Jake Quickenden #62 Yet again you've made a massive blunder. That loft was designed by Stevie Wonder!

[CrazyBaldhead]

He has not unblocked my personal account but has unblocked another account......

He's doing it as we speak!!!! Like fuck they went out tonight. He is hunting us down. Every single one of us. When we are caught, he will kidnap us all, shave off our hair and force us to have a glued-on 'hair system' like him and his mate Martin!!!

 

[plattyjoobs]

Let’s play a game…
Simon says get a job

Simon says put a fucking top on

 

[VC10]

I can wait to see this mma bout ( if he goes through with it )
Smash!

Gnashers everywhere, claret , syrup flies off stretcher .......

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

9 likes including himself.

 

[riddleme89]

Hi Jake I see you unblocked me just now

guess what …. I just blocked you
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Imagine blocking somebody then unblock them because your reading tattle and seen a comment from them so you unblock them to try stalk them and message them…

but then they block you back before you get chance
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Imagine blocking somebody then unblock them because your reading tattle and seen a comment from them so you unblock them to try stalk them and message them…

but then they block you back before you get chance

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Quick, get out the work sheet!

What in the name of Chelmsford Prison is this dickhead wearing?

 

[trine]

Father of the Year again. "Where are we going? Where are we going? " *turns off camera and goes back indoors!

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Why’s he asking the kid anything? He doesn’t even know his own name let alone where they’re going he keeps expecting a response when he asks him questions and it never comes

 

[cazellie]

Fred’s making a card! Really, not only is it actually mother day NOW but why the fuck hasn’t he brought one each from HER two sons. Notice how Fred’s called Boy but Leo’s called by hes name! He’s just a nasty cunt. It’s blatantly obvious he doesn’t like Fred.

I think he’s jealous of Fred

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Here are the links to all the things I wore last night.....I was wearing prada trainers, but I've linked these much more affordable ones. Oh piss off!!!

and that is yet another reason she’s so unrelatable. Basically saying she can afford £790 trainers but her minions can’t. How thoughtful of her to find a cheaper version instead
Flappy if you can afford £790 trainers, why are you doing aff links at 730am on a Saturday morning? Why are you selling second hand clothes for a £10 on vinted? Why are you using rails to hang your clothes on? Why do you constantly beg for freebies? Why do you not pay for your own kids birthday presents? I could go on all day but I think we all know by now that their life is a totally sham and both of them rely on mummy (him) and daddy (her) for pay outs

 

[Twistedpants]

He'll not be bringing her breakfast in bed next year for Mother's day. Imagine going up all those stairs, into the tiny loft, through the tiny door that won't open past the bed

 

[VC10]

I can see it now......

" ding ding!" Round 1............

Jake, prancing about, giving it all that, etc ...

....BOSH!!!!!!!

Down like a sack of spuds..............Syrup gone, landed on someone's head.......... gnashers gone, claret everywhere .....Legs akimbo


2 days later, gim p photo on a hospital gurney , sad-faced " for the gram" ........

 

[riddleme89]

Could we report that comment to ofcom or something? It was said before watershed but even so that’s something that should NEVER be said about a baby. Especially while on live daytime tv

steph looked shocked she even cut him off after that and the cameras went off him wierd guy . It’s the way he said it
who the fuck thinks that about a newborn baby imagine if a woman said on live TV “ I took one look at her fanny and knew she was the same as me “

it’s perverted and wierd as fuck you just would t say that ……. Shows why he has no mates he’s a creep

 

[riddleme89]

Dada

Meanwhile Kate lawler daughter can tell the bread of dog by looking at a picture ……. Leo can’t even say dog

 

[trine]

Not being cruel ( maybe I am) but is she hard of hearing as she talks like a deaf person?

I swear her tongue is too big for her mouth. It fills her entire mouth from side to side like a bin lid!

 

[IamMyaJ]

Awwwww her mum looks lovely bless her bet she’s gutted her daughter has ended up with this cunt

 

[MissMona]

This absolute legend has completed a marathon. Yet we all know what shit show is coming next month (if he doesn't cry off that is!)

 

[IamMyaJ]

Breaks my heart to see Freddie cuddling his mum in bed but she has her back to him and is cuddling niknak

 

[Joon]

Fancy laughing at that kid.. Has no idea about parenting what a fucking backward idiot he is no wonder the kid is like he is and it will only get worse . Can't believe he let's him touch the sky box ...div...only hope he don't pull the TV down on himself..

 

[marsaud]

Thank you for the welcome I haven’t lived in the uk for years so I don’t get to see all his crappy mini tv appearances but this thread makes me laugh so much. Years ago I saw him on dancing on ice or some such show and I couldn’t stand him straightaway. The desperation to be famous but without any actual talent pissed me off. His horrible personality hasn’t changed I see.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

I see the motivation speech in the ice bath is working for you bro

” your not working hard enough “ …let that sink in Jake you have no job onoy have to train to fight paul who is currently in his 40s doing a uk sell out tour and still after Months daily training you are being told your not working hard enough ..face it bro your shit at everything

Just to be clear A SELL OUT UK, NORTHERN IRELAND AND REPUBLIC OF IRELAND TOUR!
Jake couldn’t even sell a table of 13 at a charity night they had to put him sitting at an actual z lister table instead How is he not embarrassed and not just giving up by now is beyond me. But great viewing for tattle so thanks bro