Absolutely. He definitely couldn't do SCD, it would be far too much work for him. And imagine some poor pro having to tolerate him.and every year he begs for SCD. He could never cope with the hours required to do a show like that. He’s ‘worked’ one day this week and he’s carrying on like he’s the most in demand z lister ever Fucking desperate workshy twat
All he will get on TV are scraps at £250 hospitality booking slots. And that'll end and fizzle out as he's in his mid-30s & didn't make it........Absolutely. He definitely couldn't do SCD, it would be far too much work for him. And imagine some poor pro having to tolerate him.
Plus he would tell the judges to mark him higher, like he did when he was in the DOI audience peering around Holly, and shouting at the panel. Idiot. Talentless idiot.
His boxer mateTattle bingo on his dinner table guests....
Polly Parrot
The couple from holiday who they met up with the other night at the Ivy
Dapper Dan wedding photogher drug dealing man
Orchard care home (she won't be able to resist rubbing shoulders who other z listers)
Anymore?
Or the two cowboy builders that did the loft conversion!Wonder if lil Chris will make an appearance
Tickets in lieu of paymentOr the two cowboy builders that did the loft conversion!
That’s brilliant teaLittle bit of (probably not exciting) tea for you...
I went up north this week to meet up with friends who know this bellend, obvs he was brought up and one of the girls I was brunching with told me she went on a hen doo with his then girlfriend from scunthorpe, she was lovely, down to earth, really liked Nanny QVCbuuuutttt when be got on the X factor and to judges houses he rang her to say "I really like you but I need to focus on my career so we need to break up"
I mean.... fair enough but, Where's your career gotten you carrot
Selling your soul for gummy ads, eyeballs in debt and a coke/drink problem. Great career
She had a lucky escape!Little bit of (probably not exciting) tea for you...
I went up north this week to meet up with friends who know this bellend, obvs he was brought up and one of the girls I was brunching with told me she went on a hen doo with his then girlfriend from scunthorpe, she was lovely, down to earth, really liked Nanny QVCbuuuutttt when be got on the X factor and to judges houses he rang her to say "I really like you but I need to focus on my career so we need to break up"
I mean.... fair enough but, Where's your career gotten you carrot
Selling your soul for gummy ads, eyeballs in debt and a coke/drink problem. Great career
Christ I bet she is pleased that she received that phone call then as looking at the loser now she had a very lucky escapeLittle bit of (probably not exciting) tea for you...
I went up north this week to meet up with friends who know this bellend, obvs he was brought up and one of the girls I was brunching with told me she went on a hen doo with his then girlfriend from scunthorpe, she was lovely, down to earth, really liked Nanny QVCbuuuutttt when be got on the X factor and to judges houses he rang her to say "I really like you but I need to focus on my career so we need to break up"
I mean.... fair enough but, Where's your career gotten you carrot
Selling your soul for gummy ads, eyeballs in debt and a coke/drink problem. Great career
Can’t believe she was complaining about having to make them a cuppa all day! Ffs woman he’s doing you a good job least you can do is offer him a drink poor manFeel sorry for the flooring guy fitting NannyQVC floor. Bet she chewed his ear off about Emmerdale and the other shite she sprouts.
Bet he knows all abt her weeds as well!
Miserable batCan’t believe she was complaining about having to make them a cuppa all day! Ffs woman he’s doing you a good job least you can do is offer him a drink poor man
Do we think Polly bought the tickets and everyone on the table will be her clients?I just thought that. No wonder he’s skint. No regular work but having to pay both a publicist and a management company. Off Limits definitely saw him comingGets barely any ‘work’ from them but they’ll still be taking a commission from any work he/Polly finds themselves I’d imagine. I mean it’s embarrassing to have to hire a publicist in the first place but if it wasn’t for her, the only ‘work’ he would have had in the last few months, would be the occasional ad he’s done on insta. Fortunately doesn’t seem like she has contacts with the BBC though
He doesn’t have work anxiety, more like work allergy!'I've got health anxiety' and laughsmy work colleague has health anxiety and I have watched how much she has struggled this week over a number of things and tried my best to support her as she's sobbed on my shoulder and he's laughing as if it's all a big joke. He actually turns my stomach with the lies he spins to create a narrative for his social media accounts.
If you look at her insta, seems Polly only has 2 actual clients, so definitely not her clients filling the tableDo we think Polly bought the tickets and everyone on the table will be her clients?
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He doesn’t have work anxiety, more like work allergy!
Whoever this is is my favourite person everFakePotato is making themselves known on all social media platforms now
I knowWhoever this is is my favourite person ever
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Crying at the “you put your right foot in”
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