That is hilarious!
That is hilarious!I'm dying because when he won DOI, he said to Holly Willoughby, tearfully: "It might mean that I don't have to do another reality show now!"
Oh the irony....he'd KILL for anything TV related at this moment in time!
As it’s a hotel he’s stopped at before, I would definitely say it will be gifted. Just don’t understand why they’re taking the kids on this one. They leave them for weeks to fuck off on holiday but are taking them with them for 1 night for her birthday. It’s not like they are going to a family resort. All he’s mentioned was the fact it’s got a pool there.No big party planned for Flappy then? Do these pair actually have any friends apart from those they drag out to hen/stag parties and a wedding to Ibiza
What do we think? Gifted night in the hotel??
Probably couldn’t persuade mummy to babysitAs it’s a hotel he’s stopped at before, I would definitely say it will be gifted. Just don’t understand why they’re taking the kids on this one. They leave them for weeks to fuck off on holiday but are taking them with them for 1 night for her birthday. It’s not like they are going to a family resort. All he’s mentioned was the fact it’s got a pool there.
Maybe he’s got her a fake Gucci clutch bagSo no breakfast in bed for Flappy on her birthday. She’s seeing to Leo whilst he fucks off to the gym and keeps sharing clips from his huge 5 minute appearance on LorraineHe is definitely going to use the health anxiety narrative to try and get the documentary he’s so desperate for. Thing is he’s so fucking thick he doesn’t comprehend the more he goes on about it, people will have heard it all so why would there then be a need for a documentary on it?
Edited - my bad thought her birthday was today not tomorrowKnew he’d have to say about her present though. Making it all about how wonderful he is. It will be something expensive just so he can show it off on the gram
All gob. Never has the balls to stand by his comments. Fucking ugly bald big nosed spineless TWAT.....See he’s deleted his comment on her post.Going to have endless talk about dancing on ice for weeks of this prick.Expert on fuck all and money grabber of the dead.
I misread that as shagged Simon Cowell...Just watched the Lorraine clip he posted. He would absolutely love to get cancer or a serious health condition. Dirty little grief junkie
He has tagged Simon Cowell in his latest shit reel
"Hello is that the dentist? Hello yes I appear to have malfunctioning turkey teeth. Yes that's right they're making me talk gobbledegook."
this is amazing
Wow, he looks manic today filming a load of utter shite. No doubt he's begged the hotel if he's stayed there before.

Maybe he’s got her a fake Gucci clutch bag
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