Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

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That’s probably why it was free, no other fucker wants to go mid January
 
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Hahaha, good one
He's arranged a band to play at dinner, while he serenades her ....

Christ, on the piss already....gonna be a romantic wild night....

His limit is bits on crap like Lorraine, tat challenge etc all at £250 / day - the height of tele was 2 episodes of hollyoaks 3 or 4 years ago- and they never ask him back .....
Wasn't he on celebrity pointless once ....apt title...

So he wore those shorts for his various fitness sessions yesterday and this morning now he's wearing them in the hot tub
Only time they get a wash .pair of classless skanks...
 
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Genuine question. Isn't she commuting fraud by buying from Ali express and passing them off as her own. If so, how can I report. It's daylight robbery

Genuine question. Isn't she commuting fraud by buying from Ali express and passing them off as her own. If so, how can I report. It's daylight robbery
Commiting
 
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So basically they’ve gone to this particular hotel because he’s got it for free. They’ve taken the kids so they’ve got the excuse not to go out for a nice dinner and have to spend money. Tomorrow he’ll be on the gram showing or making her show everyone the wonderful present he’s got her. Guaranteed it will be something expensive just to try and prove he can afford it. If he’s bragging about buying her a bunch of flowers today, he’s definitely going to go OTT on sharing her actual gift. The thing is if they were a bit more humble rather than fake their lifestyle, people would probably like them more (not me but some saddos would).
It’s blatantly obvious they are living way beyond their means. They spend money they haven’t got because he is so deluded he still thinks he’s going to get his big break on TV and she still thinks she’s on her way to being a top influencer.
 
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Especially as Oti is Strictly Judge Motsi’s sister although he probably doesn’t know that
 
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I bet he's raging he's not part of the All Stars I'm a Celeb series this year!
 
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It's Sophie's birthday weekend but here's me being dad of the year! Looking at the stars my arse! Drinking in bed with the Masked Singer on while chunk snores away at the end of the bed more like
 
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Genuine question as I’m probably not up to date with what is on trend for men’s hair… but is a faded beard actually thing?! A bit like ombre for facial hair, it’s giving me the ick whatever it is
It’s bloody tragic
 
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I bet Danielle looks back (fresh from her yacht in Dubai recently) and thinks, thank fuck! What a lucky escape she had.
 
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I hope Nic Nak plays them up I really do...
Joon can I just say your dedication to always starting your comments with a always tickles me . I thought I'd stop finding it funny after abit but you always get me with it
 
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