Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

[Shesaidwhat?]

No details as yet.

Curiouser and curiouser.
In other words he’s a lying bastard if he had something solid he’d be shouting it from the rooftops. Probably a blink and you’ll miss it link on ITV.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I might be overthinking it but even if they had rowed i don't think she would sit alone with her food on Freddie's birthday he has said many times he hates the way she eats and she has dropped a lot of weight since being with him he is nasty and there is definitely elements of control and i dont think these things are a coincidence there have been other times when i have thought she is eating alone too and eating very little i also think the whole influencer thing is down to him she loved her new little salon in the garden and was buying new bits for it i think it suits him more and his imaginery image of Jake the presenter/actor and his influencer wife it's clear to me she is really uncomfortable with it all and i think if he wasn't around she would ditch it in a second.

I think you are overthinking. I haven't got one ounce of synpathy for her. She's a total cunt and her stories prove just that this morning!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Found an account on Instagram that could have been written about him. This is a typical example of one of their posts. Sound like anyone we know?

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

As they reach for their love 2 shop vouchers stood in Argos stinking of avon “night fall l? Nah hun i’ve never met anyone like that ….

Still wears far too much Samsara perfume … yep.

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

Everybody's been saying 'get a balloon pump'. No, you read my Tattle message 'Get a balloon pump wanker'.

State of that living room painting. How they aren't embarrassed I'll never know!!!

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ffs! Could they not have levelled the sides! One half way on the ground, the other half way up the wall. Jeebus!!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

"That's fun int it"

 

[MrsG03]

Also wait for Leo to do the same on the actual bed and fall off and hurt himself!

 

[plattyjoobs]

What a cock. And more fool Flapz if she puts up with that.

She will though, she loves this stupid z lister lifestyle.

 

[stargirl23]

Purdey please take one for the team

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Where's the rest of the bed? That mattress looks cheap shit. It's already got dents in it. Must be cheap or a freebie if Leonora is eating on it.

How are they going to get out. Where's the door handle?

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Oh my god who lets a toddler put his mouth all over a brand new mattress and eat a biscuit aswell at least put a sheet on it first even? God they are so filthy
Its not an Emma mattress, I can see the label stitched on the end but can’t make it out??

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And can someone explain please, he stayed in the staff quarters of a hotel? How is that possible?

Because the hotel caught fire and the fire brigade were called out.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

This is just pure desperation. Nobody cares!

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What the fuck is he talking about? Why has he got streaky fake tan on his face? Clearly been on the gear as he's talking bollocks again! #dovegate

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Fuck me. She’s even linking in protein shakes now. Is there anything so won’t aff link

 

[Barbie2020]

Her new reel

 

[stargirl23]

That’s his excuse for the fact the room he booked was basic and obviously cheap . If he’s that bothered the fact all he can afford is shit accomodation, don’t show it on the gram

Exactly! It’s bullshit. Who rocks up to a hotel they’ve not booked and expect availability on the day?

 

[stargirl23]

His tattoos look like shit. Imagine paying to look like that don’t get me wrong I love tattoos I have a fair few myself, but difference is mine don’t look like shit and I’ve researched the artists. Remember that dodgy looking crack den they went to in New York

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Do we know if he came home last night or got back v early this morning?

I reckon if he’d been in a nice hotel he would have posted from it. I’d say no hotel and got the last train home

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Absolute cretins. World Book Day was YESTERDAY.

You are a DAY LATE you morons!!!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

I just looked at his vids again & not once does he mention the charity the ball is in aid of. He even had a chance during his waffle walking to the station but just said something like 'it sounds really good.' So it was more important to get donkey toothed with Claire Sweeny & Simon Cowell and shout the name of a Strictly dancer. He literally has not one kind, charitable bone in his body.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well Polly's tarted herself right up. Mutton dressed as lamb springs to mind!!!

 

[Xxcxcc]

Looks like little odd job has a lisp like dadda. Poor kid , what a gene pool to come from