. That loft was designed by Stevie Wonder!

[marsaud]

Those videos of him pretending to have a stomach ache and riding a broom, never seen someone so uncharismatic and frankly dull in my life. Yet the self regard just seeps out of him. Heard the presenters on the all killa no filla podcast mention they got asked to do the haunted house show and turned it down. Whoever said he gets jobs cause he is cheap and available called it right.

 

[riddleme89]

Please name another man who sits on bed all day filming himself ? Doesn’t have a job ? Doesn’t help his wife around the house . His only daily outing is the free gym
god this prick is tragic as fuck it’s embarrassing….

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I looked to see if I’d been unblocked but then I saw this nine Bob note….give it up Jake why are you even pretending to be straight

 

[VC10]

Reckons he's been reincarnated

Reckons their place is haunted




Yeah- haunted by the ghosts of your careers

 

[Moomin12]

I've just started on this thread but I couldn't not comment about today. The outfit, the cringe dance, the sheer desperation . And from the marathon training bids from last week. Get a sodding bra. I'll be back if I ever bloody catch up

 

[ChloBo_81]

He is gay

I think that's a definite! The other definite is that he is 100% NOT going to do that marathon.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Just watched him on +1 as I couldn't face watching that much of the low budget programme
Omg how many lies did he tell
As if niknak says help and teddy, my arse he does no Jakey you don't check on him 2/3 times a night Dophy didn't ring you up either you fucking ballbag
He doesn't look like he does on Instagram either no filters on TV Fakey
No mention of MMA or marathon he's running, what a twat
That whole story about running into his mum and dad's bedroom when he was younger just utter bullshit.
That sound on the VT that was meant to say Dad's here sounded like a fucking burp to me ffs
No idea how Steph kept a straight face while he was spouting all that bollocks

 

[Cady1954]

any idea what it could be ? Whatever it is will be shit

Maybe he's been invited to attend this....

 

[patmum]

This absolutely cracked me up, the face of someone who has been up reading some home truths about themself on tattle all night

 

[trine]

He is going to be snapped in half by Paul. That bloke on the side shouting "You're not working hard enough". Get that ambulance on stand-by!!

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He’s making his own sound effects as if he’s in a superhero comic . Pah pah pah, oof oof, bam bam bam. And what’s with the little skip jump

 

[VC10]

I loved Papa Lazarou, he kidnapped women and is still more charming than Fakey

The Clampetts

 

[Xxcxcc]

Steph's packed lunch. Omg. Why you bragging that you're on there and once again speaking about the dead. Why dont ya just fuck off and join them cos it's all you fucking talk about and it's not like ya living anyway it's all fake. He must live one sad sad life and he knows it. Pretending he ain't gay, pretending he's famous. Simon says fuck off and don't come back you fucking necromancer

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I really don't know who she's trying to kid. She aff linked a cheap white top but said 'hers was a Loewe one'. Well they're £225 a pop. She's just full of bullshit. She must sit there silently crying as she makes this up whilst glancing across at her shitty, unfinished paintwork and the skybox that is balancing on that weird little table!! No wonder she says she feels exhausted. The amount of time and energy it takes to pretend you are something you aren't must be staggerring!!!! I actually pity deluded cunts like that!

 

[gagzi]

..God he's such an arrogant fuck isn't he! Can't help but bite back.

 

[Barbie2020]

such a basic bitch. Why does she think that’s even worth showing?

 

[patmum]

Some more just to draw attention to how much of a cunt he’s always been, and how good Fakey’s old and new have been at calling him out and keeping receipts

“you think I give a fuck about loose women?” Hahahaha!!! Ohhh the irony

 

[riddleme89]

I don’t even know what Soph is attracted to with Jake he is no man
the moaning about the slightest pain . The eyegucking himself pouting
The constant laying In bed all day lazy twat .
Cant do basic DIY like paint a room ….. she had to do it all .
No romance for his wife no gifts for birthdays valentines ect

Sorry but I could never be with a boy like that he’s no man at all . How is she not embarrassed at all

 

[mollyann]

He’s at the gym leaving her to look after the kids.Well more fool her for putting up with this selfish twat of a man.His therapy yeah right more like I prefer to be away from my family at every given opportunity.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I find this rather unnecessary filming your child getting upset and throwing a tantrum. His content is really scraping the barrel at this point.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He's feeling 'humble' again!!

No work in the pipeline then Fakey? How the hell are they running that house/cars etc with zero income?



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Start telling him NO ffs and correct him. Tell him DON'T TOUCH. He's probably walking funny because he's shit his nappy. Check it instead of filming him.

Surely they can see that this child has a serious speech delay and needs checking?

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I still can’t believe they’ve not bought a proper unit for their sky box, etc… They’ve been hinting at a media wall for months. I think they need to accept they’re not well known/popular enough to get it for free anymore.