O/T kezza katona didn't manage to complete her stint on panto.. her and fakey should get together.
Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!
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Oh wow why not? Is she ‘ill’ her and fakey are like 2 peas in a pod when it comes to work
So she's cooking while he lies on the sofa with a blanket ffs you couldn't make this tit up bet she's done all the washing and unpacking school and nursery runs packed lunches etc she's a bleeping mug
It’s no less than she deserves, she sold out to be with a zzzz-lister #justiceforfred
Has he had a drink? "I've got a cousin whose 4yr old can't say the word 'please' in Spanish. That's por favor right?" 
His son is nearly two and he can't speak at all.
His son is nearly two and he can't speak at all.
Shocker that. She’s not shut up moaning since day one of it because of her fucked up free surgery. Great advert that she’s now got to go back to a professional to get it all fixed
only about 330 more days until panto Jake don’t worry
Oh look, a bottle of 'mum juice' is by the hob and the glass is by the right of Flapz. I think he's pissed - listen to the end of the clip "home-made pasta by the masturbator". I was feeling sick looking at that slop in the pan. WTF? 
He’s off his head! He’s 100% had a wine
Incoming Hello Fresh or Tescos food ad then. That’s probably what his work was tonightOh look, a bottle of 'mum juice' is by the hob and the glass is by the right of Flapz. I think he's pissed - listen to the end of the clip "home-made pasta by the masturbator". I was feeling sick looking at that slop in the pan. WTF?
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The 'mum juice' is flowing! 
He's off his head. He's now referring to Purdey's bollocks. Didn't the cat get done? Definitely cooking for a Hello Fresh or Tesco ad!! 
They've been on the 'mum juice'. Both definitely a couple of pissheads!
Cannot stand that stupid voice he puts on with the spud 
when he is trying to be gental with the bleeping cat. I'd say he swings that thing around
when he is trying to be gental with the bleeping cat. I'd say he swings that thing around
Like his pee dick
Any 'normal' person would. Who leans over boiling pasta and a pan of sauce!! Only a clown like Flapz!Wouldn't you just move that bowl to grate that cheese into instead of reaching over the rest of it?!
Eye spy with my little eye something begging with W
pissheads . They drink every day they clearly have an issue
pissheads . They drink every day they clearly have an issue
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EXC: Jake Quickenden candidly discusses his health anxiety
The singer, 34, has candidly opened up about his health anxiety and fear of being diagnosed with cancer after losing his father and brother to the disease within just a few years of each other.
bleeping hell, Fake- give it a rest, will you? Poppy's working overtime keeping him in the sidebar of shame
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