Please god no I can’t cope with Jodie & Co and those two as well are we not suffering enough as it is?
Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead
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Looks like he’s stopping in the Hilton for £70 a night. Living the high life there fakey 
It backs nicely onto the main train line tooKnew it
. It reminds me of when he stopped in the Dubai airport hotel on New Years EveWhat’s lower than a Z list celebrity??
A JodieXMabelXSophie collab?
You can't get any lower than this blurt....It backs nicely onto the main train line too
What’s lower than a Z list celebrity??
Lord F cast as the deceived wife with a pained expression
40 likes on her awful tik tok banana crapShe loves those 
coloured pyjamas and her voice
No love island Twitter posts from jealous Jake and will he bother to pop see his mum?Leeds to Lincoln only 50 minutes away.His pal and thief Ashley cain on packed lunch so he’s either on that or just fancied a night away from his fam.In that McDonald’s ad she’s had that much botox can’t raise her eyebrows and that make up post products costing hundreds of pounds to still look like tit 
She loves those coloured pyjamas and her voiceNo love island Twitter posts from jealous Jake and will he bother to pop see his mum?Leeds to Lincoln only 50 minutes away.His pal and thief Ashley cain on packed lunch so he’s either on that or just fancied a night away from his fam.In that McDonald’s ad she’s had that much botox can’t raise her eyebrows and that make up post products costing hundreds of pounds to still look like tit 
I don’t know why either of them bother with Tiktok. Their videos are tit. Well to be fair their whole content is tit across all their social media platforms40 likes on her awful tik tok banana crap
As for her make up reel. It’s just another way for her to brag that she uses expensive products. Maybe she should try using her money on actual skincare because the make up certainly isn’t helping her there.
Tell me he ain’t doing that wakey wines tit
he’s that bleeping sad wouldn’t be suprised …
He kills me
“ doing something tomorrow but can’t say “
whatever the duck it is it’s hardly groundbreaking another five minute health anxiety grief tv appearance… it’s not a job and nothing Comes from these appearances… he’s tragic as duck
he’s that bleeping sad wouldn’t be suprised …
He kills me
“ doing something tomorrow but can’t say “
whatever the duck it is it’s hardly groundbreaking
another five minute health anxiety grief tv appearance… it’s not a job and nothing Comes from these appearances… he’s tragic as duck
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Why is he wearing that shower cap
Just caught up on her stories bad enough she’s put the make up reel on her grid but to share it twice on her stories and then him in the ice bath 
See the aff links are back in full avengence - got to get them pennies in somehow 
. As for this whole food blogging narrative. Funny how she’s not shown the results of her poll but said everyone wanted to see her pancakes on tiktok 
She really at this stage is as desperate and thirsty as he is 
No Fakey you don’t look like Austin Powers. You look like an attention seeking head as usual
bad enough she’s put the make up reel on her grid but to share it twice on her stories and then him in the ice bath See the aff links are back in full avengence - got to get them pennies in somehow . As for this whole food blogging narrative. Funny how she’s not shown the results of her poll but said everyone wanted to see her pancakes on tiktok She really at this stage is as desperate and thirsty as he is No Fakey you don’t look like Austin Powers. You look like an attention seeking head as usual
Make sure his wig glue doesn’t get ruinedWhy is he wearing that shower cap
I bet he’s gutted he’s missing out on ice baths on Lorraine oh hang on they are using real ice 🧊 
oh hang on they are using real ice 🧊 
Austin Powers was an 'international man of mystery'. He's just an 'unemployed prick from Colchester'.
Thanks Gagzi, I was on one last nightWell said Fredster!xx
Whatever he’s up to today he will think that he’s relevant, important and give him his pathetic 5 minute buzz to his massive stupid ego.
Thought it was a big secret and he couldn’t talk about it. That lasted long wonder if he’s been promoted to the panel this time instead of just getting his balls felt? Viewing figures on Loose Women are bad enough. Loose Men are even worse
wonder if he’s been promoted to the panel this time instead of just getting his balls felt? Viewing figures on Loose Women are bad enough. Loose Men are even worse Attachments
Was a bloke on Lorraine this morning talking about ice baths, why wasn’t fakey on cos he is an expert on ice baths
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