Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[MrsBudd]

Fakey, if you are reading here (which we all know you are) stop posting videos and pictures where Leo has a crusty, snotty nose! It is horrible!!! Why would you think people want to see it!! Urgh. Haha just been watching the video where he has been talking about the ice baths not being a "celeb trend" z lister trend more like ‍

 

[HMC]

Shame they didn’t get an invite to the launch of the new Atlantis hotel in Dubai, there’s plenty of UK celebs there and not one of them needing to stop in the airport hotel to keep costs down

I see she’s finally done something to celebrate her 30th I still can’t get over her non existent celebrations last weekend, I was expecting them urgently arranging a late party organised for this weekend, friends and family over and the house all gifted with party decs…but nope, a kebab and chips meal with some pals

 

[mollyann]

So panto boy other than a last minute stand in and 5 minutes on a prerecorded loose men has nothing lined up.His hot tub tit hardly getting much notice other than Russel taking the piss.Keep on running bro and bringing your dead brother up yet again rather tacky and uncalled for as usual.Wonder if Lisa having Leo he was staying in Leeds the other day and could not be bothered to drive over to see her.She’s not liking wooden spoons post think some fall out going on there.

 

[DwightSchrute123]

Daytime he's in the ice
Night time he's on the spice.

This mixed with Crackenden Jake Crackenden is a thread title!!!!

 

[riddleme89]

Oh well Flapz, at least you can always count on the girls. Your husband basically did duck all for your 40th!!!

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Is she pregnant or just drinking cola because she’s skint

Oh well Flapz, at least you can always count on the girls. Your husband basically did duck all for your 40th!!!

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Notice they all went for the cheapest on the menu literaly Google the menu they all picked the cheapest

 

[HMC]

Where were all their wedding guests when it came to making a fuss of Flapzs birthday? Not even a birthday card in sight in the house

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is she pregnant or just drinking cola because she’s skint


Notice they all went for the cheapest on the menu literaly Google the menu they all picked the cheapest

She was probably driving. Cheaper to drive than get a taxi/Uber from Colchester to Chigwell

 

[riddleme89]

Where were all their wedding guests when it came to making a fuss of Flapzs birthday? Not even a birthday card in sight in the house

Half of them look like they have come as a plus one and don’t know her

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I see he’s sharing all his ice bath crap on tiktok as well Apart from the brother comment if he thinks Instagram is so fake why is he so obsessed with it and why does he live his whole life on it? He really is a walking talking contradiction. Says one thing does the total opposite. Like the Maldives. Does an interview saying they’re going to put their phones away and enjoy each others company but then does a story asking what people want to see . Also does he think no one has ever been to the Maldives before? It’s not that exclusive. Imagine going on honeymoon in 9 days but you’re already asking total strangers what they want to see from it

 

[riddleme89]

Two years pushing this gig and still full seats

tragic that is …. Lewis capaldi sold out in seconds BRO

 

[ChloBo_81]

While Flaps is out at Sheesh, Fakeys sitting at home biting back on Twitter

Why doesn't this thick twit realise that "celebs" don't bite back on social media? How many times have we told him that this is one of the reasons why he is so unpopular and unlikeable?

 

[HMC]

What’s the plan for today Fakey Jakey? Ice bath, gym and still unemployed

 

[ChloBo_81]

I see he’s sharing all his ice bath crap on tiktok as well Apart from the brother comment if he thinks Instagram is so fake why is he so obsessed with it and why does he live his whole life on it? He really is a walking talking contradiction. Says one thing does the total opposite. Like the Maldives. Does an interview saying they’re going to put their phones away and enjoy each others company but then does a story asking what people want to see . Also does he think no one has ever been to the Maldives before? It’s not that exclusive. Imagine going on honeymoon in 9 days but you’re already asking total strangers what they want to see from it

And buys a new 360 camera to vlog the lot- which isn't going to work as it makes most people feel sick!

 

[Turtledove58]

duck off Jake and your motivational say NO speech this morning! the last and probably not even the last person I would go to for motivation! Shame you didn’t knock yourself out cracking the ice with your head- why? Utter twit

 

[mollyann]

Can someone not tell this idiot to shut up.How embarrassing sitting in a warm grubby tub in his garden it’s so bleeping boring.Say no lol yeah right from the knob who sells his dead family for money.How many stories this year about them and cashing in on a subject he pretends bothers him.Five posts of tiny dick sat in dirty water in a week do us all a favour and duck off.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Two years pushing this gig and still full seats

tragic that is …. Lewis capaldi sold out in seconds BRO

This will end up getting cancelled - end of.

Give it up bro. Nobody likes you!

And buys a new 360 camera to vlog the lot- which isn't going to work as it makes most people feel sick!

It will come in handy for doing a 360 tour of the house when they have to put it on the market to sell it. #skintbro

 

[Barbie2020]

I’m genuinely convinced that “Ice bath” is where he has a wash now. His teeth aren’t chattering, he’s not even shivering, how the duck is it an ice bath?

 

[Purplehaze456]

Can someone not tell this idiot to shut up.How embarrassing sitting in a warm grubby tub in his garden it’s so bleeping boring.Say no lol yeah right from the knob who sells his dead family for money.How many stories this year about them and cashing in on a subject he pretends bothers him.Five posts of tiny dick sat in dirty water in a week do us all a favour and duck off.

I bet that water hasn't been changed since he got the ice bath

 

[Cleopops]

And as always he has no bleeping slippers or flip flops on when getting into his "ice" bath, his feet must be filthy and then he sits in it and puts his disgusting head in the water.and I guarantee he ain't changing that water regularly-he is is VILE

 

[Philimena cunk]

Well at least her mates have made a big thing of her 30th …. Unlike her hubby …… oh yeah cos it wasn’t about him was it ……he has filmed more of himself in a bleeping ice bath than making a fuss of her

Her problem. She knew what he was like when she married him.....good luck flappy, cos it's only gonna get worse the further down the zleb pole he goes ....