Why was he warming it up in the microwave itβs meant to be hot when you cooked itSo, been reading here again answering another one of our Fakeys' comments? Who even has a microwave in a utility room anyway? I know I certainly don't and never would because it's unhygienic. Imagine warming up your dinner surrounded by piles of skidmarked old pants and stinking socks etc. The thought makes me feel sick and if a restaurant did that, they would be shut down immediately. Filthy Colchester chavs. Truly disgusting - just like her cooking.
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Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!
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Today's quote - were you inspired to post this when you looked at your jobless husband? I'll tell you something now. If you haven't laid down the foundations of your life by now you never will. Maybe it would help if your lazy, desperate, psycho of a husband got a proper job because he ain't gonna get you that Georgian mansion girl.
PS: Stop begging. It's not a good look you woman.
PS: Stop begging. It's not a good look you woman.
He'd probably fucked off down the gym. They do nothing together unless its for the Gram. Off camera they live separate lives.
Huh? Had to read this twice. So illiterate - "to get my back feeling....." You need to feel motivated and relaxed? You've just came back from holiday you stupid CLOWN 
WTF is 'cute' about this hot chocolate? It's a damn mess. Like your lives.
WTF is 'cute' about this hot chocolate? It's a damn mess. Like your lives.
Heβs in side bar of shame again! I hope he sees this one
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Please somebody share this article. Another corker of an interview by Mr Church. Already begging for strictly and apparently looking forward to switching their phones off when on honeymoon 
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He would shag himself if he could
Back topless at the gym so creepy bet other bloke thinks what a weirdo.Remember she want to Manchester back in October or November obviously didnβt get whatever job it was.Any programme that now comes out panto boy has to get his ugly mug in the chatArticles arenβt going to pay the mortgage loving heβs just jobless desperate and thirsty for any work.
Back topless at the gym so creepy bet other bloke thinks what a weirdo.Remember she want to Manchester back in October or November obviously didnβt get whatever job it was.Any programme that now comes out panto boy has to get his ugly mug in the chatArticles arenβt going to pay the mortgage loving heβs just jobless desperate and thirsty for any work.
Yeah rightPlease somebody share this article. Another corker of an interview by Mr Church. Already begging for strictly and apparently looking forward to switching their phones off when on honeymoon
switching phones off ahaha
Of course heβs said that, canβt admit that he was shagging his partner behind his fiancΓ©es back. Cheeky bastardPlease somebody share this article. Another corker of an interview by Mr Church. Already begging for strictly and apparently looking forward to switching their phones off when on honeymoon
Hereβs the link
www.dailymail.co.uk
EXC: Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden discusses the show's curse
Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden has spoken out about the show's 'curse', saying he understands how break-ups can happen during the series.
Winging my way over to the sidebar now .....Heβs in side bar of shame again! I hope he sees this one
He'd sooner switch off his bleeping life support....Yeah right
Thank youHereβs the link
EXC: Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden discusses the show's curse
Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden has spoken out about the show's 'curse', saying he understands how break-ups can happen during the series.
can always rely on you or @CrazyBaldhead to come through with the goods 
Honestly the bullshit he spouts in this article 
Obviously this is his new βcareerβ. Selling mundane stories to the tabloids. Wow letβs all aspire to be like the βChurchesβ in life Theyβve deleted my comment yet againWinging my way over to the sidebar now .....
He'd sooner switch off his bleeping life support....
So poor heβs selling his boring life to the newspapers ffs
He'd nosh himself off if he could..vain vacuous bleep...Now this picture, tagging in Rayban, is an absolute bleeping belter. They ain't gonna want you as a model bro so stop trying you desperado!!
EPIC PHOTOSHOP FAIL - just look at the over-wonky palm tree. Look at his arm near the palm tree - it's a different size to his other one!His face has had a weapons grade filter on it and so has his stomach. Look at his waist. He's made that so slim that even that woman behind is distorted!
Bro, you should've checked your wedding ring. It's so distorted it looks like its been blown up with a stick of dynamite you mug!
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Iβm sure heβs already tried
lol i remember that first βstoryβ cuntface did a whole 24hrs then rinse and repeatto get two bottles of red wine to disguise the putrid taste. He'll be picking budgie droppings and seeds out of his Turkey teef all night!
He must be paying Polly Parrot a fortune to get him in the red tops and magazines. Thing is, no amount of PR will make you likeable. You're a fake bleep.
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Well done Polly Parrot for showing the articles. They looked tit. Your job must be like portraying Gary Glitter to appear wholesome again to a family audience. You're definitely earning your money girl. It must be exhausting!
Here's a good one!
Jake Quickenden QUITS social media following extreme trolling
Hollyoaks actor Jake Quickenden has revealed he's quitting social media due to constant negative comments aimed at him. Read more on heatworld.heatworld.com
And another one!
Jake Quickenden: βEdwina Curry had a perv over my bodyβ
Jake Quickenden is spitting his turkey sandwich on the floor. Weβve just asked...
He wonβt be able to stop himself he will film the whole honeymoon sad act he isPlease somebody share this article. Another corker of an interview by Mr Church. Already begging for strictly and apparently looking forward to switching their phones off when on honeymoon
Perhaps he is hoping to get back on DOI then he can blame his marriage breakup using the excuse of the dreaded curse especially as the wedding was as fake and a complete sham his only thought was to get some recognition and to gain more followers - I bet he is actually fuming that none of his attempts to make himself more popular are actually working - he has flogged the relatives to death literally then he tried to use Nik Nak Simpleden and that hasnβt worked either and now we have the marathon man and yet still nobody knows who this wrinkly old fucker actually is
Hi fakey when you do your q&a please answer why your ice bath contains no ice thanks bro
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Heβs so bleeping gross. Who puts a question box up with a photo of themselves sitting on the toiletquestions allegedly asked will be as usual about strictly, when heβs next on TV, having his own reality show, going on any reality show, coping with grief, marathon training, what a good dad and husband he is, etcβ¦
And as if anyone is asking about his sunglasses
Funny how we called out the fact that itβs obviously warm water heβs using.We then get a video where heβs acting like itβs freezing whereas usually he just gets in without any fuss which is what alerted us in the first place.
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