Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

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He thinks he has hit the big time again with his pity me interview on Lorraine, fucking Lorraine. He will be so pleased with himself that a few thousand older people and fellow hypochondriacs seen him on tv. So your profession now is hypochondriac grief theif with no talent willing to speak to anyone who will get you in TV, something that takes no talent at all, basically talk bullshit. You and your wig jog along and get a real job
 
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Dopey the dwarf I’m dead

I think we have a tattler on Twitter
It’s Leo he’s jumped ship from IG.
 
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Those stairs leading up there don’t look safe at all.
Exactly my thoughts. As for the massive window that was open up there the other day. It's a deathtrap! It's just one all round accident waiting to happen especially if they leave those kids on their own. Idiots.

That's his new name POB!!!
I'll get confused and sad as that's Matt Sarsfield's nickname. There can only be one Pob for me!!
 
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So I didn’t see him on DOI but of course his hand is bandaged up. What an absolute wet wipe.
 
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I don’t know what they’ve been thinking for all these years. They definitely need a Scunthorpe bloke on the dole on the judging panel. What was Torvill and Dean thinking. The ratings could have been insane with top shagger curse of relationships Jake heading up the show.

get down the job centre mate. Nice try
 
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Been out all day and night with the girls
And again tomorrow but I keep having a little look on this thread I swear he gets worst . You all crack me up though

Five mins did fuck all I see Stacey Solomon got more likes sad prick he is
He's fucking relentless in his needy attention seeking behaviour. He needs a full time job and his phone surgically removing from his hand ...
 
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He’s fuming that the bread winner is on a night out and he has to look after his kid. Enjoy your warm bath. Hopefully Sophie will fuck off to the brits without him.
 
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He’s fuming that the bread winner is on a night out and he has to look after his kid. Enjoy your warm bath. Hopefully Sophie will fuck off to the brits without him.
Can you imagine what he'd be like if she did ...

Jake's reaction to flaps fucking off to the Brits ...
 
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DOI Final - March 2018 (That's Vanessa who he shagged).

Also when he forgot he had a fiancé and thought he was one of the love island bachelors like wes and tried to be a 20 year old partying and forgetting he had a partner…Reminding you of anything?
 
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It is called DANCING on ice jakey fakey wakey. Not, SKATING on ice. And you are the one skating on thin ice.
 
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So wonder where they are going for Flappys big birthday weekend! Wonder if it’s been gifted?Wherever it is I guarantee she’ll be driving them all there and it will probably be somewhere more suited for adults than kids. I’m sure he will be documenting the whole thing anyway Showing everyone what a fantastic husband he is by spoiling her with more ‘designer’ gifts and maybe a cake and even a helium balloon that says 30 on it He must have a bit of spare cash after selling his soul to the tabloids numerous times in the last week.
Its so fortunate that his anxiety never seems to rear its ugly head when they go away. How lucky is that
Also noticed he’s now got Polly in his bio for press enquiries
 
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DOI Final - March 2018 (That's Vanessa who he shagged).

I'm dying because when he won DOI, he said to Holly Willoughby, tearfully: "It might mean that I don't have to do another reality show now!"

Oh the irony....he'd KILL for anything TV related at this moment in time!
 
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See he’s deleted his comment on her post.Going to have endless talk about dancing on ice for weeks of this prick.Expert on fuck all and money grabber of the dead.
 
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